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>>> HEY, HEY, HEY.
DON'T ADJUST YOUR TV.
WELCOME TO "RED EYE."
I'M SHERROD SMALL AND FILLING
IN FOR GREG GUTFELD WHO IS IN
COLORADO SPEAKING AT AN
EVENTS.
SURE HE IS.
I HOPE HE BRINGS BACK SOME OF
THAT GOOD, LEGAL STUFF.
UNTIL THEN, THIS IS BLACK EYE,
BABY.
NOW, WELCOME MY GUESTS.
TONIGHT, YOU KNOW HIM AND LOVE
HIM AND, YES, LADIES HE IS IN
THE LEG CHAIR.
MAKE IT LOUD.
IT IS ANDY LEVY.
JOJO, YOU KNOW WHO SHE IS.
SHE IS HERE EVERY NIGHT.
SHE IS FUNNY, SMART, GIVE IT
UP FOR JOJO.
AND SONNY JOHNSON HERE, YOU
DID THAT FOR ME, RIGHT?
>> DROPPED EVERYTHING FOR YOU,
SHERROD.
>> NEXT TO ME, YOU KNOW HER
AND YOU LOVE HER, FOX NEWS
CONTRIBUTOR JEDEDIAH BILA.
>> "RED EYE."
DID YOU GET A NEW HAIRCUT?
>> I FORGOT THE GHOST TALKS.
DOES UP SKIRTS NOT HURT?
A MASSACHUSETTS COURT SAID
TAKING A PHOTO UP A WOMAN'S
SKIRT IS NOT A CRIME.
FINALLY.
MICHAEL ROBINSON WAS TAKING UP
SKIRT PICS AND SAID HE DIDN'T
BREAK THE LAW AND THE SUPREME
JEW -- SUPREME JUDICIAL LAW
AGREED.
THEY SAY THAT IS FOR ONLY NUDE
OR PARTIALLY NUDE.
ANDY, DID YOU KNOW THAT?
>> I D.
>> THEY -- I DID.
>> THEY NEED TO PROTECT THAT
TO WOMEN WEARING CLOTHING ON
>> THAT WAS WEIRD.
>> THAT'S AMAZING.
>> I GO TO YOU FIRST.
>> I LOVE IT!
>> NOW FIRST OF ALL, I GUESS
THE COURT KNOWS WHAT IT IS
TALKING ABOUT.
>> THEY HAVE TO CHANGING THIS
LAW.
THE IDEA THAT YOU COULD BE
ANYWHERE AND HAVE SOMEONE DO
THAT -- TRUE STORY.
WHEN I WAS IN COLLEGE IN NEW
YORK CITY I HAD A PERVERT
ATTEMPT TO DO THIS.
I HAD A FEW DRINKS AND I WAS
AT A TABLE AND IN THE CLUB AND
THIS PSYCHO WAS SITTING WITH A
VIDEO CAMERA.
WHEN I WOULDS CROSS AND
UNCROSS MY LEGS HE WOULD ZERO
IN.
>> THE THING IS I DON'T FEEL
ABOUT IT.
FEEL BAD ABOUT IT.
>> YOU NEVER EVEN APOLOGIZED.
TRUE STORY SHOW.
THAT DUDE WAS CARRIED OUT BY A
FRIEND OF MINE AND THE CAMERA
WAS DESTROYED.
I THINK THIS IS MORE COMMON
THAN PEOPLE THINK.
>> IF SOMEBODY TRIED TO TAKE
AN UP SKIRT OF YOU WOULD YOU
HURT THEM.
>> THE COST OF BULLETS WHEN
YOU GO TO THE GUN RANGE IS
EXPONENTIALLY HIGHER THESE
DAYS THAN IT USED TO BE.
COME ON, TRY IT.
DON'T DO IT IN MASSACHUSETTS.
COME DOWN TO VIRGINIA WHERE I
CAN SHOOT YOU AND THEN WAIT
FOR THE COPS TO COME AND THEN
CONFISCATE THE CAMERA AND TAKE
IT WITH ME.
THAT WOULD BE MY SUGGESTION.
COME TO VIRGINIA AND TRY
THAT.
>> SO SHOOT HIM AND WEAR HIS
CAMERA AS A NECKLACE?
>> YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL THE
DIFFERENCE.
YOU PLAY THE GAME NORTH AND
SOUTH.
YOU TELL ABOUT A CRIME AND YOU
CAN TELL IF IT HAPPENS IN THE
NORTH OR SOUTH.
YOU CAN VIDEOTAPE WOMEN?
TRY IT IN THE SOUTH.
>> I THINK SHE IS ON TO
SOMETHING.
>> JOE, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
CAN YOU GET AWAY WITH IT IN A
CITY UP NORTH AND NOT DOWN IN
THE SOUTH?
>> THE THING IS, IT IS THE
LAW.
IT IS NOT A MATTER OF GETTING
AWAY WITH IT.
HE IS IS TAKEN TO COURT AND HE
IS NOT CONVICTED BECAUSE IT IS
NOT A CRIME.
THE LAW NEEDS TO CHANGE, BUT
IN THE MEANTIME, LADIES, ANDY,
YOU INCLUDED BECAUSE YOU ARE
IN THE LEG CHAIR, CROSS THE
LEGS.
>> I WILL NOT.
>> SAY ARE YOU IN YOUR HOUSE
AND SOMEBODY IS PEEPING AND
YOU HAVE CLOTHES ON IT IS NOT
AGAINST THE LAW?
>> THAT IS A PRIVATE SPACE.
IF IT IS IN A PUBLIC SPACE IT
IS NOT PROTECTED.
>> DIDN'T YOU LEARN THAT IN
SCHOOL?
THIS IS MY PRIVATE SPACE.
>> NO MATTER WHERE YOU.
>> ONE ARM'S LENGTH AROUND
YOU.
>> WHAT ABOUT A PUBLIC
BATHROOM?
DIDN'T SOMEBODY JUST GET IN
TROUBLE FOR FILMING SOMEBODY
IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM?
>> THE LAW AS OF NOW WAS
CHANGING ROOMS AND BATHROOMS.
SUPPOSEDLY YOU HAVE A
REASONABLE EXPECTATION OF
PRIVACY THERE AND THE COURT
WAS SAYING YOU DON'T HAVE A
RESPECT EXPECTATION -- A
REASONABLE EXPECTATION OF
PRIVACY.
ON THURSDAY THEY PASSED A NEW
LAW MAKING THE UP SKIRT PHOTOS
ILLEGAL.
AS SOON AS THE GOVERNOR SIGNS
IT --
>> RIGHT NOW IS THE GETTING
TIME.
>> THIS WHOLE THING IS A
VICTORY FOR AMERICA.
THE COURT CAN ONLY RULE ON
WHAT THE LAW SAYS.
