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We all know the rule: Don’t go swimming right after eating.
Now, recently deceased 86-year-old Johnny Orris leaves us another one: don’t go eating
before having an awesome interracial threesome with two buxom hookers.
You see, poor Johnny was enjoying a juicy prime rib on Thursday, when two bites in,
he choked and died
just hours before cashing in his prize of a lifetime.
Ed Orris had entered granddad Johnny into the Get My Grandpa Laid contest on the Howard
Stern show.
And Jonny won. The prize? A coupon for sex with babes Caressa Kisses and Rain Riches
at Nevada’s famed Bunny Ranch.
He kept in email contact with the girls for more than a month and was all set for the
big game.
Just before dinner he stopped into the Bunny bar and flirted with the ladies, saying “I'm
gonna be back here at 9-o'clock — you'd better be ready!”
But it wasn’t to be.
Repeated attempts to save Johnny using the heimlich maneuver were not enough.
Caressa Kisses and brothel owner Dennis hof described Johnny’s passing The saddest day
in Bunny Ranch’s 58 years.
Providing solace to grandson Ed in his moment of grief, Hof has allowed Ed to use the free
sex coupon himself.