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[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ MOUSE CLICKS ]
[ WHEELS ROLLING ]
[ CRUNCH! ]
>> Both: OHH!
>> Gumball: DUDE, HIS FOOT IS
POINTED IN THE WRONG DIRECTION!
>> Darwin: HE'S GOING TO BE
WALKING IN CIRCLES FOR THE REST
OF HIS LIFE!
PICK SOMETHING ELSE!
PICK SOMETHING ELSE!!
[ DOG BARKING ]
>> Both: AW!
>> Gumball: GOSH, THIS IS SO
CUTE, IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL.
>> Darwin: [ GASPING ]
>> Gumball: WHAT'S UP WITH YOU?
>> Darwin: DUDE, PLEASE CLICK
SOMETHING ELSE.
THESE PUPPIES ARE SO SWEET,
THEY'RE MAKING ME FAT!
[ THUD! ]
[ MOUSE CLICKS ]
[ EERIE MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Gumball: HUH?
THERE'S NO GHOST IN THIS VIDEO.
IT'S JUST A CAR DRIVING DOWN THE
R--
>> WAAAAAAH!
>> Gumball: BLECH!
[ GAGGING ]
[ WARBLE! WARBLE! ]
[ BREATHING QUICKLY ]
[ WARBLE! WARBLE! WARBLE! ]
[ PANTING ]
UNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!
PBHT! WASN'T SCARY AT ALL.
LET'S WATCH SOME MORE PEOPLE
MAKING FOOLS OF THEMSELVES.
WAAAAAAH!
BLECH!
[ GAGGING ]
[ WARBLE! WARBLE! WARBLE! ]
[ BREATHING QUICKLY ]
[ PANTING ]
WHAT THE WHAT?!
HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?!
AAAAAH!
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!
STOP IT!
>> Darwin: [ LAUGHS ]
IT'S YOUR FAT FINGERS, DUDE.
YOU STARTED THE WEBCAM AND
UPLOADED YOURSELF BY MISTAKE.
>> Gumball: STOP LAUGHING AND DO
SOMETHING!
[ CLICK ]
[ POP! ]
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]
I'M DOOMED!
[ Sobbing ] I BROKE THE
NUMBER-ONE RULE OF THE
INTERNET -- DON'T PUT YOURSELF
ON THE INTERNET!
[ CRIES ]
>> Darwin: COME ON, MAN.
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY VIDEOS
THERE ARE ON THE INTERNET?
YOU'RE JUST A DROP OF
EMBARRASSMENT IN AN OCEAN OF
SHAME.
I'M SURE NO ONE'S SEEN IT YET.
[ CLICK ]
[ BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! ]
[ BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! ]
[ BEEP-BEEP-BEEP-BEEP-BEEP-BEEP-
BEEP-BEEP-BEEP-BEEP-BEEP-BEEP! ]
[ BLAM! ]
>> Gumball: NO!
MAN, HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!
THAT'S MORE VIEWS THAN THERE ARE
PEOPLE ON EARTH!
[ SOBS ]
>> Darwin: WELL, ON THE PLUS
SIDE, IT CAN'T GET ANY WORSE.
ANYWAY, IT'S THE INTERNET, DUDE.
IT'LL DIE OUT AS FAST AS IT
STARTED.
>> Gumball: DELETE IT!
DO SOMETHING!
>> Darwin: I CAN'T.
YOU CAN'T DELETE ANYTHING ON THE
WEB.
>> Gumball: DO SOMETHING!
DO SOMETHING NOW!
DO SOMETHING!!
OH, YEAH. THAT'S BETTER.
>> Darwin: I...THINK THAT'S
ENOUGH INTERNET FOR TODAY.
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ]
>> Gumball: [ SIGHS ]
I'M REALLY ENJOYING THIS TIME
OFF FROM THE INTERNET.
I CAN FINALLY DEVELOP MY BRAIN
AND STUDY THE BIG CLASSICS OF
LITERATURE!
>> Darwin: "THE LITTLE PLATYPUS
WHO TOOK THE WRONG BUS"?
>> Gumball: OH, MAN.
IT'S INTENSE.
IT'S THIS PLATYPUS BABY ON THIS
QUEST FOR FAMILY AND IDENTITY.
IS HE A DUCK? IS HE A BEAVER?
AN OTTER?
[ Voice breaking ] AND MORE TO
THE POINT, WHERE IS HIS MOTHER?
A PLATYPUS CHILD NEEDS HIS
MOTHER, DUDE!
>> Darwin: WELL, I'M GLAD IT
TOOK YOUR MIND OFF THAT VIDEO.
>> Gumball: OH, YEAH.
NO ONE'S EVEN MENTIONED IT.
NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, WHERE
IS EVERYONE?
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ BOTH GASP ]
>> OH, MY GOD!
[ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ]
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ]
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ]
[ LAUGHTER FADES, STOPS ]
>> Gumball: WHAT'S THAT?
