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Why
Are
You
Crying?
I’m lost.
Don’t worry. We’re here.
Nobody will kidnap you.
Right! And nobody will break your legs,
or brainwash you by drugs and kick you out to the street, begging for pennies.
But who are you?
We are fairies.
Are we handsome?
Overly makeup.
See? I told you. Just put a light makeup when you go out.
Now he can tell your face is hideous.
It’s called Korean shiny-makeup style, which is very popular now, you know.
Now praise and make me happy! Flatter me, please!
Gross!
Get out, let me try!
Why did you cry?
Oh my three lady fairies, I’m upset.
Male fairies!
I’m so sad, dear three male fairies.
Be strong! A flower for you.
Why don’t you grant me a wish instead?
A flower will raise your spirits.
- But why should we give you wishes? - Right!
Because fairies often do so in a fairy tale.
Gosh, fairy tale really makes our life miserable!
Right, it’s so tricky!
It’s wise that you, as a man, have to do the best you can to overcome fate.
Don’t just keep asking for wishes from other people.
Over.
Got it?
Not done yet. Finish it!
Over.
That means you all are no use?
Oh my god, he’s saying we’re nothing but for decoration!
I was wondering whether we should grant you wishes.
Yes.
What do you want to wish? We’ll give you thirty wishes.
Too many!
Three wishes!
For the first wish, I want to become the most handsome girl in this O Dam land.
Sometimes your wish is just a dream.
Next one.
Secondly, I wish I were born in the richest royal family in this O Dam land.
Sometimes your wish is just a dream.
Your last wish.
The third is…
Let me go. I hate this makeup style. It makes me look evil, not suitable at all.
Just grin and bear it.
Speak fast!
We have to make his third wish fulfilled.
That means we will become his slaves?
No, I don’t want it that way.
Don’t cry. Stay strong. Here’s a flower for you.
Thanks a lot.
You’re welcome. It’s the “farty bum” flower.
It smells good.
This world’s getting crazy.
Accept it. There’s no way our three magic wands can beat his scepter.
"One Like" for you.
It even has a built-in light so it must have batteries too.
I know, but what should we do now?
- No idea. - What should we do now?
Wait for girlfriends.
You have girlfriends?
Not one but many.
I have a special gift for my girls down on their way here.
What’s it?
A bomb.
Oh!
Oh my god, will it explode?
We only see a bomb once in a blue moon. Just take a look!
If it got explosively, we won't see what!
It’s laid in the middle of the road. We should have a look.
Examine it!
Leave it alone.
- As I knock, it sounds like unripe fruit. - Leave it alone.
That’s strange.
Why doesn’t it go off?
When?
It’s probably not ripe yet.
Finally we made it here. To be honest, I always get lost whenever I go with our chicks team.
Hey, I’m a new member and I just want to say that,
Show the way if you know it, otherwise shut your mouth!
The cobbler should stick to his last.
I’m telling you that was not all our fault but….
%&E#*#&*@*)#(^.
Shut up!
Oh my god, is it you? You look different!
Oh my god! He’s not your lover anymore.
What!
He’s not the one of yesterday….
Betrayer!
Right!
How dare you accuse me that! I didn’t even mention you had turned me a dwarf.
Right!
It’s the price you have to pay. Cast your mind back to that night!
Right!
Why didn’t you use your wings?
They’re just for decoration, my dear.
It’s so cold.
Cold?
It really is.
Don’t worry. I have an idea.
Fire! Put it out!
Why don’t you say something?
Say what?
Whatever.
I wanna ***.
Go, now!
Say something else!
I wouldn’t dare.
Why not?
You’re so violent.
No, I’m as gentle as a lamb.
You are?
Do you see something?
A bird.
No, a castle.
No, I saw a bird.
A castle.
No. A bird is flying over the castle.
Just focus on the castle.
The bird is coming here now.
She’s beautiful.
Beautiful.
Keep your mind on the castle. You see it now, don’t you?
That’s my dream.
Your dream? What’s your dream?
I have three wishes.
First up, I wanna be the most handsome boy in this O Dam land.
God!
Secondly, I wish I were born in a royal family.
The last wish is me become Queen Võ the Congestion once.
Why on earth do you prefer to be congested to being wide?
In short, I love beauty. I want myself to be beautiful.
You don’t care anything just to be beautiful? Such a weirdo! Crazy.
Even took me out for a date at midnight,
At sunrise,
At dawn,
At daybreak,
On the 30th Dec of Lunar New year,
Even on the eve of Lunar New year.
