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this is our first youtube channel together and our first video
it's going to be an accent challenge because everyone does it
oh by the way, we're from Bradford! yeah we're from Bradford
repping
BDF
oh BFD and that
and proper babes.
and stuff like that
alright
you start the first word
alright okay
so we just say a few words
just to like, show you how we pronounce it and that
okay so, aunt
roof, root
theater, iron, salmon
caramel
fire, water
new orleans
pecan, both, again, probably, Alabama
lawyer, coupon
mayonnaise, pjyamas, caught, naturally
aliminium, GIF, tumblr
doorknob
envelope, what the hell is that word?
GPOY?
GPOY.
polka dots, papaya?
penthouse, subtext, smile.
erm, okay. what's it called when you throw toilet paper on a house? we've discussed this and we think it's vandalism
no, it's TPing isn't it? TP.
I don't know, we might be confused and sound like complete idiots.
it's just what we've seen on TV really
uh, what is the bubbly carbonated drink called?
pop, I think it's pop.
you say it's fizzy drinks. I don't know.
oh well you hear people call it pop, don't you? I don't know, I heard it in primary school.
well my family say, do you want some pop? not do you want some fizzy drink.
what do you call your grandparents?
we've already talked about this
what do you call your grandma?
or is it grandad?
I call my grandad, grandad.
I call my grandma 'dado'
what does that mean?
it just means grandma. oh.
I just call my grandparents, grandma and grandad
what is the wheeled contraption which you carry your groceries around the supermarket? trolley. trolley, yeah.
whats the insect called when you
touch it, it curls into a ball?
aw we had a really good answer for this as well! um, we were talking about it
you know the guy
from bugs life. do you remember them, and they don't speak? they're like russian
and they're like huthuthut!
I don't know, are they the small grumpy looking ones?
yeaaaah, and they're like blue! yeah yeah yeah! so that's a woodlouse. I think snails because they've got shells
but like woodlouse makes more sense.
what do you say
to address a group of people, well it
depends whether you like them or not
or like where you are and stuff. if you like them 'hi'
if you don't like them... 'hi'. no
if you don't like them, then 'ugh'
just like, evils. you just give them a head nod.
and just go, like that
erm, what do you call a spider with
a small body and extremely long legs. oh god.
is that the one we were talking about earlier? no?
daddy long legs! I said monkey spider earlier didn't I? monkey spiders don't exist. oh!
you mean spider monkeys? that's it! not monkey spiders. ugh yeah, spider monkeys
but these are daddy long legs aren't they? yeah, yeah they are.
right choose a book to read
from. eh? I didn't see this
in other ones. I did it ages ago when I
I had a tumblr
do you wanna know what's really strange?
I swear down, last time I read
a passage from a book, it was this
right do you want to
read like half? I don't want to read any of it, you read it.
I'll read it, I'll read it
I haven't seen this on others
I think it's quite cool
right, read it. the witches daughter sat on a rock by.. it's called 'the witches daughter'
the witches daughter sat on a rock by the bay
it was a huge rock with steep sides
and black
basalt
something, 'purple heather'
on one side...
something, 'white lace' that's all I'm going to read because I'm *** at reading.
uhh... wait, oh wait.
complicated question this, be a wizard or a vampire? vampire.
that's the thing right.
when I was in primary school, I wanted to be a vampire. like really bad. because I've got a fang and everything.
I wanna be a vampire because I love True Blood and I'd love to, like, go out with Eric from True Blood. he's so fit.
I don't watch it.
I don't like any vampire shows.
the only vampire movie I like is
Van Helsing.
I love anything to do with vampires, except for Twilight. I love vampires, but
I love Harry Potter, I'm a big, like, Potter head.
'Potter head'. I know, oh my god.
I'd be a wizard, and then when I feel like being a vampire, I'll just turn myself into a vampire. yeah but you wouldn't have powers to turn yourself back.
anyways.
how old are you?
seventeen. seventeen. like, just now.
