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***!
F***!
Son of a b****
I'm hungry
F***** ***!
W****!!!
F***** ***!
Mother f*****
***!!!
The only series you can never download
The only series you can only watch once
The only worldwide broadcast
Today at 6:30 p.m.
A nest of Bearded Vulture!
Your time is up Bearded Vulture
I can't become one of them
I don't have wings (I don't have wings)
I am not a Bearded Vulture
You think it's easy for me to eat the tibia of a sheep?
Bearded Vulture have wings, I don't
That he fed me
BEARDED VULTURE YOURSELF
doesn't mean I have to become one of them
BEARDED VULTURE!!!
The Lord of the Bearded Vulture Today at 6:30 p.m.
Starts in 6 minutes Wanna see it?
Mom?
How did you get in?
I have a key
same as his mother
Ma'am, we didn't see you come in
I've told you not to call me ma'am It makes me seem older, idiot
And I've told you sweetly to call me imbecile, not idiot
Go open, imbecile
You see how we can understand each other
Why have you come?
We needed you to answer a question
We?
Hello, my little sweetcheeks
Mother
Why haven't you used the key?
I grabbed something thinking it was the key
and then on the way, I realized that it was the keychain and...
Let's see?
This is the key for here
Oh really?
Maybe the moderate combination and probably high
in fiber, fruit and caffeine mixed with some salicic acid
has provoked a momentary state of mental ambiguity
Here's another key, you clueless lady
***!
While talking to each other on the phone
we asked ourselves the following question
and we want to find out
asking openly
without complex or fear
What we were asking ourselves over the phone was...
well, the word homosexual is strange
but it doesn't mean you can't be, right?
You think we're gay?
The word is strange but our relationship is normal
Homosexual relationships can be normal, idiot.
Did you just call my son an idiot?
Yes
But didn't he ask you sweetly to call him imbecile not idiot?
We are only friends
Well, just friends??
So, what if we were gay?
It's just personal curiosity
We want to know
Would a gay couple make tomato juice for one another?
Or, would a gay couple tell stories
at night, to the other because he was scared??
Or would a gay couple jump into bed with the other to...
Ok, ok, ok, I got it, imbecile.
This is like the episode of Bionic Man Chanenbaum
where the bionic kid called the mother
to tell her he was a robot and then...
I've told you a thousand times to stop talking about series
that only exist in your imagination
Well the "The Cockroach that conquers Mars" was a hit...
...in my mind
Well, you usually have sex?
don't you?
But, we've told you no
Yes or no?
Yes or no?
The Lord of the Bearded Vulture
Yes or no?
Yes or no?
Yeah, yeah, we are gay...***!
Cool!
I'll get you, bearded vulture!!
I have to tell you something, dude
Level of importance?
Red Code
Tell me
My mother...
she doesn't have a phone
Mothers, you can't trust them.
F***** ***!
Bearded Vulture!!!
This is the last day we watch this...
...thing
What's that?
A magic trick or what?
I don't like magic...
...and I don't like you
and to mix both things...
Well, I'm gonna take one so
I don't leave you with that in your hand
Subtitles by: C.L. & Abby
Dedicated to all Mothers