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[ Man ]
A finer beauty
never walked the earth!
She's a rare flower.
[ Man #2 ] If she were mine,
I'd kiss the ground
she walked on!
Hi!
Where is she?
Where's my Psyche?
Which way?
Thanks.
It's okay.
You can come out now.
Pelops! When I get
my hands on you-- You.
You've got a lot of nerve
showing your face in public.
Excuse us.
We had an agreement, Psyche--
Not during the day, remember?
I'm sorry, Father, but I felt
like a prisoner in there.
I had to get out.
Let's just go.
It's her.
Wonder of wonders.
It's true.
Dear lady,
these eyes have feasted
upon the most magnificent
creatures on earth.
But never-- never
have they seen your match.
I am truly your servant.
How much do you want for her?
What?
You don't understand, sir.
My daughter is not for sale.
Of course she's not.
So what'll it be?
A thousand dinars?
Two thousand?
Come on, Cupid.
Get it over with.
Let's have a toga party.
Just name your price.
Now, if he won't sell,
I want you to--
[ Chanting ]
Toga! Toga!
[ Gasps ]
Come here, Bartolemus.
You have the most
beautiful eyes.
But this is so sudden!
Wait!
Come back!
I don't get it.
I thought
you were supposed to
shoot the girl.
Yeah, well,
there's been a change of plan.
Let's get outta here.
Mom!
Uh-huh.
It's never taken you
two weeks to get a job done.
And now when I come
to see what's up,
you miss a clean shot?
You better have
an explanation, Junior.
Yeah, well, I got one.
I'm sick of doing your
dirty work.
I've got a life
of my own, you know?
Oh, it seems like
just yesterday you were
fluttering around
with those chubby pink cheeks
and those cute little wings.
[ Sighs ]
And now look at you.
Tell you what.
Just do
this one gig for me,
and then we'll talk.
Deal?
No deal.
From now on,
I'm my own boss.
Wait!
Don't be stupid, Cupid.
Later.
Fighting, fighting,
fighting!
Don't you ever get tired
of this immature behavior?
Well, well, well.
If it isn't my
favorite little sister.
I suppose
this is your doing.
Uh! Herc, you know
how much I hate fighting.
"Make love, not war"--
That's my motto.
Mm-hmm.
[ Yells ]
Aphrodite,
what do you want?
Okay, there is this
one little favor I need.
It's Cupid.
He's been hanging
with a really bad crowd.
I'm worried he's headed
for trouble.
- So you want me to talk to him.
- Well, you are
his favorite uncle.
And he won't listen to me,
that's for sure.
Uh, can I talk to him later?
I'm a little busy right now.
[ Laughs ]
What, this?
Stand back.
Excuse me, boys.
Can I have your attention,
please?
You're losing
your touch.
[ Scoffs ]
As if.
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh!
- Mmm.
- There.
Can we go now?
I can't believe
I'm related to her.
[ Man Narrating ]
This is the story
of a time long ago,
a time of myth and legend,
when the ancient gods
were petty and cruel,
and they plagued mankind
with suffering.
Only one man dared
to challenge their power--
Hercules.
Hercules possessed a strength
the world had never seen,
a strength surpassed
only by the power of his heart.
He journeyed the earth,
battling the minions
of his wicked stepmother, Hera,
the all-powerful
queen of the gods.
But wherever
there was evil,
wherever an innocent
would suffer,
there would be Hercules.
- [ Screeching ]
- [ Roaring ]
Hail!
[ Cupid ]
Hercules, all the years
I was growing up,
the only time
I ever saw Mom
was when she wanted me
to make some stupid mortals
fall in love.
Well, some of them
need my help, some don't.
Either way, I'm sick of it.
But Cupid, it--
it is your job.
Yeah, okay, okay.
I'll get to the point.
Two weeks ago, she shows up
out of the blue and says
she wants me
to make some girl
fall in love with a toad.
Now, you tell me--
What's that all about?
Who is this girl?
Well, she's, uh--
she's different, you know?
She's, uh, gorgeous.
Really.
Anyway, as soon
as I saw her, I-I knew
the whole thing was bogus.
Her name's Psyche.
Psyche?
The daughter of Holidus,
the innkeeper?