>> YOU'VE GONE KIND OF VIRAL,
DUDE.
YOU'RE FAMOUS.
>> Gumball: WHAT KIND OF FAME IS
THAT?!
THIS IS STUPID!
I MEAN, WHAT'S NEXT?
MY STUPID FACE WEARING A
SOMBRERO SHOOTING LASERS AT
KITTENS OR SOMETHING?!
[ LASER FIRE, CAT MEOWS ]
[ "MEXICAN HAT DANCE" PLAYS ]
>> Gumball: THAT'S IT!
I'M TELLING THE CYBER POLICE.
[ CLANK! ]
>> O...KAY.
LET'S HAVE A LOOK AT THESE
PICTURES AND SEE IF I CAN
BACK-TRACE THEM.
[ CLICK, CLICK ]
[ DING ]
OOH!
OH, A NEW CAR.
[ CLICK, CLICK ]
[ DING, DING, DING, DING, DING ]
>> Darwin: COME ON, MAN.
EVERYONE KNOWS YOU SHOULDN'T
CLICK ON POP-UPS.
>> STEP BACK, CHILDREN!
IT'S A HACKER ATTACK!
MWAAAAH!
CHOO! CHOO! CHOO!
CHOO! CHOO!
BAM! BAM!
>> Darwin: DUDE, JUST CLICK THE
POP-UP-BLOCKER OPTION.
[ DINGING STOPS ]
>> WHAT THE...?
THAT'S AMAZING!
I MUST SEND AN E-MAIL TO THE HQ!
[ CRINK! ]
>> Gumball: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
THAT'S NOT HOW YOU SEND E-MAILS.
>> LET THE PROFESSIONALS DO
THEIR JOB, KID.
I'VE BEEN DOING THIS SINCE THE
'80s.
>> Darwin: WHAT, IN THE FUTURE?
>> NO -- THE 1980s.
>> Darwin: THERE WAS A "19"?
>> Gumball: [ SIGHS ]
YOU CAN'T DELETE THOSE VIDEOS
FROM THE INTERNET, CAN YOU?
>> NO.
BUT I CAN DELETE THE INTERNET.
WATCH AND LEARN, KID.
[ CLUNK! ]
>> Darwin: I'M NOT SURE THAT'S
GONNA BE ENOUGH.
>> YOU'RE RIGHT!
[ CLUNK! ]
HOW'S THAT?
>> Darwin: YEAH. SURE.
>> Gumball: THANK YOU FOR YOUR
HELP, SIR.
[ STATIC ]
>> Darwin: OKAY.
ONE, TWO, THREE...
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
>> Gumball: DARWIN, THERE'S NO
POINT.
THE INTERNET HAS NO HEART, MAN.
IT'S LIKE A GOATEE -- IT'S MADE
OUT OF EVIL.
>> Darwin: GUMBALL, THERE'S A
BEATING HEART IN EVERYTHING.
>> Gumball: REALLY?
WHAT ABOUT ZOMBIES?
>> Darwin: [ SIGHS ]
OKAY, EVERYONE APART FROM
PEOPLE WHOSE HEARTS DON'T BEAT.
>> Gumball: WHAT ABOUT
JELLYFISH?
>> Darwin: OKAY.
I GET YOUR POINT.
THEY TECHNICALLY DON'T HAVE
HEARTS, EITHER, BUT EVERYONE
ELSE DOES.
>> Gumball: WHAT ABOUT LAWYERS?
>> Darwin: [ SIGHS ]
JUST PRESS "RECORD," PLEASE.
[ BEEP, BEEP ]
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
♪ THERE IS A BEATING HEART IN
EVERYTHING ♪
♪ EXCEPT LAWYERS, ZOMBIES, AND
JELLYFISH ♪
♪ LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF,
INTERNET ♪
♪ AND I THINK YOU WILL SEE THAT
YOU ARE BEING CHILDISH ♪
♪ YOU ARE ADDING SOMBREROS AND
LASERS ♪
♪ TO A KID WHO LOOKS LIKE HE WAS
TASERED ♪
♪ YOU LAUGH ABOUT IT, THINKING
IT'S FUNNY ♪
♪ BUT IS IT, INTERNET, IS IT
REALLY? ♪
♪ HE'S JUST A SMALL BOY WITH A
HEART LIKE YOU ♪
♪ WHY DO YOU KEEP ON TRYING TO
MAKE HIM BLUE? ♪
♪ THERE'S A BEATING HEART IN
EVERYTHING ♪
♪ AND I KNOW THAT THERE IS ONE
IN YOU ♪
COME ON, INTERNET.
I KNOW YOU'RE BETTER THAN THAT.
[ SONG PLAYS IN HIGH SPEED ]
[ SONG PLAYS IN SLOW SPEED ]
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE INTERNET,
MAN?
THIS VIDEO GOES ON FOR AT LEAST
20 MINUTES.
>> Gumball: THAT'S IT!