THE COURT SAID IF YOU WANT TO
CHANGE THIS, YOU NEED TO
CHANGE THE LAW.
A DAY LATER THE LEGISLATURE
SAID ALL RIGHT, AND THEY
CHANGED THE LAW.
THAT'S HOW THE SYSTEM WORKS.
>> NORTH AND SOUTH, WHO ARE
YOU PROTECTING?
IN THE NORTH YOU ARE
PROTECTING THE WOMAN.
IN THE SOUTH YOU ARE
PROTECTING THE MAN.
WHO IS IT YOU ARE TRYING TO
PROTECT IN THIS SITUATION?
WHO IS IT YOU ARE TRYING TO
KEEP ALIVE?
THAT IS THE QUESTION.
>> THE REAL PROBLEM IS UP
SKIRTS ARE SO SEXY.
>> THE LEGAL ONES.
THE JAPANESE ONES WHERE THE
GIRLS SIGN A CONTRACT.
>> I THINK THERE MIGHT BE A
MARKET FOR SOMETHING TO HELP
EVERYONE.
LIKE BEFORE YOU GO ON PUBLIC
TRANSPORTATION YOU SLIP ON
THESE NEW PANTS I HAVE
INVENTED.
AND THEY WILL SOON BE ON THE
LATE-NIGHT COMMERCIALS.
>> IT IS LIKE AN UNDERGARMENT
SO IF YOU TAKE A PICTURE THERE
IS A FLASH.
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE
"TEETH"?
YOU PUT SOMETHING UP THERE.
>> OH MY GOD! OH MY GOOD
GOD.
>> PEOPLE ARE TWISTED.
A LOT OF PEOPLE WOULD WANT TO
BE SEEING THAT.
>> I HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT
THAT.
>> I WATCHED THREE MINUTES OF
THAT MOVIE AND CHANGED THE
CHANNEL.
>> HAVE VICE TO RICE, RUTGERS
UNIVERSITY WANTS FORMER
SECRETARY OF STATE CONDOLEEZZA
RICE TO SPEAK AT A
COMMENCEMENT CEREMONY THIS
YEAR.
IT DIDN'T SUIT WELL WITH THE
PROFESSORS, LET'S JUST SAY
THAT.
THEY PASSED A RESOLUTION
CALLING ON THE SCHOOL TO TAKE
BACK ITS OFFER BECAUSE OF
RICE'SQ
WAR AND THE BUSH ADD STRAGS.
I -- ADMINISTRATION.
AND I CAN'T EVEN GET THAT
OUT.
AND THE WATER BOARDING.
YOU KNOW HOW THEY ARE MAD
ABOUT ALL OF THE WATER
BOARDING.
THE ADMINISTRATION SAYS IT
STANDS BY ITS DECISION SAYING
DR. RICE IS A HIGHLY
ACCOMPLISHED AND RESPECTED
DIPLOMAT.
WE ARE EXCITED TO DRESS UP
STUDENTS AT COMMENCEMENT.
HERE IS THE
>> I MEAN, --
>> I WOULD PAY TO SEE THAT.
>> HE IS A GERMAN ASIAN, WOW.
>> YOU SAY YOU AGREE WITH THE
FACULTY OF RUTGERS.
>> I USED TO BE AGAINST RACIAL
PROFILING, BUT WHEN YOU SEE
THE RACIST COMING OUT OF THE
PROFESSORS OF RUT GEAR WHEEZE
NEED -- RUT GEAR WE NEED TO
KEEP IT IN PLACE.
>> SO YOU SAY IT IS A RACIAL
REASON?
>> OF COURSE IT IS.
THEY ARE RACIST.
AND I DON'T HAVE TO HAVE FACTS
TO BACK THAT UP.
SAY IT LIKE A LIBERAL.
I SAY IT IS RACIST AND
THEREFORE IT IS.
>> IS THAT SARCASM OR DO YOU
MEAN THAT?
>> I AM MORE INTELLIGENT THAN
THAT.
>> SO YOU THINK THAT -- SHOULD
THEY BRING THEM TO THE SCHOOL
THEN?
SHOULD THEY BRING THEM TO
RUTGERS?
>> ONE THING I ALWAYS DO.
I GOT RAILED ABOUT IT FOR
SARAH PALIN AND I AM NOT GOING
TO DEFEND THESE PEOPLE.
THIS IS CONDE-FREAKIN-RICE.
WHAT THE HELL DO I LOOK LIKE
DEFENDING HER 1234CONDE, GO,
BABY.
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK?
SHOULD THEY BRING HER TO THE
SCHOOL?
>> OF COURSE.
WHO CARES IF YOU DISAGREE WITH
HER.
IF ARE YOU IN THE AUDIENCE AND
DON'T LIKE WHAT SHE REPRESENTS
AND DON'T LIKE THE POLICIES,
WHO CARES?
DO YOUR EARS BLOW UP IF YOU
HEAR SOMEBODY THAT DISAGREED
WITH YOU?
THAT'S THE IDEA OF AGO
ACADEMIA.
IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE A BUNCH
OF PEOPLE WHO DISAGREE AND
HAVING REAL DIVERSITY
APPRECIATION AND LEARNING
SOMETHING.
BUT IT HAS BECOME A LITTLE
GESTAPO.
>> I HAVE AN ISSUE WITH THE
COMMENCEMENT SPEAKER COME
TOGETHER SCHOOL.
SHE IS PAID $35,000 FOR THE
APPEARANCE AS WELL AS
RECEIVING AN HONORARY DEGREE.
I WOULD HOPE SHE WOULD GIVE
THAT MONEY BACK TO THE
UNIVERSITY WHERE SHE NOW HAS
AN HONORARY DEGREE FROM -- I'M
SORRY COLLEGE.
>> I WOULDN'T GIVE IT BACK.
IT IS CAPITALISM.
>> SHE GOT PAID FOR A JOB,
PAID.
>> AN HONORARY DEGREE FROM
RUTGERS THOUGH, YOU CAN KEEP
THAT.
>> THE WHOLE IDEA, IT IS A
LITTLE DISTURBING AND THE FACT
THAT ALL OF THESE PEOPLE
PROTESTING AGAINST HER, SHE
MADE "TIME" 100 MOST
INFLUENTIAL LIST FOUR TIMES
AND I BET THESE PROFESSORS
STILL READ" TIME" MAGAZINE.
THEY ARE NOT BOYCOTTING THE
MAGAZINE.
>> LIKE THE PROFESSORS ARE
HATING ON CONDE BECAUSE SHE IS
TEACHING THE PEOPLE'S KIDS.
>> SHE IS AFFECTING THE WORLD
THE WRONG WAY.
THERE IS ONE LINE OF THOUGHT
AND IT IS NOT ABOUT CONDE.
IT IS ABOUT PRESIDENT BUSH.