You know her?
Yeah,
when she was a kid.
Does she still
live in Maladon
with her father?
Yeah.
Yeah.
W-Well, what
are you gonna do?
Talk to your mother,
for starters.
Oh, and I was supposed
to tell you to try to stay
out of trouble.
Okay?
I gotcha,
Uncle Herc.
Hey, you know something?
You're almost cool.
Thanks, I think.
What are you
knuckleheads doing?
Just the person
I was looking for.
You call that talking to him?
You saw the kind of life
he's leading.
Why didn't you
do something?
Like what?
I don't know.
Whatever.
I don't care.
Just get him in line.
If you can't do it,
who can?
Maybe no one.
In case you haven't noticed,
he's a grown man.
[ Scoffs ]
Tell me something,
Aphrodite.
Your only concern here
is your son, right?
Absolutely.
And the fact
that Psyche's beautiful--
that doesn't bother you.
What, do you think
I'm jealous of a mortal?
Please.
Well, now that we've
cleared that up, then
you don't need me anymore.
Wait! You're just
gonna walk away?
Some role model
you are.
Later.
[ Chattering, Indistinct ]
It's Psyche, isn't it?
Just leave me alone,
would you, Mom?
I hate to see you
looking so sad.
Well, how do you
expect me to feel?
Cupid, I have told you
time and time again--
Mess around with mortals
all you want; that's what
they're there for.
But whatever you do,
don't fall in love.
Well, why not?
Because it can't work.
Believe me, I know.
Uh! Just zap the chick
so she'll fall in love
with somebody else, please?
It's the only way
you're ever gonna be happy.
A girl as fine as that
you can't buy with gifts.
Watch me.
I'll win her heart.
Buy a map to Psyche's house.
Come on.
You won't be sorry.
There you go, sir.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Buy a map to Psyche's house.
Step right up!
Get 'em while they're
fresh and dewy!
Two, four, six, eight--
Flowers help ya pollinate!
Go-o-o, romance!
That's very catchy.
Hercules!
What a pleasant surprise!
Hold down the fort.
Ho-ho! You got it
made, my friend.
I mean, Psyche's not gonna
choose anybody over you.
That's not what I'm here for.
Yeah.
Don't kid a kidder.
Hey.
What's it gonna take
to make the deal? Huh?
We have roses.
We have lilies,
impatiens.
Impatient, huh?
I know-- a mixed bouquet.
Salmoneus, you're taking
advantage of all these men.
No, I'm keeping
their dreams alive.
[ Giggles ]
Now, I'll let you have
this bunch for two dinars
and a deal on the wedding.
That's half my normal price.
Uh, thanks, but I'm here
totalkto Psyche.
And I think I know
where I can find her.
Yeah, I'm sure you do.
Hercules! I haven't seen
this Psyche yet,
but I gather she makes
Aphrodite look like a bow-wow--
you know what I mean?
If I were you,
I would be careful.
"Careful" don't pay
the rent, my friend.
A bow-wow, huh?
Whoever you are,
we're closed.
And my daughter is not
receiving any visitors.
Even if
it's an old friend?
Hercules!
Holidus, how are you?
Oh.
Daddy, did you say--
Hercules.
It is you.
It's so good to see you!
Psyche.
The last time
I saw you,
you were this tall,
with pigtails and freckles,
and all you cared about
was climbing trees.
She's still climbing them.
Well, sometimes
it's the only way to escape.
I can believe it.
Well, you
haven't changed.
You're still the world's
bravest, best-looking hero.
So you have to tell me--
what's it like
fighting the Hydra
or Echidna,
the mother of all monsters?
How did you get rid of her?
Well, actually, I didn't.
You see, what happened--
Oh.
you're just as modest
as ever.
It's good
to see you, Hercules.
Yes.
So how long
can you stay with us?
I'm just passing through
my way to Corinth.
I haven't seen
my mother and Jason
since they were married.
Well, you, um,
might as well
stay for lunch.
Because, you know,
if you don't,
I'll never forgive you.
Then lunch it is.
I can't go through life
unforgiven.
Well, boys, this is it.
Somebody's gonna score
with Psyche today.
Who's it gonna be?
Hmm?
Mmm! Washboard abs.