I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU, INTERNET!
I'M COMIN' FOR YOU!
I'M GONNA GO CYBER WARRIOR ON
YOUR BUTT!
♪ TA TA-DAH-DAH TUN TA-TUM ♪
CHH!
♪ TA TA-DAH-DAH TUN TA-TUM ♪
CHH!
>> Darwin: CONTROL OPERATOR TO
VIRTUAL SOLDIER.
COMMENCING DIGITAL SCAN PROCESS.
>> Gumball: [ WHISTLES ]
>> Darwin: SCANNING IN PROGRESS.
PREPARE TO ENTER THE INTERNET
IN...THREE, TWO --
AAAAH! WHAT THE?!
AAH! ABORT!
ABORT! ABORT!
MRS. MOM WAS RIGHT.
WE REALLY DIDN'T NEED THE
HIGH-DEFINITION SCANNER.
>> Gumball: ALL RIGHT.
NEVER MIND.
WE'LL JUST HAVE TO FIND THE
INTERNET'S ADDRESS AND DEAL WITH
THIS IN THE NORMAL WORLD, I
GUESS.
>> Darwin: DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
INTERNET IS A THING, NOT A
PERSON.
>> YEAH, DUDE.
CAN'T YOU SEE THE DIFFERENCE?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> DUMB NUT.
[ KEYBOARD CLACKING ]
[ DING ]
>> Gumball: HA! I KNEW IT!
THE INTERNET LIVES ONLY THREE
BLOCKS FROM HERE!
LET'S GO!
[ DING ]
OOH!
100 FUNNY ANIMALS IN HATS.
CA-LICK!
>> Both: D'AW!
[ CLICK ]
AW!
[ CLICK ]
AW!
[ CLICK ]
OHH!
[ CLICK ]
AW!
[ CLICK ]
AW!
[ CLICK ]
AW!
[ CLICK ]
[ BOTH GASP ]
[ CLICK ]
AW!
>> Gumball: OKAY. LET'S GO.
[ DING ]
[ GASPS ]
100 GREATEST FAILS OF ALL TIME?!
♪ CA-LIIICK! ♪
>> Both: OHHHHHHHHHHH!
[ CLICK ]
AAAAAAAAAAAH!
[ CLICK ]
OH-HO-HO-HO-HO!
DUDE, WAIT!
CAN'T YOU SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING?
THE INTERNET IS TRICKING US WITH
ITS DEADLIEST WEAPON --
TIME-WASTING.
>> Darwin: YOU'RE RIGHT!
JUST ONE MORE, AND THEN WE'LL
GO!
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
NO!
>> Both: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO --
[ WHACK! ]
OHHHHHHHHHH!
>> Gumball: ALL RIGHT.
JUST ONE MORE.
BLECH!
[ GAGGING ]
BIG MISTAKE, INTERNET.
THAT WAS A RE-POST.
HA!
NOW THAT WE'RE AWAY FROM THE
COMPUTER, THERE'S NO WAY THE
INTERNET CAN STOP US FINDING
HIM!
>> [ CHUCKLES EVILLY ]
[ HORNS BLARING ]
>> Gumball: DUDE!
THE INTERNET'S HACKED INTO THE
TRAFFIC SYSTEM!
IT'S TRYING TO GET US CREAMED!
COME ON! LET'S RUN!
>> Darwin: AH-BUP-BUP!
NO.
WE'VE BEEN TAUGHT TO ALWAYS
RESPECT THE RULES OF THE ROAD.
[ HORN BLARES ]
THESE RULES WERE INVENTED TO
PROTECT US, AND THEY WILL.
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ CRASH! ]
COME ON. IT'S GREEN.
[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
AH-BUP-BUP!
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
WAIT! STOP!
GUMBALL!
DO YOU REALIZE HOW DANGEROUS
THAT WAS?
IF YOU DON'T RESPECT THE RULES,
THEN HOW DO YOU EXPECT CARS TO
DRIVE SAFELY?
>> WH-O-O-OA!
>> Darwin: THE RULES OF THE ROAD
ARE ALL ABOUT TRUST, AND YOU
CAN'T EXPECT TO RECEIVE TRUST IF
YOU DON'T HAVE ANY TRUST.
[ CRASH ]
KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
>> Gumball: U-UH --
>> Darwin: SEE?
HOW HARD WAS THAT?
[ CLANKING, HISSING ]
>> Gumball: I-- A-- UH--
NEVER MIND. LET'S GO.
>> [ MUNCHING ]
[ DING ]
EH, GUMBALL AND DARWIN
WATTERSON.
WANTED FOR FRAUD, EMBEZZLEMENT,
UNLICENSED PRACTICE OF MEDICINE,
AND A --
HUH?
[ GASPS ]
[ SLOSH! ]
[ MUNCHES ]
[ MUNCHES ]
BLAH!
[ MUNCHES ]
BLUH!