THERE IS A LOT OF BUSH HATING
ON CAMPUS, AND THEY ASSOCIATE
HER WITH THAT.
WHEN YOU HAVE SOMEBODY COME ON
CAMPUS WHO COULD CHANGE
VIEWS.
THEY MAY LIKE CONDE RICE.
AND THEN ACADEMIA GETS WORKED
UP.
THE TEACHERS ARE THE ONES
GETTING UPSET.
THEY SAY THIS IS THE BAD GUY
AND THIS IS THE BAD POLICY.
>> THAT SOUNDS LIKE A FORMER
TEACHER TO ME.
>> I JUST THINK BLACK PEOPLE
SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO GIVE
COMMENCEMENT SPEECHES.
I DON'T THINK AMERICA IS READY
FOR THAT.
I DON'T THINK WE ARE READY FOR
THAT.
>> WHAT ABOUT SHAQ?
>> WHAT ABOUT SHERROD?
>> THIS IS A WAR ON WOMEN.
>> AGREE WITH HER OR NOT, SHE
IS A HISTORIC FIGURE.
SHE WAS THE FIRST
AFRICAN-AMERICAN WOMAN, FIRST
AFRICAN-AMERICAN WOMAN
NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISOR.
HE DISAGREED WITH THE
POLICIES THAT TOOK PLACE WHILE
SHE WAS THERE.
SHE REPRESENTS THE AMERICAN
DREAM.
I THINK THAT NAILS IT.
THE PROBLEM IS AS JEDEDIAH
SAYS, EVERYONE IS IN LOCK STEP
AND THEY BELIEVE THE SAME
THING.
THEY CAN'T STAND THE FACT THAT
THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO DON'T
AGREE WITH THEM.
>> YOU CAN'T GO AND FIGHT THE
GOVERNMENT FOR FREE BIRTH
CONTROL AND ALL OF THE THINGS
THEY ARE TRYING TO DO NOW AND
THEN BRING SOMEONE AS STRONG
AND INDEPENDENT AND
SELF-WORTHY AS CONDE RICE TO
SPEAK IN FRONT OF THE
STUDENTS.
YOU HAVE BEEN FOUR YEARS IN A
SCHOOL TELLING YOU YOU ARE
NEVER GOING TO MAKE A IT AND
YOU CAN'T DO IT UNLESS YOU
HAVE THE GOVERNMENT DO IT FOR
YOU AND THEN YOU BRING CONDE
UP AND YOU SEE CONDE SAY I CAN
DO IT AND I CAN DO IT WITH MY
PARENTS' HELP.
>> DON'T MIX CONDOMS AND
RICE.
>> THAT'S WHAT IT WAS.
THAT'S ALL I SAID.
>> FROM SCARLET NIGHTS TO
SILLY FIGHTS.
THEY WANT BARBIE OUT OF THE
GIRL SCOUTS.
TWO CONSUMER GROUPS ARE URGING
THE GIRL SCOUTS OF AMERICA TO
END ITS PARTNERSHIP WITH THE
ICONIC DOLL'S MANUFACTURE OF
THE MATTEL TOY COMPANY.
THE COMMERCIAL FEATURES AN
ACTIVITY BOOK, WEBSITE AND A
BARBIE PARTICIPATION PATCH.
YOU GET A PATCH FOR
PARTICIPATING LIKE BARBIE?
>> I GUESS.
>> THEY SAY IT IS A WALKING
ADVERTISEMENT AND IS NOT A
ROLE MODEL.
QUOTE, IDOLIZES IMPOSSIBLE
BODY TYPES AND IT IS A VITAL
MISSION TO BUILD COURAGE,
CONFIDENCE AND CHARACTER.
AND YOU KNOW SOMEONE ELSE WH
>> THAT DOG LOVES ***.
>> IT SAYS DO SOMETHING, BE
SOMETHING.
>> I DON'T THINK YOUNG GIRLS
LOOK AT THE DOLLS AND HAVE
THESE IMAGES.E@
I THINK GROWN WOMEN LOOK BACK
AND LOOK AT THESE DOLLS.
>> PREACH.
>> THEY SAY THIS IS NOT WHAT I
LOOK LIKE.
I DON'T HAVE BLONDE HAIR.
I DON'T HAVE BLUE EYES.
YOUNG KIDS ARE PLAYING WITH
DOLLS.
I DIDN'T HAVE A LOT OF
BARBIES.
I HAD A LOT OF GI JOE'S.
AS YOU CAN TELL FROM WHAT I AM
WEARING.
I HAD BARBIES THOUGH AND I
DIDN'T LOOK AT IT LIKE THAT.
WHEN PEOPLE GET OLDER THEY
LOOK AT IT DIFFERENTLY AND
THEN IT IS ABOUT
EXPECTATIONS.
KIDS DON'T FILL LOSS FIES LIKE
THAT.
>> I NEVER PLAYED WITH MY TOYS
SAYING ARE YOUEI BNG A ROLE
MODEL HE-MAN?
>> EXACTLY.
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> WHEN MY DAUGHTER, I GAVE
HER THE OPTION IF SHE WANTED
TO PLAY WITH BARBIE AND SHE
SAID NO AND TURNED IT DOWN.
SHE HAS NO BARBIE.
I STRUCK OUT YOU CANNOT GET
THE BRATZ DARES -- DOLLS
BECAUSE THEY LOOK LIKE HARLETS
RUNNING AROUND WITH ALL OF THE
MAKE UP AND THE SLIT THAT
COMES UP.
>> THE BRATZ LOOK LIKE THEY
ARE GOING TO THEIR PUERTO
RICAN HUSBAND'S FUNERAL.
>> EXACTLY.
NOW IT IS MONSTER HIGH AND SHE
HAS THE MONSTER HIGH DOLLS AND
SHE MAKES THEM EAT EACH
OTHER.
THERE IS NO MOTIVATION.
THE VAMPIRE HUNTS DOWN THE
WEAR WOLF AND THAT'S HOW THE
STORY GOES.
IT IS NOT A MATTER OF HER
LOOKING AT IT IN THAT WAY.
THAT'S WHAT IT IS.
US AS ADULTS BRING THE
NONSENSE TO OUR KIDS.
WE NEED TO STEP BACK AND LET
THEM BE KIDS AND MAYBE WE WILL
HAVE A BETTER GENERATION OF
PARENTS.
>> ISN'T THAT ANTI-WAREWOLF?
>> NO.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE
TALKING ABOUT.
>> JOJO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> I THINK WE NEED TO REALLY
LOOK AT THESE GIRL SCOUTS.
THERE ARE ISSUES WITH OUR
CHILDREN, AND IT IS NOT
BARBIES.
IT IS THESE COOKIES.
IF YOU WANT TO LOOK AT A REAL
ISSUE, OBESITY IS GROWING IN
AMERICA.
