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One day in Cornwall
It's clear, I'm not ill
Sure, my dear Holmes, we are on holiday in the sunny Cornwall
I have no intention to have "corn" for dinner
Holmes, what do you say?
Of course, Watson
It's only my sense of humor
this is not on holiday!
Oh, you're always so funny!!!!
anyway it will be fine for us to spend time in a far place where, surely, nothing willl happen
this house belongs to an old school friend of mine
We used to call him "frog"
He was the laughing stock
We, tough guys, always beated him what a funny thing!
Frog eh, but I can say many ohter things about him
his real name is Motmorency
He put on weight, lately, he bacame very fat
He makes a living out of the breeding of a rare type of bird, similar to turkey Deduce, Watson, deduce
Er, he breeds dodos?
Very good Watson
But how did you understand that Holmes!
Elementary, my dear Watson
I saw a red dust near the door
And it's obvious that it comes from our guest's shoes
Well this particular kind of red dust is typical of a little town in Devon
called Waka-waka-eh-eh-upon-Avon
where all the first born are called Motmorency
It's obvious that your friend is a first born, because he inherited this wonderful house
Incredible, Holmes
I could notice, too, that in the lavatory there is a piece of male underclothes
so large that I think that it has been made by a professional tailor
and you understand from this that he became fat! Hlmes, you're a genius
You understood a lot of things only by underpants washed in the bog!
Not WASHED, my dear friend without smell only hanged to take air
So, this for the name and the weight, but what about dodos?
You see, my dear Watson, this little dropping shaped as a star?
It's surely guano of a rare dodus sideralis
usually known as the star shaped *** dodo
but Holmes, dodos are extinted!
yes, but their guano is not!
Don't stand up, I'll open the door
I'll stop you immediatly
Surely this youg lady whant us to buy a dictionary
I can say that by the sole sound of her shoes
Holmes, it's... cacophonic!
Why don't we ask her what she wants?
I came here to put forward a singula thing that happened to me the day before yesterday
The day before yesterday I was at the theatre, wasn't I, Watson?
ER, yes, Holmes
opera, isn't it?
Not exaclty
it was a performance by
Ramona the Pork-ellona
Nice example of Burlesque, olè
You were saying...
Let me introduce me, my name is Sheela Shah
I was born from the clandestine affair between a British noble woman and a young Indian out-caste
Out caste, in cast, I can't see what's the matter
Let's wait for the end
I came in England with my mother, that unfortunatly has died 5 years ago
What?!?!? 5 years!!!
Evidences will be freezed, like an icicle in Artic
No, the fact I wanted to talk about, happened the day before yesterday
In the last years I travelled the world and I collected rare objects that I put in my exibition room [in italian it sounds like toilet]
Somebody came in
Has something been stolen?
In the beginning it seemes nothing, but then I noticed there missed some dust
What? Dust? It's easy, somebody cleaned the room
It was a poison dust very dangerous
Well, I'm on holiday, I don't work
Forgive him, lady
Forgive him, you know, he's ill...
Ill?
He's a *** addicted
Ah, mister Holmes, it happened a so terrible thing!!!!
help...help
I'm sorry for the disguise, miss Porter, but my friend and me, we're so nervous
Yes, madam, it's dodos' fault
Please, forgive the rush of my poor heart
I have nobody to talk to
Police dismissed the fact as
Devil's work
Call Solomon Kane
We're on holiday!
thene everywhere there are famelic dodos...
Am I right Holmes?
Watson you're always untimely and your brain is like a boil vegetable
Go on madam