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Previously on Bubba has a gun.
What should I do?
I’m afraid you only have one option.
Dear, Bubba, I am running away from home.
And now for the continuation.
Miss Pakaday, ma’am?
I took your advice!
I’m running away from home!
Can I shack with you for a couple days?
Shack with me?
Me?
I don’t have a home, kid.
This is where I belong!
I’m a has-been!
I lost it all!
I should have never quit Ahoyager.
Oh OK.
Bye.
Goddamnit!
Bubba!
Yeah, Crystal?
I haven’t seen Joe for a while.
Do you know where he is?
No.
Yeah.
I saw him go to school today.
Yeah.
He went to school.
Don’t worry about a thing, he didn’t run away from home!
But today’s Sunday?
***!
It’s Sunday school!
He’s become a fanatic and taken up that new religion everyone’s talking about!
Sunday school, huh?
You know, Bubba, we should really go to church more often!
I think Joe has the right idea!
What?
Church?
I don’t want to go to *** church?
Hey there little boy, what are you doing?
Hello Mr. President!
I’m running away from home!
Now why would you want to go and do something like that?
Well here’s the story it all started when I came home and.
Stop for a second.
I just realized I really don’t care.
Get in the car kid.
You have a lot to learn for me, the president, of the United States.
My mom told me to never get into a car with a stranger and you’re pretty strange but
whatever.
And that concludes our sermon for this morning.
Oh thank God there is a God!
But before you all depart from God‘s house this morning, we have a special treat for
you all!
Son of a ***, this better be good!
The famed actor, William Shatner, has offered to sing us a song before we all depart.
Hit it!
Jesus loves me this I know for the Bible tells me so!
God dammit!
I sure regret not loading this gun!
And he was moaning.
And that’s when I decided to run away from home.
You know what cheers me up when I’m down kid?
I cruise for chicks!
Aren’t you married?
It’s time to do some shopping, if you get my drift.
Hey, hon!
Would you like a ride?
Why, sure!
Isn’t she a little old?
Now, Joe.
Think about this for a second.
She may be like 90.
But that’s like 90 years of experience.
I never thought about it that way before.
And that’s why I have this job.
I think of alternatives that no one else will think about and I sacrifice myself sometimes
for the betterment of this country.
That’s what being the president is all about.
Oh.
I think I’ve taught you enough today.
Come, let’s go get something to eat.
Those Sunday school classes must go for a very long time.
OK, Crystal.
I haven’t been totally honest with you.
But Joe, he.
Is with Bill Clinton.
What?
Clinton.
I got to go to the potty room, I’ll be right back.
Must be going to the bathroom, now‘s my chance!
I’m going to kick his ***!
I’m the president, of the United states!
I’m the president of the United States!
I’m the president of the United States!
Freeze, Clinton!
Or I will fire!
Hello, Bubba!
You, ***!
You kidnapped Joe!
Normally I wouldn’t care but Crystal is starting to ask questions!
Bubba, I’m the president of the United states.
You know that, I know that, I can do what I want.
Besides, I didn’t kidnap Joe, he just sort of fell into my lap.
You’re lying!
Go ask him yourself!
Fine I will!
All right Joe, you and I need to have a talk.
Oh, where the hell did he get to?
Dear Clinton, thanks for everything.
I’ll be sure to keep my hoes and *** in line.
Now I’m on the run again.
I can’t stay in one stop for long.
Sincerely, Joe.
Son of a ***!