WE ARE PROMOTING IT WITH THESE
DELICIOUS COOKIES THAT I AM
STILL WAITING FOR MY ORDER AND
I CANNOT WAIT TO GET THEM
BECAUSE THEY ARE SO GOOD OF
THE DON'T TAKE AWAY MY
COOKIES.
REALLY, IF YOU ARE GOING TO
FIGHT THE FIGHT, THERE ARE
BETTER ONES TO FIGHT IF YOU
ARE REALLY LOOKING OUT FOR THE
WELFARE OF YOUR CHILDREN.
>> THESE PARENTS HAVE TO
UNDERSTAND, THESE KIDS ARE
MONEY MAKERS FOR THESE
COMPANIES.
SO BARBIE WANTS TO STAY IN
BUSINESS.
AND JUST LIKE THE GIRL SCOUTS
OF A $6 BILLION BUSINESS,
BILLION WITH A B.
WHERE IS THAT MONEY GOING?
THE SILLY OUTFITS?
SOMEBODY IS GETTING RICH OFF
THESE GIRLS.
>> I WENT -- AT $9 MEAN --
$19.99 A POP I COUNTED ALL OF
HER MONSTER HIGH DOLLS AND SHE
HAS 2 SEX.
I AM
>> SHE HAS 26.
I AM THERE COUNTING THEM, BUT
SHE IS A STRAIGHT-A STUDENT
AND SHE GETS WHAT SHE WANTS.
>> BUT SHE IS SUPPOSED TO GET
A'S.
>> THE ONLY THING I LIKE ABOUT
THIS, I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE
BOOK OR WHATEVER, I DON'T LIKE
THE PATCH.
>> THAT'S WHAT THE SCOUT IS
ABOUT.
>> THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THEY
HAVE HAD A CORPORATE SPONSORED
PATCH.
IT IS NOT NASCAR.
DON'T PUT A CORPORATE SPONSOR
PATCH ON.
UNLESS MATTEL AS YOU SAID,
WILL SOMEHOW MAKE THE PRICE OF
THE THIN MINTS CHEAPER AND
THEN I AM ALL FOR IT.
>> $6 BILLION, WHERE IS THE
MONEY GOING?
>> THE OTHER ISSUE IS WHY DOES
THIS COME UP WHEN IT IS
GIRL-RELATED.
YOU DON'T SEE -- PEOPLE AREN'T
SAYING WHAT YOU SAID BEFORE
ABOUT A GI JOE OR A LITTLE
THOR.
I HAD TO BRING HIM UP. HE IS
MY BOYFRIEND.
SERIOUSLY, THEY DON'T BRING
THOSE ISSUES UP.
BUT WHEN IT INVOLVES WOMEN IT
GETS THE FRONT PAGE
EVERYWHERE.
>> THE DADS DON'T CARE.
THEY ARE KICKING THE BOYS OUT
OF SCHOOL FOR DRESSING UP.
>> NOT WHEN IT COMES TO BODY
TYPE AND BODY IMAGE.
THAT IS A VERY FEMALE THING.
I THINK OLDER WOMEN MAKE IT AN
ISSUE FOR THESE KIDS.
>> LET'S BE HONEST, LADIES,
OLDER WOMEN HATE YOUNGER
WOMEN.
GET YOUR [BLEEP] TOGETHER.
COMING UP, WHAT DO YOU CALL A
HILARIOUS BLACK COMADE YEN WHO
YOU AND -- COMEDIAN WHO YOU
AND ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS WANT
TO SLEEP WITH?
SHE TALKS ABOUT IT IN HER NEW
BOOK.
LOOK OUT 50 SHADES.
>>> WELCOME BLACK.
THEY FINALLY ADDRESSED THEIR
OUTDATED TEST.
THE COLLEGE BOARD SAYS IT IS
MAKING MAJOR CHANGES TO THE
S.A.T. TO REFLECT MORE CLOSELY
WHAT STUDENTS ACTUALLY LEARN
IN HIGH SCHOOL.
KEY CHANGES INCLUDE ELIMINATED
THE GUESSING PENALTY IN WHICH
POINTS ARE DEDUCTED FOR
INCORRECT ANSWERS AND MAKING
THE ESSAY PORTION OF THE TEST
OPTIONAL.
I HATED THE ESSAY PORTION.
I DIDN'T LIKE IT.
>> THAT WAS MY FAVORITE PART.
>> AND VOCABULARY WORDS THAT
ARE CHANGED WITH WORDS THAT
ARE MORE COMMONLY USE.
LET'S CHECK IN ON
>> HE IS HAVING A CATMARE.
YOU ARE A TEACHER.
ARE THESE GOOD CHANGES?
>> SOME ARE GOOD AND SOME ARE
BAD.
I DON'T LIKE THEM GETTING RID
OF THE WRITING SECTION.
I THINK IT IS BECAUSE A LOT OF
PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW TO WRITE
NOW A DAYS.
A LOT OF KIDS AREN'T GOOD WITH
WRITING.
IF YOU HAD A WRITING PORTION
THAT WAS MANDATORY, THAT WOULD
BE ONE OF THE MORE IMPORTANT
PARTS.
THEY HAVE TO SEARCH FOR QUOTES
IN THESE DOCUMENTS.
THAT'S SOMETHING YOU HAVE TO
DO IN COLLEGE.
MOST OF MY COLLEGE WORK WAS
WRITING PAPERS.
IT WASN'T MULTIPLE CHOICE
TESTS OR ANALOGIES OR ANY OF
OTHER CRAP.
IT WAS WRITING PAPERS.
>> I THINK THEY HAVE TO FIX
THE S.A.T. TEST TOO.
>> WHY NOT JUST GET RID OF
IT?
>> THE PRETEST WHERE YOU GO ON
WEEKENDS AND TRY TO STUDY FOR
THE S.A.T.'S.
ALL YOU DO ON THOSE STUDY
GROUPS ARE *** GIRLS FROM
OTHER SCHOOLS.
IT IS LIKE, WHERE DO YOU GO?
FORGET THIS TEST?
>> THAT IS THE TEST MAKER'S
FAULT.
THAT'S COMPLETELY ON THEM.
>> THEY MAKE THE ROOM SO
ROMANTIC.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> I WENT TO A SCHOOL THAT HAD
S.A.T. PREP.
IT IS THE EASIEST -- IT IS
LIKE TAKING GYM.
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW
UP.
USUALLY SOMETHING STICKS IN
YOUR HEAD.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU
CAN'T JUST SHOW UP TO THE
CLASS, LEARN HOW TO TAKE THE
TEST AND TAKE THE DAMN TEST.
WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?
THE PROBLEM IS THE TEACHERS
AIN'T TEACHING THE KIDS SO THE
KIDS CAN'T PASS THE TEST.