I like that.
Mmm!
[ Sniffing ]
A man who doesn't
believe in bathing.
That's good too.
[ Man ]
You fool.
She won't choose you.
Now, me--
I'm more her style.
Huh.
[ Giggles ]
Nice material.
Oh, beauteous one!
Let me ravish--
lavish you
with a rose--
sweet, proud
and upstanding.
Business must be good.
Mm-hmm.
It's amazing the things
a man will do
to win the love
of a beautiful woman.
Especially one who makes
Aphrodite look like a bow-wow.
You misunderstand.
I said "wow-wow"! Whoa.
Listen, Your Gorgeousness,
you were always my favorite
goddess.
Even as a kid
I collected your trading cards,
and believe me-- they don't
do you justice at all.
Please don't hurt me! Please!
I'll do anything!
Get up.
Why?
I have a deal for you.
You do?
What's my percentage?
I want to rock your world,
stud muffin.
Stud muffin, huh?
[ Chortles ]
Is that good?
Oh, yeah.
Oh!
Not so fast.
There's something
I want you to
do for me first.
Yeah?
Hercules?
Hmm?
Do you think
I'm attractive?
Uh, you're more than that.
You're beautiful.
So you-- you like me.
Well, of course I do.
Psyche, what is this about?
I want you to take me
away from here.
Uh-- Come again?
Really.
I'm serious.
It's--
The men in this town
have just treated me like
a prize or something.
It's disgusting,
and I can't stand it!
I wanna see the world!
I wanna have adventures
with you.
Psyche, I think
you're wonderful.
I mean, I really do.
But you're young.
You need to live
your own life, not mine.
I wouldn't get in your way.
I promise.
You see,
my life is-- it's--
The thing is, if you stop
and think about it--
I don't wanna stop
and think about anything.
I just wanna be with you.
Oh.
Go away!
Now, Cupid, you know
this is for the best.
Yeah, right.
Excuse me.
Coming through, coming through.
Hey, watch who you're pushing!
I'm not butting in.
Don't worry.
I'm not butting in.
Message for the lady.
Ooh, great flowers,
by the way.
Aphrodite, this is for you.
[ Psyche ] Who's there?
A friend of your father's.
He sent for ya.
You look lovely
today, my dear.
Salmoneus, what are you up to?
[ Man ]
There she is.
I can't.
Me?
Up to something?
Hey!
Take my flowers, Psyche.
You muffin head!
Give me that!
[ Psyche ]
Hercules!
Step aside, buffoon!
This is no way
to prove your love!
Mom--
Psyche.
Get away!
Hercules!
Oh, Psyche.
Are you all right, Hercules?
Never better.
Hercules! These men
are trying to hurt you!
They are?
Oh, yeah.
- [ Shrieks ]
- Are you all right?
I'm fine, but--
but you're gonna get--
Hello, Psyche.
What is it, Hercules?
Wish I could find the words
to tell you how beautiful
I think you are, but
all I can say right now
is I love you.
That's it!
I quit!
Cupid!
Cupid, come back here!
[ Clears Throat ]
What's come over you?
It's the most wonderful
feeling I've ever had.
Excuse me?
But-- But earlier today
you couldn't wait
to get away from me,
and-- and-and now--
And now I wanna spend
the rest of my life with you.
[ Whistles ]
Fine.
Be that way.
I got somebody special
in my life too, you know.
Good-bye!
[ Chuckles ]
This is like
a dream come true.
Meet me in an hour?
What are you gonna do?
Make myself
beautiful for you.
Mmm.
[ Exhales Sharply ]
Aphrodite!
Where are you,
my passion flower?
I've come to
pluck your petals-- Ow!
[ Thud ]
Ooh.
Look at that.
It's exquisite craftsmanship.
Might be an heirloom.
Well, if you can't hold
a beautiful woman,
at least you can hold something
that might make some money.
[ Clicks Tongue ]
[ Snorting ]
Wish Cupid would lighten up!
All he does
is pace, pace, pace!
Boring!
We should party!
Yeah! Party!
What do you want?
To apologize.
Hercules was right.
You're not a little kid anymore.
I don't believe it.
Did Tartarus freeze over?
All right, all right.
Don't press your luck.