Even I’ve not finished the offering practice to the ancestors. You lost your mind?
You must be thirsty after such a long talk?
What’s it?
Wine.
Ohh! You evil!
You took me here at midnight and tried to get me drunk. What are you up to?
What are you up to?
I’m an alcoholic. Wanna test my alcohol tolerance?
It’s no big deal to me.
F*ck the *** who stole my wings. Those wings belong to me.
They’re like phoenix’s wings when I wear them. But for you, they’ll only be owl’s wings.
From those wings the head and beak will grow up, pecking eyes out of your head.
I’m cursing the one who stole my wings that…
his entire family won’t be able to give birth and remain infertile forever.
The one who stole my wings will get into a car crash, go down with a ship, get burned in a fire,
Your wife will cheat on you. Your husband will leave you for another guy. Go to hell!
Damn your ancestors above on the altar, damn your children born afterward.
If I were to meet you again, I’d chop you into pieces and feed crocodiles.
Oh god, he asked me out on the eve of Lunar New Year, then cut my wings.
How could I have my wings to worship the ancestor?
Oh my dear wings.
There will be no place to bury your dead grandparents and parents,
and your whole family too.
Your family will go bust!
%&E#*#&*@*)#(^.
Why does no one respond to my curses in this wood?
Oh my dear wings!
If you dare come back here, you’ll be dead meat.
I know where you’ve been hiding. Have guts and come out here!
I’ll settle old scores with you till blood dries out.
I’ve been the big boss in this O Dam land for ages.
No one has had the guts to threaten me!
Come out here I’ll beat you up!
Is he gonna play jigsaw puzzle with my wings?
Is there any fun with it? Take me here I’ll play with you!
All right! If you don’t give them back, I’ll buy new ones.
Wait, I’m not wearing wings anymore.
I’ll turn myself a witch.
I curse you,
with all of my power,
You shall not grow up further
You’ll stay as a dwarf forever.
It’s over now. We went out separate ways.
Don’t tell your man to stalk and get in my way. Are you trying to ruin my plan?
How could I possibly find love?
You old devil!
Right!
How ridiculous!
If I hadn’t derailed your evil plans, my princesses would have been f*cked up... and got harm.
It chilled me to the bone.
I’ve not finished yet.
I couldn’t believe you lied to me many things. Everyone has its own secrets.
Today, as my chicks all gather here, I’d like to tell you the truth.
Tell us everything!
I’m not Snow White.
- What the hell? - Don’t isolate me.
You’ve been with us for a while but now you say you’re not Snow White?
Who are you then?
No, no, no. Don’t keep away from me.
Actually, Snow White is my idol. I idolize Snow White so much that I’ve dressed up like her, imitated her hairstyle,
but it was impossible to copy her personality traits.
That’s why she always bawls everybody out.
Anybody!
Crazy fan!
On the same occasion, I want to come clean too.
I’m not Princess Jasmine.
Who are you then?
She’s only my idol.
I’ve lived in a fantasy world of my own. I like her very much.
Look at my gold stuff. They’re all fake.
I know. They’re turning rusty black.
You hurled such fake gold right at my face.
I didn’t know that. I was wrong.
Virtual life!
And you, is there anything you want to confess?
Why look at me?
I’m the real Hoa Mộc Lan, genuinely made in China.
Ah made in China. Then we know the quality.
No problem. Since you all come clean,
it doesn’t matter who you are.
As long as you stay true with yourself,
cause no harm to anybody, live a useful life, then it’ll be okay.
Don’t be like him.
Should I surrender because of your nonsense words? No way!
Right! No way!
He leaves us no choice but resorting to violence! Fight!
How come a man could beat women? Coward!
Not deserve to be a man. Chicken!
Not deserve to be human. Couldn’t be more cowardly.
Wanna burst into flame.
I forget he’s using the powerful scepter that he stole from me to fight against us.
What is this for?
- Just for decoration. It useless! - For god’s sake!
We’re not powerful enough. What should we do?
Let’s hold hands...
Unite our power.
Whenever justice exists, there comes the chicks team!
Stop it. Don’t act like Gaorangers while we’re wearing wedding gowns.
Sorry, I forgot.
We have to appeal for power now!
Where’s the power?
We’re gonna help you!
Are you betraying me? Not that easy!
We’re not strong enough!
Ah, the Mermaid!
Occasionally we can benefit from being late.
With the help of the Mermaid’s courage and sluggishness, we’ve defeated the evil.
And I, Maleficent, would like to reward you with a shisha pipe.
Here is the reward.
Let’s celebrate!