[ SCOFFS ]
[ POP! ]
[ HISS! ]
CH--
[ SHATTER! ]
OKAY!
[ SIREN WAILS, TIRES SQUEAL ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
HEY! COME BACK HERE!
HURP!
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]
[ PANTING ]
WAIT!
STOP!
I SAID STOP!
AAAAAAAAAAH!
[ ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP!
ZAP! ZAP! ]
BAH!
DARN IT.
I'M OUT OF SHAPE.
[ PANTING ]
>> [ QUACKS ]
>> Gumball: OKAY.
WE'RE NOT THAT FAR NOW.
IT'S JUST ANOTHER BLOCK AWAY.
>> [ CHUCKLES EVILLY ]
[ ELECTRICITY BUZZING ]
>> Darwin: HM.
WHAT'S THAT NOISE?
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
>> Gumball: I DON'T KNOW.
I CAN'T HEAR OVER THAT VIBRATING
SOUND.
>> [ CHUCKLES EVILLY ]
[ FOOSH! ]
[ BOTH SCREAM ]
>> Gumball: WATCH OUT!
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> Darwin: WHAT ARE WE GONNA
DO?!
>> Gumball: I DON'T KNOW!
THERE'S NO WAY TO ESCAPE THE
INTERNET!
TECHNOLOGY IS EVERYWHERE!
>> Darwin: EXCEPT FOR THE PARK.
>> Gumball: YEAH.
SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS
EARLIER.
>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
I CAN BE A JERK TO ANYONE 'CAUSE
I'M BEHIND A SCREEN IN THE
SAFETY AND COMFORT OF MY OWN
HOME.
[ BOOM! ]
AAAH!
WHO LET YOU IN?!
>> Gumball: YOUR MOM!
>> MOM!
YOU LET ENEMIES INTO MY SECRET
BASE?!
[ DIAL-UP MODEM CONNECTING ]
YOU KNOW VERY WELL I DON'T HAVE
ANY FRIENDS!
>> Darwin: Wow!
The Internet is way less
impressive in real life than I
thought it would be.
>> Gumball: ALL RIGHT, DUDE.
DELETE MY VIDEO NOW, OR YOU'RE
GOING OFFLINE.
>> WHA?! I CAN'T!
NOTHING CAN BE DELETED FROM THE
INTERNET!
>> Gumball: YOU HAVE FIVE
SECONDS.
ONE...
>> DON'T YOU REALIZE?!
THINK ABOUT EVERYTHING THE WORLD
WOULD LOSE!
>> Gumball: ...TWO...
>> THINK ABOUT THE EDUCATIONAL
CONTENT.
>> Gumball: ...THREE...
>> THINK ABOUT THE FREEDOM OF
SPEECH!
APART FROM THE 2/3 OF THE WORLD
THAT DON'T HAVE IT.
>> Gumball: ...FOUR...
>> THINK ABOUT THE KITTENS!
>> Gumball: ...FIVE!
>> Darwin: WAIT, GUMBALL!
HE'S RIGHT.
[ Echoing ] THINK ABOUT IT.
[ SLOW PIANO MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> YO. YOU OKAY?
YOU'VE BEEN STARING AT THE
CEILING FOR ABOUT 15 MINUTES.
>> Gumball: [ GASPS ]
You're so beautiful.
>> REALLY?
>> Gumball: Don't ever change,
Internet.
You were meant to be free.
>> UGHHHH!
PHYSICAL CONTACT!
>> Darwin: Just try and take
some responsibilities for your
actions from time to time.
>> NEVER!
>> Gumball: And maybe try to
laugh with people instead of
always laughing at them.
>> YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT.
KEEP HOPING.
>> Darwin: And try to remember
that other people have hearts,
too.
>> GET BENT!
THIS IS THE INTERNET YOU'RE
TALKING TO!
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> Both: MEH.
>> Gumball: WHERE ARE THEY?!
WHERE ARE THEY?!
WHERE ARE THEY?!
>> Anais: IS IT REALLY THAT
IMPORTANT?
>> Gumball: OF COURSE IT IS!
THIS IS CRUPAC THE BARBARIAN!
WITHOUT HIS WEAPONS, HE'S...
CRUPAC, THE WEIRD DUDE WHO HANGS
OUT IN FURRY UNDERPANTS AND
LOOKS LIKE HE'S ANGRILY TRYING
TO SHAKE HANDS WITH PEOPLE.
>> Anais: LIKE I SAID, IS IT
REALLY THAT IMPORTANT?
>> Darwin: HEY, WHO'S
DANIEL LENNARD?
>> Gumball: [ SCOFFS ]
WHO CARES?!
>> Anais: HIM, APPARENTLY.
FOR MOM?!
LOOK AT ALL THIS STUFF HE SENT
HER.
AND LISTEN TO THIS -- "HERE'S
ANOTHER GIFT BECAUSE YOUR BEAUTY
AND HAPPINESS IS THE MOST
IMPORTANT THING IN MY WORLD.