I know you don't wanna hear
this, but what happened back
there is probably for the best.
You and Psyche never
would have worked out.
How do you know?
Because Psyche is mortal.
And mortals are like plums.
You know? They taste great
for a while, but--
Ugh! Before you
know it-- prunes.
Let me tell you
something, Mom.
I can't imagine
living another day
without Psyche.
[ Sighs ]
Look, Cupid, I know I haven't
been much of a mother.
But if you try to win
this girl's love,
you'll feel a jealousy
so strong
it'll change you,
all right?
Big time.
Jealousy, huh?
[ Scoffs ]
Oh, that's rich,
coming from you.
You're the one who's jealous,
because everyone's talking
about Psyche instead of you.
'Course, it's even worse,
'cause she's mortal.
Just stay away from her,
Cupid.
Please.
No.
I've got
a better idea, Mom.
Why don't you
stay out of my life?
Enter, oh ***
of vixens.
Hercules! I was just
taking a nap.
Hope I hid the handcuffs.
Do you normally
nap in those?
Yeah! Very stylish,
don't you think?
Yeah.
Uh, it's quite a place
you've got here.
Decorated it myself.
[ Chuckles ]
I don't mean to be rude, but
shouldn't you be off somewhere?
You know, making the world
safe for those of us who are
lovers, not fighters?
No, that can wait.
I saw these flowers outside,
and I was wondering if--
Take them--
with my compliments.
Really?
Yeah.
If you could
just kind of--
Sure.
Oh, wait a moment.
Wait, wait, wait.
You know Aphrodite, don't you?
- Oh, she is
my half-sister, yeah.
- Yeah.
Well, with all-due respect,
she has a reputation of being
a little, uh-- [ Whistles ]
And I have it on good authority
she's hot for my body.
Don't laugh.
Now, my question is this--
should I play hard to get?
Or should I let her
have her way with me?
What do ya think?
I think I'm leaving.
Here.
What, not fresh enough?
No, I just
had a better idea.
Uh-huh.
dd Aphrodite dd
You've made me so happy.
Good.
I hope this
makes you even happier.
What is it?
It's a-- It's a--
It's a poem.
I-- I it wrote for you.
-Hercules, that's so sweet.
- Well-- What's all this?
Well, I know
it's a lot, but,
if I'm going to meet
your parents, I--
My parents?
Yes.
You were on
your way to see them.
I decided to
come along and find out
all those things
that you're just
a little bit
too modest to tell me.
But I thought we would--
Listen.
We can talk about things
on the way.
Let's go tell my father
the good news.
Hmm.
Yeah.
Well, uh, there's only
one thing I can say.
Welcome to
the family, Hercules.
Thanks.
And may I call you Dad?
I'd be honored.
I couldn't wish
for anyone better.
So, I can't wait
to travel the world
with you, Hercules.
And you know with me
at your side, you'll be able
to help more people than ever.
Whoa, slow down, Psyche.
Those days are over now.
And then you can--
What did you say?
Well, no.
We're gonna stay here.
No, we'll get married,
we'll put down roots,
have a family--
Isn't that what
you always wanted?
No.
But you can't do that anyway.
You're a hero.
Look, everything I do
will be to please you.
I'll-I'll cut down my hours.
I'll travel less.
I'll be the best husband
there ever was.
Tell me I'm dreaming.
We both are.
And I hope we never wake up.
[ Roaring ]
[ Screams ]
- Hercules!
- Psyche!
[ Screaming ]
Psyche!
My little girl!
Hercules!
You gotta save her!
I will!
What is that thing?
I have no idea,
but I'm gonna find out!
Wh-Wh-What are you
gonna do with that?
I'm gonna give it to Psyche
as soon as I find her.
[ Roaring ]
[ Screams ]
Oh, don't hurt me!
Please! I'm begging!
[ Gasps ]
What-- What's going on?
Who are you?
I-I'm Cupid.
No, you're not.
You're--
You're some kind of monster!
I-I saw you! You're--
You're wasting your time.
There's no way out.
Don't come any closer,
please.
Just--
Look, there's nothing
to be afraid of.
I don't bite.
If you're so nice, then
why don't you let me go?
'Cause you'd just
run back to Hercules.
