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This part is unsuitable for younger viewers (because of sex, drugs, Palpatine).
Neither DallArt nor it's members are responsible for any psychic...
or physical damage caused by watching this cartoon.
Previously on Destruction Force:
We have to rescue the Chancellor.
I hate it when the bubble count is even...
These are Vulture Droids. I could recognize them anytime.
I'd have a soda.
Someone calling me?
General Grievous' starship. What's in there?
Let's have a look. Uoh!
***... ***! ***! ***!
DallArt presents:
Oh fuuuck!
Ouch!
Damn, I've missed.
Nevermind. There are more ships to land on.
Whatta? You?
Get off, you Jedi ***!
Let me guess. You need a lift!
We'll escort you, General Smurphy.
Soda, hold on a minute! *That's been my best commander...*
Gee...
AMMO STORAGE
Saving your skin for the 65th time!
64th! That business with gundark doesn't count! Anakin saved me!
And that peko-peko case shouldn't count too. You'd applied that growth hormones!
Enough! I have to fly home.
It almost seems to me like a crap. But I've been through worse.
General, you allright?
Yep, thanks. And how do you do?
The enemy is running away, so we're quite bored now.
Bored? I know how to help you, pal!
What is it?
Smurphy and I call it "the green snack".
What?
You know, marijuna, ***, Mary Jane! We'll just smoke like hell!
Hi!
Welcome, Soda. I need to tell you something.
Umm... I also want to trash out a question.
Let's go to my place.
I've got a message from Qui-Gon. He thinks you should focus on vapaad studies instead of women.
After death, there'll be enough time.
What? Qui-Gon sleeps with women there?
Yep.
With all of them?
Screwstalk!
On the other hand, I already know all the basics of vapaad.
What I've got problems with is Destruction Force.
Destruction Force? How do you know?
You've messed around my records, haven't you?
Eh, well...
How have you broken the code?
With hammer!
After all, I could give you a little lecture. I think.
But be aware. This power is the most dangerous part of vapaad itself.
- It extremely uses the Dark Side. - Go on...
Destruction Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
Is it possible to learn this power?
Just from me.
I book a couple of lectures. But excuse me now. I sense a great disturbance in the coffee...
Damn!
I can't say I'm surprised...
Hello Soda. How was the space?
Not bad. But to switch the subject... How was Dooku's girder?
Funny...
I'd rather switch the subject.
We've just done that.
Then once again.
Allright.
What do you think of average Clone Wars fans?
In principle, they are older, wrinkled... Got white hair... Umm... They're Chancellors!
That reminds me some kinda funny video Anakin showed me recently.
I'll tell him to show it to you. You'll be amused, I promise.
You two must enjoy each other... I do it too, but in another way.
Which way?
Well... eh-eh
I see...
Concerning eh-eh, how's Anakin?
I think he's got someone...
For the eh-eh.
Yep, for the eh-eh.
Eh.
Yet another coffee?
I am Smurphy, and I'm groovy!
Indeed... Smurphy out.
Good afternoon, monsieur. How was the journey?
Well, little bit cold, but better than that traffic here.
You could've adapted in all the years.
A propos, your father is on the way.
Hiaah!
Whoa!
-Hello, son! - Hello dad. Where's Brutus?
I had to explain him my carriage wouldn't be able to carry three Toydarians.
Just the king eats as three.
Come on, son. It's time to go to your wife.
- Is that necessary? - I'm afraid it is.
I knew that. I've asked just for sure.
Get on!
comfy seat
comfy seat big storing space
great propulsion
great propulsion air condition
- Shouldn't you refuel? - Nonsense, I did it last week!
It looks like the left one is going off.
Good as new!
Anakin! Ah, Anakin, help me, please! Aaaargh!
Hi, ***!
What's bothering you?
Nothing...
I remember when I gave this to you.
How long is it going to take for us to be honest with each other?
- It was a dream. - Bad?
- Like the ones I used to have about my mother just before she died. - And?
- It was about you. - Tell me.
It was only a dream.
- You die in childbirth... - And the baby?
