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>>> THE McCAIN CAMPAIGN AND
WRITING IN THE TIME MAGAZINE
LOG, REPORTS ABOUT "SATURDAY
NIGHT LIVE."
WHAT TICKLED THE McCAIN CAMPAIGN
WAS THE KEITH OLBERMANN PARADI-.
IT'S HARDLY A WHIT EY TAPE, BUT
COULD BE THE MOST GRATIFYING
NEWS THE McCAIN CAMPAIGN
RECEIVED IN THE LAST 2"L4 "LOCK:
RAW"S.
IF IT WAS HIS, HAPPY TO HAVE
HELPED.
IT WAS A WEEKEND OF COMEDY WHERE
IT WAS UNPLANNED.
>> GOOD EVENING MY FELLOW
AMERICANS.
I'M JOHN McCAIN.
>> AND YOU KNOW, I'M JUST SARAH
PALIN.
>> THE FINALAY DAYSOF OF ANY
ELECTION ARE THE MOST ESSENTIAL.
THIS PAST WEDNESDAY, BARACK
OBAMA P PURCHASED AIR TIME ON
THREE MAJOR NETWORKS.
WE, HOWEVER, CAN ONLY AFFORD
QVC.
>> THESE CAMPAIGNS SURE ARE
EXPENSIVE.
>> THEY SURE ARE.
>> WHY NOT DO YOUR HOLIDAY
SHOPPING WITH US.
OKAY, LISTEN UP,'M I'M GNGOING
GREAT.
KEEP YOUR VOICES DOWN.
AVAILABLE N,OW, WE GOT A BUNCH F
THESE -- JUST TRY AND WAIT UNTIL
AFTER TUESDAY TO WEAR THEM,
OKAY?
I AM NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
>> THEN, IN A SKETCH THAT MIGHT
STILL BE GOING, BEN AFLAC G GET
MY PROPS FOR HAVING DONE ALL
THIS WITH NO TELL PROMPTER, ONLY
Q CARDS.
>> NOW, A AS PROMISED A S SPECI
COMMENT.
IT WAS BRIEF AND TO THE POINT.
.EAR MR. OLE BERMAN, THREAT
HAVING REVIEWED YOUR NOET PETS
POLICY IN ORDER TO ACCOMMODATE
YOUR CAT.
REGRETFULLY CONCLUDES IN
CONSIDERATION OF THE RHTIGHTS O
OTHER RESIDENTS, SUCH A
CONSIDERATION IS NOT ACCEPTED.
W HOW DARE YOU, SIR?
HOW DARE YOU?
WHE,ERE, SIR, ARE THE RIGHTS OF
PRECIOUS?
DAMN YOU.
DAMN YOU TO HELL.
,NO, YOUR DECISION WAS FACED, NT
ON CONSIDERATION BUT ON FEAR.
IT IS THE FEAR, SIR, AND TYRANNY
UP WITH WHICH WE DARE NO LONGER.
>> SERIOUSLY, HE'S NOT EVEN
DRESSED LIKE ME.
SENATOR McCAIN WAS HILARIOUS.
NOBODY WHOSE WORK GETS THAT CAN
SAY ANYTHING BUT NICE THINGS
ABOUT IT.
AFTER THIS, I GOT A CARD FROM
MR. AFLAC.
HE WROTE, REMEMBER, A, I DIDN'T
WRITE THIS AND B, IT TOOK YEARS
OF STUDY.
FONDLY, BEN.
THE MASKS AVENGERS, MONTREAL
COMEDIANS MANAGED TO CONVINCE
GORNVERNOR PALIN SHE WAS TALKIN
TO NICOLAS SARKOZY, EVEN WHEN HE
TALKED ABOUT ***.
>> GOOD, THANK YOU.
>> THAT WAS REALLY EDGY.
>> GOOD.
>> I LOVE YOU AND I MUST SAY
SOMETHING GORNVERNOR.
YOU HAVE BEEN PRANKED BY THE
MASKED AVENGER WS, WE ARE
COMEDIANS FROM MONTREAL.
>> OH, HAVE WE BEEN PRANKE?
WHAT RADIO STATION IS THIS?
>> CKOY IN MONTREAL.
>> TELL ME THE CALL LETTERS.
>> HELLO?
>>I' I'M SORRY, I HAVE TO LET Y
GO, THANK YOU.
>> LET'S BRING I IN WASHINGTON
POST ASSOCIATE EDITOR, EUGENE
ROBINSON.
GOOD EVENING.
>> HI, KEITH.
>> TO THEIR CREDIT, THEY ARE NOT
PUTTING UP CONTENTION TO THIS.
SHE WAS PUPUNKED.
HOW CAN THAT HAPPEN BEFORE THE
ECELECTION?
>> YOU CAN'T BLAME THIS ON SARAH
PALIN.
>> IT'S THE HANDLERS.
EXACTLY.
>> IT'S CRIMINAL, CALL IT WHAT
YOU WILL.
THEY SHOULD BE IN JAIL, NOT
FIRED.