You're right.
I-I would.
He wants to marry me.
Yeah, well,
I'm not surprised.
It was my arrow that made him
fall in love with you.
It was?
Well, it's
too bad for you,
because I'll bet
he's on his way here
right now to rescue me.
Yeah.
I bet.
Look, there's someone
I've gotta see.
I'll be back in a while.
You mean, you're leaving me
here all alone?
Don't worry.
I'd never do
anything to hurt you.
Okay?
You wouldn't?
Herc!
I need to talk to you!
I'm busy.
I know what just happened.
You know
what happened?
Yeah.
That monster who just ran
off with your new girlfriend?
It's my darling boy.
Cupid?
That monster was Cupid?
Yeah.
Since when did he start
lookin' like that?
It's a gnarly curse, dude.
Whenever he feels the pain of
unrequited love with a mortal,
he turns into this
green-eyed monster.
Where'd he take her?
I don't know.
My guess is
Hephaestus's old cathedral.
The place is a total bummer,
but he always liked it.
Go figure.
Let's figure something
else out here first.
I fell in love with Psyche
because Cupid hit me with one of
his arrows-- by mistake, right?
Yeah.
Exactly, lover boy.
Cute.
Which one of the gods
put this curse on him?
Old cow-face.
Who else?
Hera.
Yeah.
She got jealous because
I stole one of her boyfriends.
He wasn't even that cute.
Anyway, she knew that
she'd never be
as beautiful as me, so--
So, she punished Cupid.
Yeah.
But it's not permanent.
Not the first two times,
but if it happens again--
Three strikes and he's out.
Yeah.
[ Satyr ]
Am I good, or what?
[ Satyr #2 ]
Bull's-eye.
[ Chattering, Indistinct ]
Hey, you guys.
Quit horsing around.
Horsin' around?
Hey, we're not Centaurs.
[ Satyrs Laughing ]
Centaurs.
Very funny.
I've got a job
for you two chuckleheads.
Are we listening?
Mm-hmm.
Good.
I want you to
go back to Maladon.
I've left my bow there.
Find it.
What about the rest of us?
The rest of you,
keep your eyes open.
Stay sharp.
Trouble?
Yeah.
Hercules.
[ All ]
Ooh!
[ Aphrodite ] I know it sounds
crazy, but at the time
it was a really good idea.
Come on.
Think about it, Herc.
Cupid's arrow hits Psyche.
She falls for
the sex-starved florist--
What's his name?
Salmoneus.
Right.
Anyway--
Fast-forward a couple
of years-- Psyche's
a fat, happy housewife,
Cupid's over her,
and everybody wins.
Nobody more than you.
Come on, Herc.
If the arrow
had just hit her,
everything
would be fine.
You can't play
with people's lives
like that!
And I can't walk away
not knowing that Psyche's safe.
Once I'm sure, then I promise
I'll leave, and I'll never
see her again.
What?
Hello!
If you think that you can
escape Cupid's arrow,
I've got news for you.
Nobody is that strong.
I am.
Okay.
Let's put it
to the test.
Uh, whatever I say, you say
the first thing that comes
to your head, okay?
Fine.
All right.
Sun.
Moon.
Bread.
Butter.
Psyche.
Smart.
Funny.
Sexy.
Perfect.
[ Chuckles ]
Okay.
You stay here.
I'm gonna go save my son.
Oh, no.
I'm goin' with you.
Bet I get there first.
I hate it
when she does that.
[ Chuckling ]
Party down with us, sister!
Yeah.
You'll live here
till ya die!
What do you think you're doing?
I never told anyone
to treat her like this.
Get outta here.
Party pooper!
You know, I don't--
I don't believe this.
For years, people have been
telling me how nice you are,
and you're just--
you're just as much
of an animal as they are!
I'm sorry.
They didn't
hurt you, did they?
What do you care
what they did to me?
Well, I care a lot.
I mean, I know
what it's like
to feel trapped.
When I was a kid, I used
to come out here a lot
because it was the only
place I knew of that I could
get away from my mother.
Then why don't you let me go?
I can't.
Why?
I'm sorry.
I just can't.
I don't want to lose you.
[ Door Shuts ]
If you've come for Psyche,
you're wasting your time.
