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Ciel: Say Grelle, can I ask you a question? Grelle: Of course!
Ciel: You know Sebastian, my demon butler? Grelle: Oh, believe me, I do
Ciei: Well, he’s a demon, and you’re a shinigami.
Grelle: Yeah. Ciel: You’re both supernatural.
Grelle: Yep! Ciel: You two aren’t related, are you?
Grelle: Ciel dear, I’m surprised at you! I find that racist!
Ciel: My sincerest apologies, it was just an inquiry.
Grelle: Well it’s a touchy subject. No, not all supernatural beings are related! What
are you saying, that we all look the same to you?
Ciel: What? Grelle: Huh, huh, huh?
Ciel: I said I was sorry! ***, I suppose that was a trifle racist of me.
Grelle: I should say so! You of all people, little Earl, should take care when mentioning
the sensitive subject of race. Ciel: Hypocrite!
Grelle: Hm? Ciel: Well what about my butler you’re always
fawning over? (Tch.) Grelle: Ah, Sebas chaaan
Ciel: Could someone like me fawn over him? Grelle: No! We don’t want humans!
Ciel: Ha ha ha, you see? You’re a little bit racist.
Grelle: Well you’re a little bit too Ciel: I guess we’re both a little bit racist
Grelle: Admitting it is not an easy thing to do
Ciel: I suppose it’s true. Grelle: Between me and you, I think
Both: Everyone’s a little bit racist sometimes But we all still go around stopping England’s
crimes Look around and you will see
Humans, demons, shinigami Maybe it’s a fact we all should face
Everyone makes judgments based on race Ciel: Now, not big judgments like who to hire
or who to see the Cinematic Record of. Grelle: My, no!
Ciel: No, just little judgments like thinking that Italian businessmen should learn to play
their *** board games properly! Grelle: You got that right!
Both: Everyone’s a little bit racist, no doubt
Whatever to do if Her Majesty found out? Demon jokes might be uncouth
Ciel: But you laugh because they are the truth! Both: Do not take them so personally
Everyone enjoys them Ciel: Even me! So Grelle, stop me if you’ve
heard this one. Grelle: Sure thing!
Ciel: There’s a ship going down, and there’s only one lifeboat. And there’s a Phantomhive,
a Trancy… Grelle: And a black butler!
Sebastian: What are you talking about, Grelle? Grelle: Hehe
Sebastian: I do believe you were telling a joke of the black variety.
Ciel: Well yes, Sebastian, but nearly everyone tells those jokes these days.
Sebastian: Not I! Ciel: Well of course not you, you’re a black
demon butler. But I bet you tell human jokes, right?
Sebastian: But of course! Those delicious humans!
Ciel: Now Sebastian, is that not a tad racist? Sebastian: Bloody hell, young master, I suppose
you are correct. Grelle: You’re a little bit racist
Sebastian: Well I believe you are too Ciel: Ok, agreed, we’re all racist
Sebastian: I think young master that I agree with you
Ciel and Grelle: We’re glad you do Sebastian: Quite sad, but true. Everyone is
a smidgen racist, oh well Grelle: Oh well
Ciel: Oh well Sebastian: Oh well. Everyone makes jokes including
demons from hell (unfortunately) All: if we all could just admit
That we are racist a little bit Although we know that it will never cease
Humans and demons could Live in peace
Ciel: Ah, mercy on Bardroy, I feel good. Sebastian: Now there’s a fine upstanding
Englishman if I’ve ever seen one. Ciel: Who?
Sebastian: Chef Bardroy. Grelle: But Sebas chan, Bard’s Australian.
Sebastian: No, Bardroy’s English. Grelle: Oh no no no, Bard’s definitely Australian.
Sebastian: You are quite mistaken. Bardroy is English.
Ciel: Guys, guys. Bardroy’s… American! All laugh
Lau: Hello my friends, what are we laughing about?
Sebastian: A thing humans call “racism.” Lau: Splendid!
Ranmao: Lau, come back here! You take out lecycuraburs.
Ciel: Pardon? Lau: Just the recyclables. Do not laugh! How
many languages do you speak? Grelle: Oh, relax, Lau! Everyone’s a little
bit racist. Lau: Not me!
Ciel: You’re not fibbing? Lau: Never! We are quite normal compared to
Sebby! Ranmao: Lau!
Ciel: Lau, my dear friend, where have you been? He’s hardly normal, that’s because
he is a demon. Ranmao: I know you are no intending to be,
but why all this talk about Sebastian? You’re ignoring me.
Lau: I’m sorry, my dear dear Ranmao! I love you!
Ranmao: And I love you. Lau: But, you’re racist too.
Ranmao: Yes. I know. The Earls have all the money and their butlers drive the carriage.
And our little Earl over here is next in line for marriage!
Ciel: It’s not my choice! Grelle: Well, Sebas chan and I can get married
then! Sebastian: I miss my dear beloved mistress.
Ciel: You mean that bloody cat? All: Everyone’s a little bit racist, the
end Welcome to 19th century England
Monsters, killers, shinigami They all make up our society
And if we never fight that which is known Maybe we’ll get contracts
Of our own! Cat: Meow!
Sebastian: Mistress! Ciel: Kill me now…