SIGNED, DANIEL LENNARD."
THAT GUY'S TRYING TO STEAL OUR
MOM!
[ BOTH GASP ]
>> Gumball: ♪ DUN-DUN-DUN-DUH ♪
>> Darwin: [ GASPS ]
>> Anais: WE NEED TO FIND HIM
AND MAKE SURE --
>> Mom: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
>> Gumball: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> Mom: SHOWING YOU HOW ANGRY I
AM.
IF I HAD TO PULL A REAL FROWN
EVERY TIME YOU GUYS MISBEHAVED,
I'D BE MORE WRINKLY THAN A
GRANNY IN A BATH.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING SPREADING
TRASH ALL OVER THE GRASS?!
>> Gumball: UHHHHHHHHHH...
RE...CYCLING?
>> Mom: REALLY?
>> All: MM-HMM. MM-HMM.
>> Mom: [ SIGHS ]
THEN I GUESS IT'S ALL RIGHT.
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
>> Gumball: OH, MY GOSH!
THIS IS TERRIBLE!
HE'S GONNA STEAL MOM!
[ PANTING ]
I-I DON'T FEEL GOOD.
[ Woozily ] I THINK I'M GONNA --
[ WHUMP! ]
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ Normal voice ] OKAY.
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
I THINK I'M BETTER N--
[ Woozily ] OH, NO.
I'M PASSING OUT AGAIN.
[ WHUMP! ]
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ Normal voice ] OKAY.
I THINK I'M ALL RIGHT NO--
[ Woozily ] OH, NNUNGG...
[ WHUMP! ]
>> Anais: WE SHOULD HAVE SEEN
THIS COMING.
SHE'S A GREAT MOM.
WHO WOULDN'T WANT HER?
WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING BEFORE
THAT GUY STEALS HER AWAY!
>> Gumball: I'VE GOT A PLAN!
UHH...
[ WHUMP! ]
FIRST, DARWIN USES HIS MAN VOICE
TO CALL MOM, PRETENDING TO BE
HER BOSS AND TELL HER THAT SHE
HAS TO GO INTO WORK...
>> Darwin: [ Deep voice ] HELLO,
THIS IS YOUR BOSS FROM THE PLACE
YOU WORK.
>> Gumball: WHEN SHE LEAVES THE
HOUSE, WE HACK INTO HER E-MAIL
AND SEND A MESSAGE TO
DANIEL LENNARD POSING AS HER TO
GET HIM TO AGREE TO A SECRET
MEETING IN THE PARK TONIGHT.
THEN WE STEAL SOME OF MOM'S
CLOTHES.
THEN WE BREAK FOR LUNCH.
I'M THINKING BURRITOS.
THEN WE SNEAK OUT OF THE HOUSE
WITH THE CLOTHES AND CROSS DOWN
TO THE PARK.
ONCE THERE, YOU WILL TELL
DANIEL LENNARD THAT HE'S IN
DANGER...
>> Anais: YOU ARE IN DANGER,
DANIEL LENNARD.
>> Gumball: ...AND THAT MOM IS A
HORRIBLE, CARNIVOROUS MONSTER
AND YOU ARE THE SURVIVORS OF HER
PREVIOUS FAMILY.
THEN I'LL ATTACK HIM DISGUISED
AS MOM...
REEEE!
...SCARING HIM AWAY FOREVER.
BOOM!
>> Anais: HM.
THAT COULD WORK.
WE NEED TO MAKE SURE NOTHING CAN
GO WRONG.
LET'S GO THROUGH THIS IN DETAIL.
OKAY.
SO, WHAT EXACTLY WOULD DARWIN
SAY TO MOM?
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
[ TELEPHONE BEEPS ]
>> Mom: HELLO? NICOLE WATTERSON.
>> Darwin: [ INHALES ]
UHHHHHH...
>> Mom: WHO IS THIS?
>> Darwin: ...HHHHHHHHH.
[ POP! ]
>> Anais: OKAY.
SO WE CALL MOM, AND DARWIN READS
WHAT'S ON THE PAPER.
>> Mom: HELLO? NICOLE WATTERSON.
>> Darwin: [ Deep voice ] HELLO.
THIS IS YOUR BOSS FROM THE PLACE
YOU WORK.
WE NEED YOU TO, UH --
[ Normal voice ] UHHHHHH...
[ POP! ]
>> Gumball: [ GROANS ]
OKAY.
SO WE WRITE A SCRIPT AND THEN
CALL MOM FROM A PAY PHONE.
>> Darwin: [ Deep voice ] HELLO!
THIS IS THE BOSS FROM THE PLACE
YOU WORK.
WE NEED YOU TO COME HERE RIGHT
AWAY, OR YOU'RE FIRED!
>> Mom: WHY? WHAT'S GOING ON?