I told you
there'd be problems.
You should have listened to me.
No, you listen to me, Mom.
I love her, and I am not
letting her go.
[ Sighs ]
Okay.
I guess it's time
to tell you
the facts of your life.
This thing that happened
with you and Psyche?
It's a curse from Hera.
Thanks for warning me.
And, if it happens
two more times,
you're this green-eyed
monster forever.
I-- I don't get it.
Why can't I just be
like everybody else?
All I wanna do is
cherish Psyche forever.
[ Aphrodite ]
Oh!
You really are
the romantic type, aren't you?
Okay.
I've got it.
Why don't you get your
bow and arrow and shoot her?
No!
Yeah! Make her fall
in love with you.
No!
I want Psyche to love me
because she wants to,
not because she's forced to.
Oh, that is so sweet.
And so old-fashioned too,
but not a good idea.
Now, please, let me get
Psyche out of here
before Hercules shows up.
No! You stay away
from her, you hear me?
Or I swear,
I'll make Hera look
like your best friend.
[ Sighs ]
[ Salmoneus ]
I'm telling ya--
it's one of a kind.
This is the bow
that'll make ya crow.
This is the thing
that'll make ya sing.
What are you sayin'?
I'm saying you need to buy this
priceless heirloom for its
conversation-piece value alone!
Lemme see!
Hey, you can see
with your eyes, not your hands!
I wanna see!
This is not professional!
This is not professional!
Huh?
I love you, man.
[ Gasping ]
But I'm already committed
to a monogamous relationship!
I know what this is.
This is my reward for a life
of virtue and thrift!
This is Cupid's bow.
Oh, the riches!
Oh, the fame!
Oh, the fabulous babes!
Thank you, gods!
I owe you one!
Down, boy.
Hercules!
Don't be a spoilsport!
I'm sure Cupid has
a lot of these lying around!
I'll just take care
of the lovebirds
that he can't get to.
For a price, of course.
I have a reputation
to maintain.
What reputation?
Don't start!
Not unless
you start respecting
the power of Cupid's arrows.
They can turn your life
upside down, you know.
They can-- They can
drive you out of your--
out of your mind with love,
make you do things
that are absolutely crazy!
What's the matter with you?
Take it easy!
Hey!
You need proof, do you?
Need some proof? Huh?
Fine.
Watch this.
What are you doing?
Hercules!
[ Screaming ]
[ Screaming Continues ]
[ Splash ]
Hercules!
You all right?
See? Even cold water
doesn't help!
Oh! Why can't you
leave me alone?
You are so beautiful.
But Deianeira is the only woman
I've ever really loved.
[ Gasps ]
- Yes!
- Wh-What is it? What's wrong?
What could possibly be wrong?
I'm a free man!
Deianeira broke the spell!
Are you sure
you didn't hit your head
when you jumped?
No!
This is about my heart.
- Then you're all right!
You sure?
- Never better!
Now all I've gotta do
is rescue Psyche!
All right!
Well, if you won't be
needing me, I'll just--
Salmoneus!
You be careful with that!
I'm shocked that you think
I wouldn't be.
Shocked, I tell you.
Yeah, I'm sure.
Why can't I ever find
the easy way?
"Psyche, Psyche,
you are so sweet.
Without you,
life is incomplete.
"
Whoa.
"Before I met you, I was lonely.
Now you are my one and--"
Herc, don't quit your day job.
[ Sighs ]
I, uh, brought you some food.
I thought
you might be hungry.
You know, I never knew
that gods got lonely too.
What?
N-Nothing.
Um-- Nothing.
Thank you
for the food.
Oh.
Uh, Hercules is here.
What? Already?
Yeah.
He's even faster
than I thought he was.
Stay here, Psyche.
You'll be safe.
You shouldn't have come,
Hercules.
Before you decide that,
you better hear
what I have to say.
We don't have anything
to talk about.
What if I told you that your
arrow didn't work on me? That
I'm not in love with Psyche?
[ Chuckles ]
You're lying.
You know me better than that,
Cupid.
I just wanna
make sure she's safe.
From what?
The green-eyed monster?
No, from Aphrodite.
There's no telling
what she might do.
