Tip:
Highlight text to annotate it
X
David: Did you hear the bizarre Sarah Palin song?
Louis: No.
David: I assumed that this was a song parody. I still think it might be, but I'm told that
this is for real. And the guy who developed this, his name is Tom Dempsey, and the vocals
here is Gary Mcvay. I'm told that this is a legitimate, that this is a real song, and
that it's a serious praise of Sarah Palin. Here we go.
Gary Mcvay: [Singing] She's a cold blast from Alaska
Ingrained with common sense She's not a Harvard lawyer, but she knew what
the Founders meant
A cold blast from the North That freezes Congress in their tracks
With God and the Tea party, she's gonna take it back
Sarah Palin, she won't listen to their bunk
David: Sing it!
Mcvay: Sarah Palin's comin' south to hunt some skunk
Sarah Palin, she'll throw 'em all in jail And when she gets to Washington, it'll be
cold as hell
David: All right. Brilliant. The "cold as hell" reference, I wonder if that's a Hell
freezing over reference. This is a serious song. This is an example...
Louis: Is it? Are you sure it's not a joke? It could be a joke.
David: I'm told that it's for real.
Louis: I don't know.
David: Does our Ustream audience believe that this is a real song? I have no indication
that it's a parody. The only reason I even mention that it could be a parody is if you
were to do a parody of this style of Sarah Palin, this is what it would be. It could
be no different.
Louis: This is exactly what it would sound like.
David: It's a parody of itself. And I believe that it is a real song. Sarah Palin, I'm going
to be very clear here, I am not talking about the Sarah Palin interview with Sean Hannity,
I'm not playing clips, I'm not nitpicking the insanely ignorant things that Sarah Palin
said, and the reason why is that it was not an interview, it was the typical softball
setup to get Sarah Palin to, of course she doesn't favor violence, and they were crosshairs,
but the Democrats have crosshairs too. And let's serve up some more fluff from Sean Hannity.
So I'm not even going to play clips for you, ladies and gentlemen. If you want clips of
Sarah Palin on Sean Hannity, they are readily available. You don't need me.
And by the way, if you thought that the interview was insightful, intelligent, in some way indicative
of Sarah Palin's great push forward of this country as a society, then me playing a couple
of clips of her making herself look silly isn't going to change your mind, right? I
don't think it will.
Louis: I guess not. Probably not.
David: Your mind wouldn't be changed if you saw her say one intelligent thing, would it?
Louis: No.
David: So her defenders aren't going to be influenced.
Louis: Have I ever seen her say one intelligent thing ever?
David: That's why I say "if", Louis. Hypothetical.
Louis: Right, right. OK.
David: So we're not going to go over that interview. So let's take a break. When we
come back, we'll talk to Gordon Klingenschmitt. You are not going to want to miss this interview.
Let me say two words: gay exorcism. And www.DavidPakman.com/membership. Make sure you get today's bonus show, it's
going to be a good one.
Announcer: The David Pakman Show at www.DavidPakman.com.
Transcript provided by Alex Wickersham. For transcription, translation, captions, and
subtitles, contact Alex at directtranslation@gmail.com.