I don't know. *I rather won't tell I cut it's hand in another dream.*
- It was only a dream. - I won't let this one become real.
This baby will change our lives. I doubt the Queen will continue to allow me to serve in the Senate.
And if the Council discovers you are the father, you'll be expelled from the Jedi Order.
I know...
*At least I hope that child is his. If not and he'll find out... Damn!*
- Do you think Obi-Wan might be able to help us? - I don't need his help... Our baby is a blessing.
Umm... my crimp is loosing its' charming style.
Try this.
Honey, it's for you!
Honey?
What?!
Hold on a minute...
What do you want?
I was just passing by and remembered I wanted to tell you something of great importance.
To avoid being impolite, I've got a little present for Padmé.
Padmé, come here!
What's up?
Obi-Wan has got a surpise for you.
Ah, Obi, that's very kind. What have you brought me?
Eh? Umm.... Puoem.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Jar Jar doesn't like to mate... D'oh!
Jar Jar doesn't like to mate, he doesn't want to be my mate.
Suddenly, his left leg sticks in a sump. Suddenly, his right leg sticks in a sump.
Palpatine saves him from grave to bring him to the nest of rave.
Binks is not just clumsy muppet Palpy shags him on the carpet.
Also in a bath, sometimes, heh...
Gungan protests, but no luck His eye's injured while being ***.
Bloodshed, slaughter, stream of blood...
Boss Nass - muck.
Lovely, Obi-Wan.
Argh, disgusting!
If you excuse me, I must retire.
That's profanity!
We are at war, Anakin.
It's great you've told me you'd sleep at Padmé's.
Yeah...
Nevermind. I should finally tell you why I'm here.
And then, Mace farted so heavily!!!! Ha Ha Ha Haa! That's too much...
That's all you wanted to tell me?
Yes!
*Umm... Next time, I won't tell him about sleep-over at Padmé's.*
That won't help ya.
??? Is that all, master?
There's one more thing. These are the Turbo-curlers!
Turbo-curlers! They've changed my life! Yeah, completely.
Oooh, he's amazing!
I feel so manlike!
Want to be like me? Use the brand Turbo-curlers!
Turbo-curlers!
What do you think about the Chancellor?
I think his...
... favourite sport must be curling.
I'd rather say his favourite sport must be drinking.
Let's say he doesn't...
... curl his lips at beer!
Yeah! Once, we had a little party and he took too much. The next day, he wass still stinko.
That was the day he proclaimed the Republic a Banana Republic?
And then he curled up like a hedgehog.
Curled up...
Where is the fridge?
- Ridge! - Midge!
Damn! He's won!
Jar Jar, how have you get in here?
Up the spiral stairs!
*35 battles, 14 hand combats against the gundark and 6 sharp smart sharks.*
*After all I've done, my father is still denying me. That hurts...*
*Ah, my favourite treatment.*
Hello!
Helloo...
What about a little Jedi practise...
In my bedroom?
Sure, no problem.
Well then...
Master Soda, what about me? Can I practise too?
Ugh! Whaddaya think? I'm some kinda *** or what?
Let's get on with it!
What's up?!
Soda, you shall come to the Council.
- What's going on? - Don't know. It's classified.
Alright. Substitute me here.
What have you bought for Yoda's birthday?
Cool thing: horn polishing kit! And you?
A scratch tool.
I've got a rubber duckie. General Grievous left it there.
Where?
Somewhere. I wouldn't go further...
You've really scamped it!
Sorry...
And now, why we're here: Yoda's birthday.
Let's share our objectives.
Kit will make a transparent „Hail the honoree“.
Obi-Wan will get cocktail snacks and crisps.
Agen will take charge of beer.
Soda, you'll cook a proper menu.
And I'll take a nap!
Meeting dismissed.
I wouldn't go further...
A proper menu?
NEXT... I need some really harsh spice.
NEXT... I've had a vision...
NEXT... Happy birthday to you!
NEXT... Surprised truly do I be.
Subtitles by Icewalker (2008) Corrections by kernel32 (2013)