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Hey There. I'm Tim.
[Rock Music Theme Plays] [Audience Claps]
I have a day job as a cashier at 7 Eleven.
Some times at this job, you meet some neat people. Like today, I met someone famous.
[Door Bell Rings] Hello, I just need to stop in here quick.
[Audience "Woo's"] Aren't you Barack Obama.
Why, yes I am. I just need to stop in here, to get some stuff for my family. We're traveling on the road.
Would you like an autographed picture that's in my pocket?
No. To tell you the truth, I didn't vote for you.
[Audience Groins] Oh, I get it. You voted for the old guy.
[Audience Laughs]
No. I am more of the independent party to tell you the truth. Anyway's, what do you need? I'll scan it?
I just need some water bottles and some bags of chips.
Ok. Then that'll be $9.25. Cash or Credit?
Cash. I've got a lot of change.
[Audience Groins] Ha, Ha. Get it?! It's funny!
Yeah, very funny. You're all set. Have fun on your trip, Mr. President.
Alright, Thank you.
Alright. I know what you're going to say. That was terrible. Believe me, I think this is downright awful.
But this is only the pilot, and it's going to get better.
...I Hope.
See you in the next episode!
[Audience Applause]
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