>> YOU THINK IT IS TOO BIG OF
A GAP BETWEEN WHAT THE
TEACHERS ARE TEACHING AND WHAT
THE KIDS ARE LEARNING AND WHEN
THEY ARE TEST ?G.
>> IT IS THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN THE STANDARDIZED TESTS
TAUGHT BY THE STATE AND THE
OVERALL S.A.T. TEST.
THE TEACHERS ARE TEACHING THE
KIDS TO THE STATE TEST.
>> CURRICULUM IS DIFFERENT.
>> YES.
SO WHEN YOU BRING IT IN,
THAT'S WHY KIDS DON'T KNOW
NOTHING ABOUT WHAT IS GOING ON
WITH THE S.A.T.'S.
FOR VOCABULARY WORDS, TEACH
YOUR DAMN KIDS WORDS.
IT IS NOT THAT DIFFICULT.
EVERY DAY TELL YOUR KID A NEW
WORD.
NOT FOR S.A.T. BUT BECAUSE IT
IS YOUR KID AND YOU GIVE A
DAMN.
>> I TEACH KIDS NEW WORDS ALL
THE TIME.
I WILL BREAK YOUR LEGS YOU
[BLEEP].
>> DON'T THREATEN THE KID.
EDUCATE THE KID.
>> MAYBE I WILL CHANGE MY
WAYS.
>> IT IS A DIFFERENT
EDUCATION.
ONE THING IMPORTANT TO MENTION
WITH THE CHANGING OF THIS
S.A.T. TESTING, WHAT THEY ARE
TRYING TO DO IS MAKE THIS MORE
ACCESSIBLE TO THE KIDS SO THEY
WILL BE TESTED ON MORE OF THE
THINGS THAT IS IN THE
CURRICULUM AND THAT IS IN THAT
CORE SYSTEM.
THEY ARE TRYING TO MAKE THE
TEST MORE ACCESSIBLE TO KIDS.
THEY DON'T NEED ALL OF THIS
PREP STUFF.
WHAT THAT DOES IS IT SHOWS FOR
THE MOST PART WHO HAS MORE
MONEY.
WHOSE PARENTS CAN PAY FOR
TUTORS AND COACHING.
THIS TEST IS LIKE A
COMPETITION AS OPPOSED TO
REALLY FIGURING OUT WHO HAS
THE KNOWLEDGE AND WHO SHOULD
BE ACCEPTED TO WHICH SCHOOL.
>> INNER CITY BLACK SCHOOL, NO
EXTRA TUTORING.
IT WAS AN S.A.T. PREP CLASS.
THAT'S IT.
IT WAS PART OF THE SCHOOL
CURRICULUM.
>> BUT WHAT I'M SAYING IS KIDS
WILL ON TOP OF THAT GET MORE
COACHING.
>> THEY HAVE FEDERALIZED THE
COLLEGE FUND PROGRAM.
NOW IT IS ALL RUN THROUGH THE
FEDERAL GOVERNMENT.
THEY WANT AS MANY KIDS GOING
TO COLLEGE READY THEY ARE
READY FOR IT OR NOT.
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
AS LONG AS THEY GET THAT LOAN
IN AND THEY GET YOU HOOKED ON
IT BECAUSE THERE IS NO
BANKRUPTCY AND NO GETTING RID
OF IT.
YOU HAVE TO PAY IT BACK.
THAT'S WHY THEY WANT AS MANY
PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE GOING INTO
COLLEGE.
>> IT IS ALL ALL ABOUT MONEY.
>> SO THIS IS LIKE THE HOME
LOAN THING AND GREETING AS --
AND GETTING AS MANY PEOPLE
INVOLVED?
YOU CAN'T GET RID OF THE
COLLEGE DEBT.
>> THE DEBT?
>> LIKE WHAT YOU OWE.
>> THE WHOLE MACHINE.
FROM THE S.A.T. TO THE
COLLEGES AND THE GRAD
SCHOOLS.
>> THE S.A.T. MEASURES HOW
GOOD OF A TEST TAKER YOU ARE.
I CRUSHED THE S.A.T.'S.
PEOPLE WHO DID A LOT WORSE ON
THEM DID BETTER THAN ME IN
COLLEGE.
I DON'T THINK IT MEANS
ANYTHING.
I AGREE SOME KIDS CAN BE
TUTORED ON TOP OF S.A.T. PREP
AND DESTROYS ANY NOTION THAT
IT IS A FAIR TEST OF
ANYTHING.
JEDEDIAH, TALKING ABOUT ESSAY,
THEY ARE MAKING IT OPTIONAL.
MY GUESS IS SCHOOLS WILL WILE
SAY WAY WUL ONLY LOOK AT YOU
IF YOU TAKE THE ESSAY TEST.
WELL STRONG WRITERS AN TAKE
THE TEST.
IF YOU DON'T TAKE THE TEST ARE
YOU TELLING COLLEGES YOU ARE
NOT A STRONG WRITER?
EITHER GET RID OF IT OR KEEP.
IT DON'T MAKE IT OPTIONAL.
>> YOU ARE RIGHT THOUGH.
WHAT KIDS DO IS THEY -- THIS
IS WHAT I DID.
I AM NOT GOOD AT THESE KINDS
OF TESTS.
WHEN I GOT INTO GRADUATE
SCHOOL I TOOK A COURSE AND I
FIGURED OUT HOW TO ANALYZE THE
TEST.
I WAS STUDYING FOR THIS
SPECIFIC TEST.
THEY ASK THIS KIND OF QUESTION
AND YOU DO THIS.
I WASN'T REALLY LEARNING
ANYTHING.
>> I WAS TRYING TO BEAT THE
TEST.
>> I ULTIMATELY BEAT THE TEST
AND LEARNED NOTHING.
>> IT IS ABOUT BEATING TESTS.
I HAD TO TAKE A COUPLE TIME
THE PERSONALITY TEST AND I
CAME OUT TOTALLY NORMAL.
I FIGURED OUT HOW TO TAKE THE
TEST.
I GOT ACQUITTED TWICE BECAUSE
I CAME OUT NORMAL ON THE
TEST.
>> YOU HAVE TO LEARN.
>> WHAT DOES AN AVERAGE TO
BELOW AVERAGE GUY HAVE TO DO
TO WIN A DATE WITH A CHICK?
JUST WAIVE AT ME.
I DON'T WANT TO SAY THAT
JOKE.
I DON'T WANT TO ATTACK YOU
WITH THAT JOKE.
WHAT DID RICHARD SHERMAN HAVE
TO SAY ABOUT THE N-WORD BAN?
PROBABLY SOMETHING.
I AIN'T READING THE STORY.
>>> SO YOU LET HER TOUCH YOUR
DRAWERS IF YOU WANT TO SCORE?
A NEW BELGIAN STUDY FOUND
TOUCHING MEN'S BOXER SHORTS
MAKE WOMEN THINK DIFFERENTLY.
