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LEOPIRATE: So the game's Eternal Darkness. It's narrated by this clinical psychologist
who's also the grandfather of the main character. EDWARD: I'm also dead.
LEOPIRATE: Oh, and he's also dead.
After getting a call about her grandfather's ***, Alex Roivas flies over to Rhode Island
only to find something terrifying. (Screams and cries)
She then does some investigating around the mansion and finds a book covered in human
skin titled, "The Tome of Eternal Darkness." She then reads it.
(Reading Rainbow theme song plays) We then learn about this guy named Pious who
gets zapped by this floating knickknack and is subsequently turned into a skeleton-zombie-slave
thing; more on him later.
Next chapter we play as some dancer; she dies. Then we play as some cursed dude; he dies.
We take control of Aladdin; he dies. We play as Alex's great great insane grandfather,
but he's put in an insane asylum and dies.
Next we control Indiana Jones who actually makes it through alive. (WOW!) But then we
play as some Franciscan monk; he dies. (Awww...) Then we play as some fat dude; he dies.
Next thing we know, we're in World War I controlling this journalist that also makes it out alive,
(YEAH!) but dies of old age. (Awww...)
After using Cliff Notes for the last two chapters, Alex is fed up with Pious' *** and takes
the fight right to his lair. Pious is then like, "The Darkness is not so easily destroyed!"
And then Alex is like, "Yeah it is," and stabs the dude in the chest.