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>> VICTORIA BECKHAM IS ACTUALLY
WAY MORE FLEXIBLE THAN ANY OF US
THOUGHT.
SHE POSTED THIS PHOTO.
SHE'S LAYING ON THE COUCH WITH
HER LEG WAY UP ABOVE HER HEAD,
BASICALLY IN THE SLITS.
SHE CAPTIONED IT HER BALLET
LESSONS ARE PAYING OFF.
>> I'LL SAY.
THE CAPTION SHOULD HAVE BEEN,
HEY, GUYS, LOOK AT ME, I'M STILL
SEXY.
BECAUSE THAT'S THE POINT OF THIS
PICTURE, RIGHT?
>> WHAT'S BOTHERSOME ABOUT THIS
PHOTO IS WHEN DAVID BECKHAM
ACTUALLY GETS HOME, SHE DOES
THIS DURING THE DAY.
HE GETS HOME, SHE'S IN AN
OVERSIZED SHIRT, DIDN'T BRUSH
HER TEETH.
NO SHOWERS.
>> HOT GUYS IS ALWAYS LOOKING
GOOD.
COME ON.
>> FRANCESCA IS ABSOLUTELY
RIGHT.
HE COMES HOME, SHE'S FULLY MADE
UP, DINNER SERVED.
SHE'S READY.
>> NO, SHE'S NOT.
THAT'S WHAT MARRIAGE IS, 15
YEARS.
>> SHE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THAT
WHEN HE COMES HOME FROM A LONG
DAY FROM THE OFFICE.
>> IT'S HIS DIRTY SOCCER SHIRT,
SWEAT PANTS, TACO FARTS.
THAT'S IT!
[LAUGHTER]
THAT'S WHAT YOU DO IN MARRIAGE.
IT GETS SLOPPY.