APPARENTLY PREVIOUS STUDIES
FOUND WOMEN MORE OFTEN SEE THE
DOWNSIDE OF SEX THAN THE
REWARD.
WELCOME TO MY DAY.
A FEW NAUGHTIES -- NAUGHTY
RESEARCHERS HAD LADIES TOUCH
CLOTHING ITEMS AND THEN
PARTICIPATE IN A RICH REWARD
EXERCISE.
TURNS OUT IT TRIGGERS THEIR
BRAIN THE REWARD ASPECT OF
*** DESIRE.
IS THAT TRUE, ANDY?
>> I DIDN'T READ THE STORY.
>> IT HAS BEEN A NIGHT OFF FOR
ME.
>> IT IS TIME FOR ME TO TAKE A
BREATH BECAUSE THIS IS THE --
>> LIGHTNING
ROOOOOOOOOUUUUUUNNNNNNNDDDD.
LIGHTNING ROUND.
NAILED IT.
>> WELL DONE.
>> COULDN'T DO IT WITHOUT
YOU.
BOXERS OR BRIEFS?
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR MAN?
>> NOTHING.
>> HELLO.
DIM THE LIGHTS.
>> WHY WASTE ALL OF THAT --
NEVER MIND.
NO BUT ONE THING IS FUNNY WITH
ME IS I LIKE TO WEAR MEN'S
BOXER SHORTS.
>> LADIES LOVE THEM.
>> YOU PUT ON A NICE LITTLE
PRETTY DECORATIVE SPORTS BRA
WITH YOUR BOY SHORTS AND YOU
CAN WORK THEM.
WATCH HOW A MAN REACTS.
ALL WOMEN THINK THAT YOU HAVE
TO PUT A G-STRING ON.
NO, PUT ON SOME BOXER SHORTS
AND A REAL CUTE SPORTS TOP AND
WALK AROUND YOUR MAN AND WALK
WATCH WHAT HE DOES.
>> WITH MEN THEY START
THINKING OH SHE IS READY TO
SWEAT.
THEY START THINKING -- YOU
KNOW IT IS JUST LIKE SOMETHING
THAT TRIGGERS THE SAME THING
TRIGGERS FOR US.
WE SEE THEIR UNDERPANTS.
HOW CAN I MAKE HER SAY YES.
I AM NOT WORRIED ABOUT IT.
I AM GOING TO WALK AROUND IN
MY BOXER SHORTS AND SEE HOW
YOU LIKE IT.
>> I AGREE.
I LIKE IT WHEN A GIRL WEARS
MEN'S BOXERS AND HAS REALLY
SHORT HAIR AND MAYBE HAS MEN'S
--
>> ARE YOU DOING IT ALL
WRONG.
>> I JUST MADE THAT
CONNECTION.
>> JOJO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
DO YOU LIKE MEN'S BOXER
SHORTS?
>> THEY ARE BASICALLY SAYING
IN THIS STUDY IT IS ABOUT THE
SENSES. WITH GUYS --
>> DAMN THE STUDY, WHAT ABOUT
YOU?
>> FOR ME IT IS NOT TOUCH.
IT IS MORE SCENT.
>> SO YOU WANT USED BOXER
SHORTS.
>> EXACTLY.
>> YOU MY KIND OF FREAK.
>> I WILL DO YOUR LAUNDRY
BECAUSE THAT TURNS ME ON.
I LOVE OLD T-SHIRTS THEY HAVE
WORN.
I WILL HEIGHT -- WILL HIDE AND
NOT GIVE IT BACK OR I DO THIS
A LOT EX-BOYFRIENDS I HAVE
KEPT THEM.
>> AFTER YOU BROKE UP?
>> BUT THEY ARE COME
PORTABLE.
THEY ARE COMFORTABLE.
AFTER THEY HAVE WORN THE
T-SHIRT IT IS REALLY NICE.
THAT'S I THINK -- I DON'T KNOW
IF IT TURNS ME ON, BUT IT IS
NICE.
>> THEY WILL USE YOUR CLOTHES
TO WEAR AROUND THE HOUSE.
THAT'S MY SHIRT.
IT IS JUST SO COMFORTABLE TO
SLEEP IN.
>> YOU ARE DOING LAUNDRY EVERY
TWO DAYS BECAUSE YOU DON'T
HAVE CLEAN CLOTHES.
>> IT AIN'T RIGHT.
BUT GIRLS LOOK SEXY IN IT.
YOU SEE GIRLS IN BOXER
SHORTS.
>> BOXER BRIEFS, REALLY SEXY.
>> YOU HAVE TO HAVE THE RIGHT
BODY THOUGH.
YOU CAN'T BE ROSEANNE BAR
THOUGH.
>> THAT GOES THE SAME THING
FOR THE MEN.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THIS
STUDY CAN BE VALID IF ALL YOU
HAVE TO DO WAS TOUCH THE BOXER
SHORTS.
DON'T YOU NEED TO SEE WHO IS
IN THE BOXER SHORTS?
>> HOW BIG ARE THOSE BOXER
SHORTS YOU ARE TOUCHING?
>> SOME HAVE THAT SILKY
TEXTURE WHICH MIGHT REMIND
WOMEN OF A SATIN SHEET.
>> I DON'T CARE HOW SILKY THEY
ARE --
>> AGREE TO DISAGREE.
>> YOU HAVE TO CATCH YOUR MAN
WHEN HE DID HIS LAUNDRY
THOUGH.
IF IT IS CLOSE TO LAUNDRY DAY
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT UNDER WEAR
YOU WILL FIND.
THEY HAVE BULLET HOLES IN THEM
AND SOME TYPE OF BLOOD.
WHEN IT COMES TO TECH, WE ARE
A WRECK.
A NEW SURVEY BY A COUPON
COMPANY SHOWS AMERICANS JUST
DON'T KNOW THEIR TECH TALK.
WHEN ASKED HTM -- WHEN ASKED
WHAT HTML MEANT ONE OUT OF 10
BELIEVED IT WAS AN STD.
27% IDENTIFIED GIG -- GIGABITE
WAS AN INSECT IN SOUTH AMERICA
AND A LOT THOUGHT MP3 WAS A
"STAR WARS" CHARACTER.
81% SAID SHERROD SMALL IS THE
BEST "RED EYE" HOST.
I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE IT.
THEY GOT THAT RIGHT.
I AM THE BEST "RED EYE" HOST.
GREG, STAY WHERE YOU ARE.
WE DON'T NEED YOU BACK HERE.
YOU ARE A TEACHER.
WHAT IS UP WITH THE TECH
TALK?
>> WHEN YOU ARE READING THAT,
I AM SAD TO SAY I FIT INTO
THOSE CATEGORIES.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HALF OF THAT
STUFF MEANS.