I'm eighteen soon!
but, I'm not eighteen til next year.
what is your favourite colour? what's your favourite colour?
my favourite colour is
I don't know, it changes, but like it's always been purple. oh, mine is green. like mint green.
and I like mint
as in like I like the colour, but I still like it as in the flavour. oh, I love mint, I love mint flavours.
erm, what colour are your eyes?
uh... blue.
mine are green, I'm kidding.
mine are brown.
do you have freckles? yes. I don't.
when is your birthday? erm, sixteenth of September.
fifteenth of June.
aw, you're such a baby!
what was the last thing you drank? uh, milk?
I had water.
does mouthwash count?
because you don't drink it but it's in your mouth, and it's water.
only if it ends up in your tummy. okay, well then no.
do you like drinking down mouthwash? okay then, milk.
oh wait, that's different.
would you rather have a million dollars or a million friends?
wait, what was that one 'do you know anyone-
but that's for tumblr, isn't it? ah.
yeah but we're doing it on
youtube. so, does it
still count? uh, i don't know. but we don't know people on youtube though? I know someone on youtube. who? my boyfriend. I know..
everyone's got a youtube account nowadays. yeah.
but if we're putting it on facebook, then I know
eighty percent of people on my facebook.
are we putting it on facebook? I don't know like.
let's just send it to people
we like. so, if you see this, we obviously like you.
if you see it, but we haven't sent it to you, then sorry.
yeah, we'll just give them that head nod.
would you rather have a million dollars or a million friends? depends right, because
a million friends
if you ask them all to give you one dollar
why we doing it in dollars?
oh pounds! alright, so
if you had a million friends and you said 'oh can I borrow a pound?'
from all of them
they'd all give you a million pound. but then you'd have to pay them back.
no because it's just a pound, they'll forget about it. erm, but
also if you had a million pounds, you could buy a million friends. because people are just
I'd choose the million pounds.
because I love money
I'd choose the friends
I'd just buy loads of clothes and like
food, I don't know.
like get a load of friends
that are really forgetful at
getting money back
so it all comes down to money at the end of the day
do you speak
a second language? you speak german, and I speak german.
do you remember any german? erm.
'blau mistuke'
that means 'blue ***'
I know urdu, because I'm like pakistani.
well, I know a bit but
okay I'll say hello. it's like 'Assalam-o-Alekum'
what?
okay, 'hello' in urdu is
'Assalam-o-Alekum'
do you think you have an accent? uh, no.
but I think I am quite common. yeah me too like.
you're not common! yeah I am.
you don't sound it.
like if someone approached us both in the street
and we both talked. they'd be like 'uh, she's common. white trash'
I don't know, I put on an accent
like when I'm at college I put on an accent, because I don't like my accent so
like normally I talk like this, but yeah
end the post by saying three random words
cupcake!
if I say these words, they're four words but
no, not a sentence, words.
love Lady GaGa. does that count?
does that count as two? do we have to do three each or what? let's just say it's three
well we both love Lady GaGa
so it's alright. uh, is that it? oh yeah that's it
uh...
we should do some more, there's some interesting ideas
oh my god a unicorn!
aw!
what was that about a ***?
'in the shadows of assuming ***'
some strange things
okay, our next video will be
god knows what and god knows when but we'll make one
and it'll be funny and we'll be famous and that. no we're not
we need to do this every Friday. okay, every Friday we're going to post a video
and it'll be like, wicked
one of our ideas was
'my boyfriends does-
'my boyfriend does my makeup'. yeah, but we're not boyfriend and girlfriend
because we're both girl, and we
both have ***
so we'll do like 'my friend does my makeup'
yeah but the thing with 'my boyfriend does my makeup' is erm that
boys don't know anything about makeup really
so that's why it's funny, so maybe we should
blindfold one of us. oh my god let's do that!
oh my god okay. okay we're going to do that. alright, bye. bye!