YOU CAN'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO
YOUR CANDIDATE.
PUNKED BY A COUPLE D.J.'S WHO
SOUND AS PREE SHAN AS I DO.
NICOLAS SARKOZY?
>> HOW UPSET WERE YOU THAT THEY
DIDN'T INCLUDE YOU IN THE
"SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" SKETCH AND
IS RICHARD WOLFFE IN HIDING?
>> I WAS DEVASTATED.
I HAVE BEEN THE "COUNTDOWN"
"SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE"
CORRESPONDENT.
TO BE LEFT OUT OF THE SKIT IS AN
OUTRAGE.
>> THAT'S FROM CHURCHHILL.
THE McCAIN CAMPAIGN SAYS NEITHER
HIS PERFORMANCE OR THE SKETCH
WAS THAT BIG OF A DEAL TO THEM.
THEY SAID THINGS TO REPORTERS
ABOUT THE SKETCH THAT WAS MORE
ORES LESS ABOUT ME LIKE ABOUT
TIME.
HOW COULD ANYBODY WAIST AS MUCH
AS TEN SECONDS IN THE IMMEDIATE
DAYS TALKING ABOUT ANYTHING AS
TRIVIAL ABOUT THAT SKETCH UNLESS
YOU ARE ME.
IF YOU'RE RUNNING FOR THE
PRESIDENT, WHY WOULD YOU TALK TO
A REPORTER ABOUT THAT?
>> LOOK, IT'S JUST THAT MAYBE
YOU DON'T HAVE A LOT ELSE TO
TALK ABOUT OR SOMETHING HAS BEEN
STICKING IN YOUR CAR.
>> REALLY?
>> JUST BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T GET
IT OUT AT THE AL SMITH DINNER.
LAST POINT IS SHOW AND TELL.
POINT IT OUT TO MISS ***.
WHETHER SARAH PANLIN WAS ON
"SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" SHE WAS
SUPPOSED TO COMPLIMENT TINA FEY
AND SHE DID NOT.
HE APPROVED ALL OF PALIN'S
SCRIPTS AND THERE WAS NO SUCH
LINE IN THE SCRIPT, EVER.
MR. SALTER, PERHAPS THIS WILL
REFRESH YOUR MEMORY.
THIS IS A DISCARDED QUEUE CARD
FROM THE PALIN SKETCH.
HER LINE IS IN RED AT THE TIME.
I DO LIKE HER IMPRESSION OF ME.
THERE'S A LINE HE DIDN'T SAY,
THEN A QUEUE FOR MARK WALLBURG.
I DON'T KNOW IF THEY CUT IT FOR
TIME OR SHE CHOSE NOT TO SAY IT.
IF SHE SAID I LIKE THE
IMPRESSION.
>> IT SAYS TO ME, THERE'S AN OLD
SAYING THAT YOU SHOULDN'T BUY
INK BY THE BARREL FULL.
YOU SHOULDN'T PICK FIGHTS WITH
PEOPLE WHO WORK AT THE SAME
QUEUE CARD FACTORY AS THE
RELEVANT QUEUE CARD WASAD MADE .
>> YOU'RE SUGGESTING I DND JUST
FIND IT ON THE STREET?
IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE SAYING?
>> I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE YOU GOT
IT FROM.
>> JUST A THOUGHT.
>> TO WHAT DEGREE IS RIDICULE AN
ACTUAL IMPORTANT DECISION IN THE
ELECTION?
>> THE THING ABOUT T THE "SATDAY
NIGHT LIVE" APPEARANCE, PARTS OF
WHICH WERE FNYUNNY.
ETHE OPENING WAS FUNNY.
I THOUGHT, WEEKEND UPDATE WAS A
MISTAKE.
I THOUGHT JOHN McCAIN SOUNDED
LIKE A DEFEATED CANDIDATE,
FRANKLY.
BEGGING, BUT ALMOST
ACKNOWLEDGING THAT SOMETHING, I
WONDER WHAT, PASSED HIM BY.
THAT'S NOT THE PRIMPRESSION YOU
WANT TO GIVE.
MY THOUGHT W,AS, IF YOU WERE A
PUREPUBLICAN VOLUNTEER, IS THAT
GOING TO MOTIVATE YOU TO GET OUT
AND WORK THE STREETS.
>> I'M TAKING A THREE Y DAY WEE.
>> EUGENE ROBINSON, WE'LL SEE
YOU TOMORROW NIGHT FOR THE BIG
SHOW.
>> SEE YOU TOMORROW NIGHT.
>> BEFORE THAT, WHAT WOULD WE BE
THINKING IF IT WAS BARACK OBAMA
WHO SUSPENDED HIS CAMPAIGN
WITHOUT SUSPENDING IT, AND
CALLED US FELLOW PRISONERS?
BILL O. THE CLOWN
>>> GROUD YAN SLIPS AND SUNNI
AND -- WHY ARE WE TAKING THE MAN
WHO DID ALL THAT SERIOUSLY?