IS IT THE KOBAYASHI ACCOUNT OR
IS IT THE INFRASTRUCTURE PROBLEM
WITH THE THROUGHPUT OUTFLOW?
>> Darwin: [ Normal ] UHHHHHH...
[ POP! ]
[ WHOOSH! ]
>> Anais: TURN THE PAGE.
>> Darwin: [ Deep voice ] IT'S
SO SERIOUS, I CAN'T DISCUSS IT
OVER THE PHONE.
BYE!
>> Mom: [ GASPS ]
[ PANTING ]
>> Gumball: THEN I GET TO THE
COMPUTER.
[ DOOR SLAMS ]
HU! HUR! EH! AH! HI-AH! HUR!
HA HA!
CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CH.
>> Anais: COME ON.
LET'S BE REAL FOR A MINUTE.
>> Gumball: EH!
EHH HEH HEH!
HII-EH!
UAH!
HNNNNG!
[ WHAMP! ]
[ PANTING ]
EAH!
NHAH! NGAH! NGAH!
[ SNIFFING ]
HAH!
OKAY. THEN I --
[ GULPS ]
I'M S--
[ GASPING ]
[ SIGHS DEEPLY ]
HOO!
THEN I BREAK INTO MOM'S E-MAIL
ACCOUNT.
"DEAR DANIEL LENNARD!"
>> Darwin: DUDE, YOUR CAPS LOCK
IS ON!
>> Gumball: OH. SORRY.
"DEAR DANIEL LENNARD, MEET ME AT
THE PARK TONIGHT.
IT'S MEGA-IMPORTANT, DUDE."
>> Anais: OH, COME ON!
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD MOM SAY
"MEGA" OR "DUDE"?
>> Gumball: [ SIGHS ]
WHAT WOULD YOU SAY?
>> Anais: JUST SAY IT'S AN ISSUE
OF UTMOST IMPORTANCE.
>> Gumball: [ Mockingly ] OHHH!
WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO CC THE
QUEEN OF ENGLAND, AS WELL?
[ SMACK! ]
>> Anais: JUST SEND THE THING!
>> Gumball: [ SIGHS ]
"FOREVER YOURS, GUMBALL."
>> Darwin: DUDE!
YOU JUST SIGNED IT WITH YOUR OWN
NAME!
>> Gumball: OH, COME ON!
I'VE ALREADY HAD TO RE-TYPE THIS
THING THREE TIMES!
[ SIGHS ]
ALL RIGHT.
"DEAR DANIEL LENNARD, MEET ME AT
THE PARK TONIGHT.
IT'S AN ISSUE OF UTMOST
IMPORTANCE.
FOREVER YOURS, MOM."
>> Anais: COME ON!
MOM WOULD NEVER SIGN "MOM."
SHE WOULD SIGN HER OWN NAME!
>> Gumball: YEAH. SURE.
"DEAR DANIEL LENNARD,
NAH-NAH-NAH.
FOREVER YOURS, NICOLE."
>> Anais: WAIT!
WHAT'D YOU PUT IN THE SUBJECT?
>> Gumball: AAAH!
CAN WE JUST MOVE ON FROM THE
E-MAIL BIT?!
>> Anais: COME ON.
EVERY PART OF THE PLAN HAS TO BE
FOOLPROOF.
>> Gumball: EH-EH-EH-EH
EH-EH-EH-EH...
ALL RIGHT. IT'S DONE.
I PUT "HELLO."
LUNCHTIME!
>> Darwin: MM.
BURRITOS ARE NICE, BUT THEY'RE
KIND OF MESSY.
>> Gumball: OKAY, NEXT, WE SNEAK
PAST DAD TO GET TO THE PARK.
IT SHOULD BE EASY -- HE'LL BE
ASLEEP.
>> Dad: [ SNIFFING ]
HEY!
WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?
>> Darwin: AAH!
WHY'D HE WAKE UP?
>> Anais: HE SMELLED US.
YOU WIPED SOME SAUCE ON
YOURSELF.
>> Gumball: ♪ LUNCHTIME AGAIN ♪
AH-BUP-BUP!
DON'T FORGET TO USE YOUR NAPKIN.
OKAY, NEXT, WE SNEAK PAST DAD TO
GET TO THE PARK.
>> Dad: HEY!
WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?
>> Darwin: AAH!
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!
HE SMELLED IT FROM INSIDE US?
[ SIGHS ]
IT'S JUST NOT AS GOOD WITHOUT
THE SAUCE.
[ BOTH PANTING ]
WHY DID YOU LEAVE FIVE HOURS TO
RUN TO A PARK THAT'S ONLY THREE
BLOCKS AWAY?
>> Gumball: BECAUSE [PANTING]
SHE'S GOT NO LEGS.
THEY'RE MORE LIKE FEET COMING
OUT OF HER BUTT.
>> Anais: WHY DON'T WE TAKE
BIKES?
>> Gumball: BECAUSE...