[ Snorting ]
Call off your satyrs.
Sorry.
Can't do that.
Okay.
Get him, boys.
I thought I was
your favorite uncle.
Don't waste your hearing,
girlfriend.
Aphrodite.
In the flesh.
Now, come on.
Let's get you
out of this dump.
I'm not leaving
until you tell me
why you're doing this.
Hello! I'm trying
to help you here.
No, you're not!
I heard you before with Cupid.
I'm not going anywhere
until you tell me
what's going on.
I get it.
You're copping this 'tude
because everyone's
been saying you're
more beautiful than I am.
[ Mock Giggle ]
But now that I see you,
it's obvious they're clueless.
Do you actually think
that I like being
compared to you?
Not being able to go anywhere
or do anything?
And people treating me like
I'm some kind of freak?
Don't sugarcoat it, honey.
I'm just here to save Cupid.
But I never thought
that you would--
It's a mom thing.
Come on.
Okay.
That was easy.
Here.
Drink up.
How is that
going to help Cupid?
I'm his mother.
Would you trust me?
Fine.
Hmm.
You know, I like you.
It's a shame you're so cute.
She's not cute.
She's beautiful.
Come on, Psyche.
I'm taking you away
from all of this.
Don't do it, Cupid.
You know what'll happen.
Okay, will someone please
just tell me what's going on?
Maybe I can.
Not a chance.
[ Roaring ]
Jealousy sure does
make a person ugly.
This isn't gonna be fun.
Don't hurt him, Hercules!
Me, hurt him.
Please.
Oh!
[ Screams ]
[ Growling ]
Cupid, can we at least
talk about this?
- [ Roars ]
- I guess not.
- Psyche.
- [ Low Chuckle ]
[ Roaring ]
Psyche.
What have you done,
Mother?
If it's any consolation,
she's not as old as she looks.
For once in your life,
would you give me
a straight answer?
What have you done?
I did what any mother would do.
I tried to protect you.
Aphrodite,
this is a little extreme.
Mom, you have got to
learn to let me
live my own life!
Oh, Psyche.
Oh, Psyche,
I am so sorry.
I love you.
You don't have to say that.
Listen to her, Cupid.
I don't care
what you look like.
I know what a wonderful
person you are.
And I wanna spend
the rest of my life
with you.
Will you marry me?
Oh!
Can I take that
as a "yes"?
Uh, it really is love,
Aphrodite.
What do you want me
to do about it?
Come here.
Cool idea, big brother!
Hey, kids.
This is the deal.
Courtesy of Hercules.
I'll restore Psyche's looks
on one condition.
Oh, I'm--
I'm not so sure.
- Chill, will you?
-[ Whooshing ]
This is ambrosia.
One sip,
and it's off to Olympus.
- You mean, you're gonna
make me immortal?
- You got it, sweet pea.
Oh, Cupid.
Oh, Psyche.
Cupid.
Oh.
Thanks, Mom.
He thanked me.
Uh.
What're you smiling at?
Oh, I'm just thinking
about those two
up there with Hera.
It is gonna
make her go crazy
with jealousy.
Yeah.
Let's not
keep her waiting.
Mmm.
Okay, kids.
Come on.
Let's go.
Um, Hercules, I just--
You don't have to
say anything.
As long as you're happy,
that's all that matters.
Thank you-- both of you.
I, uh-- I owe you
an apology.
I'm-I'm sorry.
It's all right.
Just don't turn into
that green thing anymore.
Gotcha.
Now, you're
so close to being cool.
Come on, Psyche.
I'm gonna show you Olympus.
You're gonna flip.
[ Psyche ]
Bye, Hercules.
Bye, Mom.
This means I'm a mother-in-law?
Ahh, how humiliating!
Don't start pouting.
You did the right thing.
That's all that counts.
Hercules!
Help me, please!
Give us that bow, big man!
[ Hercules ]
From them? They look
too tired to be dangerous.
How did you get up here so fast?
I was motivated!
I was running from that!
[ Bleating ]
Stay back!
She got in front
of one of my arrows!
Aphrodite, is there
an antidote for this?
No, not really.
You sure?
Mm-hmm.
Would she kid you?
[ Groaning ]
[ Goat Bleating ]
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