I THINK THIS IS COMMON.
IS IT CONCERNING THESE PEOPLE
VOTE?
YES.
BUT THEN THAT WOULD BE SAYING
THAT ABOUT MYSELF.
>> HTML, WHO TALKS LIKE THAT?
>> YOU NEED TO GIVE YOURSELF
MORE CREDIT.
AT LEAST YOU KNOW THAT
SOFTWARE IS NOT COMFORTABLE
CLOTHING.
THERE IS ONE THING TO KNOW ONE
THING IS A TEXTURE AND ANOTHER
THING TO KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IT
MEANS.
>> I THINK THIS WAS BOGUS OR
WAS WITH A BUNCH OF COMEDIANS
WHO SAID LET'S TAKE THIS TO
THE NEXT LEVEL.
>> DO YOU KNOW TECH TALK?
>> NERDY, YES.
>> I HAD A CONVSATION AND
YOU KNOW WHEN YOU GET AROUND
WHITE PEOPLE FOR THE FIRST
TIME AND THEY START TALKING IT
AND YOU ARE LIKE -- YOU DON'T
KNOW?
I WENT HOME AND I LEARNED HOW
TO DO HTML.
I PUT TOGETHER MY OWN
WEBSITE.
I UP LOADED MY PICTURES AND I
LEARNED HOW TO DO THE WHOLE
DESIGN OF THE WEBSITE.
I TAUGHT MYSELF HOW TO DO IT.
IF YOU DON'T KNOW, GO LEARN.
>> JUST THE OTHER DAY I HAD A
PROBLEM WITH MY COMPUTER AND I
CALLED A FRIEND OF MINE AND HE
SAID ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA GET
INSIDE YOUR COMPUTER.
ALL OF A SUDDEN MY HOUSE IS
MOVING.
I'M NOT TOUCHING ANYTHING.
I FIND THAT VERY SEXY.
THERE IS SOMETHING --
>> THAT IS THE ONE THING I AM
REALLY BAD AT IS COMPUTERS.
>> HE GOT THE CALL, I NEED
HELP WITH MY COMPUTER.
HE THINKS HE IS GETTING SOME.
YOU REALLY JUST NEED HELP WITH
YOUR COMPUTER.
>> MY COMPUTER TALK IS OLD
SCHOOL.
THE LOGO AND THE BASK.
BASIC.
>> I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
YOU THINK IT IS SEXY WHEN A
GUY GETS IN YOUR COMPUTER AND
YET YOU CALLED THE COPS ON ME
FOUR TIMES.
>> IT HOSPITAL -- IT SHOULDN'T
MATTER WHAT I AM DOING.
I AGREE. YOU DON'T NEED TO
KNOW WHAT HTML STANDS FOR, BUT
YOU HAVE TO KNOW IT IS NOT AN
STD.
THIS STUDY BY THE WAY IS
PROBABLY BOGUS OR
UNSCIENTIFICALLY INACCURATE AT
BEST.
IT IS POSSIBLE THAT GREG WAS
THE ONLY ONE THAT RESPONDED.
EVERY ONE OF THESE ANSWERS I
THINK GREG THINKS THAT.
>> I BELIEVE THAT.
IT IS TIME FOR A BREAK.
WE HAVE MORE STUFF COMING
BACK.
WE ARE BACK IN THREE MINUTES.
THIS IS THE BEST SHOW ON
TELEVISION, ADMIT IT TO
YOURSELF.
>>> HEY, THE SEATTLE SEAHAWKS
RICHARD SHERMAN SAYS THOSE WHO
FINE THOSE FOR DROPPING THE
N-BOMB IS ABSURD.
THEY SAY IT IS ATROCIOUS AND
RACIST.
THEY ARE TARGETING ONE
SPECIFIC WORD.
WHY NOT CUT OUT CURSE WORDS
ALTOGETHER?
ON ON THE LOCKER ROOM AND ON
THE FIELD AT ALL TIMES.
I HEAR IT DURING ALMOST EVERY
SERIES OF THE FIELD.
ARE YOU STOPING THE GAME
ALTOGETHER 1234* FIRST OF ALL,
THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO
PLAY FOOTBALL.
AGREED?
>> YES.
>> BLACK PEOPLE CAME HERE FROM
SLAVERY.
HOW DO YOU STEAL THE PEOPLE
AND TAKE THEIR LANGUAGE --
>> IT IS GETTING
UNCOMFORTABLE.
>> THEY GIVE THEM A LANGUAGE
AND THEN TELL THEM WHAT WORDS
THEY CAN USE.
>> WE TALKED ABOUT THIS STORY
BEFORE.
IT WILL BE WEIRD WHEN A WHITE
REF THROWS A FLAG ON A BLACK
PLAYER FOR SAYING THE N-WORD
TO ANOTHER BLACK PLAYER AND HE
SAYS I DON'T CARE.
AT SOME POINT EVERYONE HAS TO
ACCEPT IT MEANS SOMETHING
DIFFERENT WHEN WHITE PEOPLE
SAY IT THAN BLACK PEOPLE SAY
IT.
>> IT IS NOT REALLY THE WORD.
IT IS THE RATE THAT IS BEHIND
THE WORD.
EVERYBODY SAID THE N-WORD
BEFORE.
IF YOU SUNG TO A KANYE SONG
YOU HAVE SUNG IT.
>> I DON'T LIKE IT BECAUSE IT
INTERRUPTED MY FLOW.
I HAVE TO SAY I JUST LANDED IN
EUROPE -- SHOPPING BAGS I'M A
TOURIST -- IT KILLS MY FLOW
AND TAKES ME OUT OF IT.
>> I AGREE.
WHAT DO YOU THINK, JOE?
>> I AGREE WITH SHERMAN.
ESPECIALLY THE PART THAT SAYS
IF YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE THIS
SORT OF RULING IT SHOULDN'T BE
ONE WORD.
>> IT IS LIKE YOU CAN'T SAY
THE N-WORD, BUT YOU CAN SAY
[BLEEP] OR YOU CAN SAY
[BLEEP].
>> IT IS A MEAN WORD AGAINST
GAY PEOPLE.
YOU NOY WHAT I MEAN?
WE THROW AROUND THESE WORDS
WITHOUT RECOGNIZING THEIR
SIGNIFICANCE.
ESPECIALLY WHEN PEOPLE ARE SO
USED TO DOING IT.
HE HEARS IT SO MANY TIMES A
DAY.
EVEN IN THE STUDY THEY SAID IT
WON'T GO INTOE ECT IF.
>> I DOUBT IF A FLAG IS EVER
THROWN ON IT.
I DOUBT IF ANYBODY GETS A
THROWN ON THEM FOR USING THE
N-WORD.
HOW CAN YOU ENFORCE THAT?