...IT'S WAY FUNNIER TO WATCH YOU
TRY TO RUN.
>> Anais: [ GRUNTING ]
[ PANTING ]
OH, MAN!
THE PARK'S CLOSED!
[ WHUMP! ]
WHY DIDN'T YOU GET IN WHEN IT
WAS OPEN?!
>> Darwin: IT WAS CLOSED WHEN WE
GOT HERE.
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR FOUR HOURS
FOR HIM TO MAN UP AND JUMP.
BUT HE'S TOO SCARED!
>> Gumball: I'M NOT SCARED!
I...JUST DON'T WANT TO DO IT.
>> Darwin: YOU DON'T WANT TO
BECAUSE YOU'RE SCARED!
>> Gumball: AAH!
NO! NOT C--
NO! NOT COOL!
OKAY! OKAY!
FINE! I'M DOING IT!
[ EXHALES ]
OKAY.
THREE...TWO...ONE.
WHAA!
[ High-pitched ] OAAAAAAAH!
DON'T SIT THERE! HELP ME OUT!
DON'T LEAVE ME HANGI-I-I-NG!
PLEASE, PLEASE!
SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!
>> Anais: YOU DO REALIZE THAT
ALL THIS IS JUST HAPPENING IN
YOUR HEAD, RIGHT?
>> Gumball: [ Normal ] YEAH, BUT
LET'S JUST GO TO THE SHOP TO BUY
SOME ROPE BEFORE WE GO TO THE
PARK, BECAUSE I'M NOT GOING
THROUGH ALL THAT AGAIN.
[ WHUMP! ]
>> Anais: HOW DID THEY GET IN
HERE WHEN THE GATE IS...
WAIT!
NO ONE ACTUALLY TRIED IT?!
>> Gumball: IT WAS SHUT!
>> Anais: A SHUT DOOR ISN'T A
LOCKED DOOR!
I THINK WE ALL LEARNED THAT
AFTER THE GRANNY JOJO
DRESSING-ROOM INCIDENT.
>> Gumball: [ SHUDDERS ]
WHAT KIND OF WEIRDO GETS DRESSED
HAT-FIRST?
ANYWAY, WHICH ONE IS
DANIEL LENNARD?
>> Darwin: WE'LL KNOW WHEN WE
SEE HIM, BUT RIGHT NOW, LET'S
JUST IMAGINE WHAT HE WOULD BE.
>> Gumball: WELL, WE ALREADY SAW
FROM HIS NOTE THAT HE'S PRETTY
SLIMY.
[ SQUISH! ]
WE ALSO KNOW HE'S RICH, SO HE
MUST BE FULL OF BLING.
[ SQUISH! ]
>> Darwin: ALSO, HE'S PROBABLY
EVIL.
[ SQUISH! ]
MM. NO. MORE EVIL.
[ SQUISH! ]
NO. EVEN MORE EVIL.
[ SQUISH! ]
YEAH. THAT'S OUR DANIEL LENNARD.
[ SQUISH! SQUISH! SQUISH! ]
>> Gumball: OKAY.
EVERYONE PUT ON THEIR DISGUISES.
>> Anais: UH...MR. LENNARD?
>> [ High-pitched ] YES?
INDEED.
>> Anais: THERE'S NO WAY MOM
WOULD FALL FOR A GUY WITH A
VOICE LIKE THAT.
>> Darwin: EVIL VOICE!
>> [ Evilly ] YES, INDEED?
>> Anais: UH, WE NEED TO WARN
YOU, GOOD SIR.
>> OH, BUT IT'S YOU WHO SHOULD
BE WARNED.
I CAME FOR YOU!
[ BOTH SCREAMING ]
[ THUD! ]
>> Anais: DARWIN! HELP ME!
>> Darwin: [ PANTING ]
STAY AWAY FROM US!
HYAH!
[ WHOOSH! WHOOSH! ]
[ WHACK! ]
>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
[ POP! ]
[ BOTH PANTING ]
>> Anais: WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE
IT!
>> Darwin: DO YOU TRUST ME?!
>> Anais: OF COURSE!
>> Darwin: THEN GO!
[ WHISTLE! ]
[ WHACK! ]
[ THUNK! ]
>> Anais: YOU THROW WORSE THAN I
RUN.
>> YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD TRICK
ME?
>> Darwin: AAH!
HOW DOES HE KNOW ABOUT OUR
PLAN?!
>> BECAUSE NEXT TIME YOU PLAN TO
GET RID OF ME, DON'T WRITE
"FAKE E-MAIL TO DANIEL LENNARD"
IN THE SUBJECT LINE!
>> Gumball: I COULDN'T BE
BOTHERED, ALL RIGHT?!
I'D WRITTEN THAT E-MAIL A
MILLION TIMES ALREADY!
[ SIGHS ] FINE.
[ TAPE REWINDING ]
EH-EH-EH-EH-EH-EH-EH.
