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How to Find the Best Jeans for Your Butt. Put your best rear view forward by picking
denim that gives your *** a boost. You will need Mirrors and patience. Step 1. Fill out
a flat *** with jeans that have back pockets featuring colored stitching or flaps. Step
2. Downplay a queen-sized keister with high-waisted jeans made of 2 percent spandex in a dark,
solid wash. Step 3. Get an instant butt lift with skinny jeans with back pockets -- they
make legs look longer, which in turn makes your bum seem higher. Squat when trying on
jeans to make sure they're comfortable when you're sitting. Step 4. Tame a triangle rump
-- one where your *** is widest at the bottom -- with heavyweight denim that features high
pockets to draw eyes upward. Step 5. Minimize a wide posterior with straight-leg or boot-cut
jeans; wide-leg ones will just make your bum look broader. Choose ones with closely set
pockets; they focus attention toward the center of your butt and away from the sides. Did
you know In 2005, an anonymous bidder on eBay paid $60,000 for a pair of Levis 501 jeans
from the 1850s.