>> IF YOU WERE GOING TO
CONSIDER OTHER WORDS TOO, WHO
DECIDES THAT?
THIS IS SUBJECTIVE.
WHO WILL MAKE UP THE LIST AND
SAY THIS IS A LIST OF THINGS
YOU CAN'T SAY AND THESE ARE
THE PENALTIES.
YOU WILL WIND UP WITH A
DICTIONARY AT THE END OF DAY.
THE PROBLEM THAT THERE IS NO
CONTEXT TO ANYTHING.
YOU CAN SAY SOMETHING -- YOU
CAN TAKE A WORD AND PUT IT IN
A SENTENCE, AND THEN YOU CAN
TAKE THE SAME PERIOD AND IT IS
FUNNY AND OFFENDS NO ONE.
WHO MAKES THAT CHOICE?
>> WE BOTH SCREAMED AT EACH
OTHER.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
WILL THEY BE ABLE TO ENFORCE
THIS NFL RULE?
>> THAT WAS ME, SHERROD.
>> THIS MAKES ME WANT TO FIND
JONATHON MARTIN AND TAKE A
BASEBALL BAT AND *** HIM IN
HIS KNEE.
YOU SHOULD HAVE NEVER, EVER
WENT TO PLAY FOOTBALL AND
NEVER TRIED IT IF YOU WERE
THIS DAMN SOFT.
GO SOMEWHERE ELSE.
WHAT ABOUT THE N-WORD AND I
HATE SAYING THE N-WORD.
BECAUSE I'M ON FOX I WILL SAY
-- I HATE SAYING IT AND I SAY
IT NORMALLY IN REGULAR
VOCABULARY ALMOST EVERY SINGLE
DAY AND IT COMES OUT OF MY
MOUTH.
>> DO YOU HAVE A COMMENT ON
THE SHOW YOU N-WORD?
E-MAIL US AT RED EYE AT FOX
NEWT.COM.
DO YOU HAVE A VIDEO OF YOUR
ANIMAL DOING SOMETHING?
WE WILL SUBMIT ON THE VIDEO
AND MAYBE WE WILL USE IT.
THAT INCLUDES -- WHAT IS
THIS?
>> THAT INCLUDES FOLKS LIVE BY
SOUTH AT SOUTHWEST.
MY BOY IS WATCHING "RED EYE"
LIVE.
>> YOU CAN SEE ME ON "BARNEY
AND QP" 11:00 A.M. AND HANGING
ON UT WITH STEWART AND
CHARLES.
GREG IS BACK ON "THE FIVE" AT
5:00 P.M.
IT IS AT 5:00 AND THAT'S WHY
IT IS CALLED "THE FIVE."
YOU HAVE BUCK SEXTON, THE
*** WAGON.
JAY E BLOCK.
THE LAST STORY.
THAT'S THE LAST STORY.
WENT BY SO FAST.
YOU CAN AWAKEN TO THE SMELL OF
BACON.
THIS NEW IPHONE APP WAKING YOU
UP WITH A SIZZLING SOUND OF
PORK WITH A BACON SCENT.
THIS IS THE GENIUS AND IT IS
NOT FOR SALE.
YOU CAN WIN IT AT THE
INSTITUTE OF ADVANCEMENT OF
BACON.
IS THAT REAL?
GREAT SCHOOL.
YOU CAN WIN IT ON THE WEBSITE,
BUT YOU CAN'T BUY IT.
WINNERS GET AN ACTUAL PIG TO
DO WITH IT IT WHAT YOU
PLEASE.
I WOULD LOVE THAT PIG.
I WOULD JUST LOVE ON IT.
DO YOU LOVE BACON?
WHO DOESN'T LOVE BACON?
>> I LOVE WHEN I WAKE UP AND
SMELL BACON DOWN THE HALLWAY.
I WANT TO MARRY WHO EVER IS
DOING IT.
MY CONCERN IS WHERE IS THE
SCENT COMING FROM?
>> THAT'S WHAT I'M THINKING
ABOUT.
>> IT IS LIKE A LITTLE
FEBREEZE.
>> IT IS NOT SOMETHING PEOPLE
WOULD ABUSE IN ANYWAY.
>> YOU SET YOUR ALARM FOR
EVERY MINUTE.
>> YOU ARE INHALING LIKE WHAT
IS THAT?
>> I HAVE TO SMELL IT AT MY
MOTHER'S HOUSE AND MY
GRANDMOTHER'S HOUSE.
IN MY HOUSE I ORDER BACON SO I
SMELL WHEN THE DELIVERY DUDE
COMES TO THE DOOR.
YOU ARE FROM VIRGINIA SO I
KNOW YOU LIKE THE PORK.
>> I AM FROM THE COUNTRY.
I AM FROM WHERE THEY CUT THE
PIG AND THEN YOU SMELL IT.
UNTIL I GOT AROUND A LOT OF
CONSERVATIVES I DIDN'T KNOW
THERE WAS BACON OBSESSION,
LIKE BACON IN CHOCOLATE AND
BACON WITH WATERMELON.
DON'T DO THAT.
IT IS NOT BETTER TOGETHER.
JUST DON'T DO THAT.
>> I LOVE BACON ON ANYTHING.
I CAN TAKE A BACON-WRAPPED
ANYTHING.
A BACON-WRAPPED HOMELESS
PERSON, I WILL EAT IT.
>> CHOCOLATE COVERED BACON.
WHO WANTS TO EAT CHOCOLATE
COVERED BACON?
OR BACON IN A MILK SHAKE.
I WAS WATCHING FOX AND FRIENDS
AND THEY ATE A BACON SHAKE.
THEN THEY WENT TO THE BATHROOM
AND --
>> SOUNDS GOOD.
>> YOU LOVE BACON.
>> NO, AS A JEW I FIND THIS
OFFENSIVE.
SHERROD, I THINK YOU PUT THIS
IN.
>> IT WAS THE N-WORD.
>> THE PROBLEM IS PEOPLE THAT
TESTED THE APP SAYS IT SMELLS
MORE LIKE JERKY THAN BACON AND
THAT IS A LITTLE
DISAPPOINTING.
>> I LOVE BACON AND WHITE
WOMEN TOO MUCH TO BE ANYBODY'S
MUSLIM.
REMEMBER WHEN SPIKE LEE SAID
THAT?
I WOULD LIKE TO THANK MY
GUESTS.
SONNY, THANK YOU.
JOJO, I LOVE YOU LIKE PLAY
SISTER 1K3* JEDI WE ARE
MARRIED AND ANDY LONG-TIME
ROOMMATE.
GOD BLESS YOU, I LOVE YOU.
THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME HOST
THE SHOW.
ALWAYS ENJOY IT.
I AM SHERROD SMALL.
YOU CAN CATCH ME TOMORROW ON
BARNEY, "RED EYE" IS ON RIGHT
NOW.