ALL RIGHT. IT'S DONE.
I PUT "HELLO."
[ POOF! ]
AAAH!
>> Future Gumball: GUMBALL, I AM
YOU FROM THE FUTURE.
AND I KNOW IT'S A TOTAL BUMMER,
BUT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO CORRECT
THE SUBJECT LINE.
>> Gumball: CAN'T YOU DO IT?
YOU'RE HERE NOW.
>> Future Gumball: GOSH, WAS I
REALLY THAT MUCH OF A JERK WHEN
I WAS YOUNG?
>> Anais: YEP!
>> Gumball: GOSH, AM I REALLY
THAT MUCH OF A SUCKER IN THE
FUTURE?
>> Future Gumball: DON'T MESS
WITH ME, LITTLE MAN!
'CAUSE I CAN GO BACK IN TIME AND
DO THIS.
[ WHUM! ]
[ SNAP! ]
>> Gumball: AAAAH!
UGH!
SO YOU THINK YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE
THAT CAN PLAY THAT GAME, HUH?
[ GOBBLING ]
[ Muffled ] LET'S SEE HOW YOU
FEEL AFTER I'VE HAD ALL DAD'S
CANDY.
[ WHUM! ]
AAH! JUST STOP!
YOU'RE GIVING ME CAVITIES!
[ WHUM! ]
>> Gumball: AAAH!
WHAT THE --
GAAH!
CRUPAC'S WEAPONS?!
FINE! YOU ASKED FOR THIS!
EH! EH! EH! UUUAH! EH!
>> Future Gumball: [ COUGHING ]
YOU TREACHEROUS LITTLE --
[ WHUM! ]
[ WHUMP! ]
>> Gumball: AAH!
YOU PUT TAPE ON IT?!
GAAH! YOU LEFT THE WEAPONS ON!
>> Future Gumball: [ Weakly ]
CHANGE THE SUBJECT OF THE
E-MAIL.
>> Gumball: OKAY! OKAY!
OR MAYBE I'LL DO THIS!
NYAH!
WAAAH!
[ THUNK! BONK! THUMP! ]
[ WHUM! CRACK! ]
[ WHUM! CRACK! ]
[ WHUM! CRACK! ]
>> Anais: YOU DO REALIZE THAT
THIS IS COSTING YOU GUYS WAY
MORE EFFORT THAN JUST CHANGING
THE MESSAGE SUBJECT?
>> Gumball: YEAH, I'M STILL
HAVING TROUBLE WITH THAT
HYPOTHETICAL FUTURE/PAST THING.
CH-CH-CH-CH.
>> Anais: YOU ARE IN DANGER,
DANIEL LENNARD.
>> HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?
WHO ARE YOU?
>> Anais: WE'RE ALL THAT IS LEFT
FROM NICOLE WATTERSON'S PREVIOUS
FAMILY.
>> WHAT?!
WHAT ABOUT YOUR FATHER?
>> Darwin: [ Sobbing ] SHE TOOK
ALL HIS MONEY, A-AND THEN...
SHE ATE HIM!
>> [ GASPS ]
>> Anais: And now she's coming
for you.
>> Gumball: REEEEE!
>> HYAH!
>> Darwin: OKAY.
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DODGE THAT.
>> Gumball: REEEEE!
>> HYAH!
HOO!
>> Darwin: OKAY.
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DODGE THAT,
TOO.
>> Gumball: REEEEE!
>> HYAH!
HOO!
HYAH!
>> Darwin: OKAY. THAT, AS WELL.
>> Gumball: REEEEE!
>> HYAH!
HOO!
HYAH!
AAH!
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
>> Darwin: NO, DUDE!
YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO
DODGE THAT!
>> Gumball: AH, MAN.
[ SCREAMING, GROANING ]
OHHHH...
[ SQUISH! SQUISH! SQUISH! ]
>> Anais: GUMBALL. NO.
>> Gumball: I THINK THIS PLAN
IS --
UGH!
...FINALLY FOOLPROOF.
>> Both: YAY!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Anais: RIGHT!
LET'S GET OUR MOM BACK!
>> Darwin: WAIT!
[ SCREECH! ]
WHAT IS THAT?
>> Anais: DANIEL LENNARD
ANTI-AGING PRODUCTS?
[ GASPS ]
WAIT.
"HERE'S ANOTHER GIFT BECAUSE
YOUR BEAUTY AND HAPPINESS IS THE
MOST IMPORTANT THING IN MY
WORLD.
SIGNED, DANIEL LENNARD."
>> Mom: IF I HAD TO PULL A REAL
FROWN EVERY TIME YOU GUYS
MISBEHAVED, I'D BE MORE WRINKLY
THAN A GRANNY IN A BATH.
>> Gumball: DANIEL LENNARD IS
NOT A MAN.
HE'S A BRAND OF COSMETICS.
[ ALL INHALE ]
[ SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! ]