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-Where have you been!?
-Where I was?
-Where the *** have you been!?
When I say noon, it's noon, not one oclock!
-Uhhh can't be home at noon if work ends at one!
-Oh damn it!
I'm going to shove these meatballs up your ***! Go to your bedroom!
Damn it!
-Calm down!
-Anyhow I'm sure he does it to *** me off!
I know, I can feel things like that.
Because when he comes home at one oclock instead of noon,
it's not to show off..
-Don't worry about it, I take care of everything. Do you want some whisky? -Glady!
-Phillipe!
-What?
-Come here!
-Why?
-Don't ask questions! Just come here!
-What's going on?
-COME HERE! Hurry up!
Give me the remote please!
-It's a joke?
-What's a joke? Give me the remote!
-It's a joke Dominique, I was in the kitchen like 2 sec ago!
-Give me the remote!!
-Noooo
-Damn it!
Next time, it's up your ***!
Oh, I want to k.. Oh!
Moreover, he cries everytime! I tell him to go to his bedroom But he goes to the bathroom and he cries,
in the bathtub.
-Phillipe!
-Leave me alone.
-It's enough now!
-Come eat your meatballs!
-No.. I don't want them..
-You don't want them!!
-Are you going to stop crying!?
Damn it!
You *** *** me off! I swear I'll slap you when you come out!
When you have a wife that you love more than everything else, it's like..
Phillipe, Have you ever thought about having children?
Children?
That's a good question to ask her, she has never wanted to make love with me..
So yes, I would have loved to have children with the woman I love.
Never? What do you mean by "Never"?
Gee, never never..
-Hurry up!!! You're getting on my nerves!
-Calm down calm down calm down..
-Take the wheel, I don't wanna drive!
-It's always me who drives, you don't even have your drivers licence!
-Anyway, don't forget to put your small cushion because on you're too little..
-Eh oh, ehh.. Don't start..
-Open the door!
OPEN THE DOOR!
IT'S NOT OPENED!
Phillipe and Dominique decide to go to the stadium because saturday, Phillipe has an important match.
-You're *** crazy, slow down!
-I'm not driving fast, it is limited to 30 Mph!
-Be careful, a truck is comming!
-Stay on your line ***!
-It's your fault, you drive like a ***.
-It pisses me off!
-Don't honk! If you do I slap your face! I SLAP YOUR FACE!
-It pisses me off.
Stop honking, you're not the driver!
-I honk if I want! You or me it's the same thing, the same thing! Understood?
-What about the pedestrian crossing? The guy doesn't give a damn! He crosses the road anyway!
-Stop yelling! You're yelling all the time!
-Haha, It's madam who says that.. Good one..
-Damn it!
WATCH OUT!
I hope it's open if not you'll run around the field, I don't care!
-The stadium is always opened..
-Always open, my ***! remember when we were with..
-STOP COMPLAINING!
Sorry sorry sorry..
-Stop making a scene and getting paranoid.
-WHAT???
God damn!! Give me the keys!
-You don't have your driver licence..
-HAVE YOU LOCKED IT OR NOT?
-Noooo
-Oh god, he didn't even close the door.
Well, that's done!
Come on, Hurry up now if not, You'll get on my nerves! Take your *** keys!
-Gental..
-You'll see if I'm gental!!!
So Dominique, why are you accompanying phillipe running?
If I hadn't, I wouldn't have moved his *** off his *** sofa! That's all!
Even when I ask him for the remote he doesnt move his ***!
Exept for doing this *** each time..
He is *** *** me off!
I'm obligated to kick his *** to keep him active!
So now, I'm going to run to train myself for the soccer tournament.
Because I'm a very bad runner. So I train to help me run..
Alright,
so enjoy your training Phillipe.
Thank you very much
Dominique,
would it have been possible to have left him alone during his training?
Leave him alone? He's a child, just look at him..
Look, He doesn't run, he's laughing! He's laughing!
OHHH!!!!
Damn it!
I swear you gonna run!!!
-I wasnt laughing..
-How that you weren't laughing!
I saw you doing those things like that..
-It's called sidestep
-Sidestep sidestep.. I'll Sidestep you in your *** face!
It's like this everytime.
-Oh my god, you ***!
***!
-Ohhhh..
-Why the *** are you making like a frog?
I'm dreaming, tap ***.. oh my god..
So, when are you going to start running??
Damn it! Run!!!
RUN!
-Leave me alone
-It's useless!
It's useless I say!
I promise, I will come and I'll break your face!!
I'm gonna.. Damn it!
I promise I'll break your face!
For *** sake! I already told you not to spit on the grass!
You're not the one who has to clean it up!!
I have Phillipe twidlead around my thumb.
Anyway, I dominate the relationship I..
God damn Phillipe! You'd better keep runing and faster than that!
As I said, I'm the dominating one because when you see those things like me, that's all, I'm tarred of all of this..
How do you live with the fact that Phillipe is the only one of your couple to have a job, to earn money, to have his drivers licence..
Ohhh, uhhh, He puts the food on the table, ok! Work, it's another topic..
Move your *** faster phillipe!!!
Limpdick!
Ok Phillipe we're gonna back home, you're breaking my balls!
*** hurry up! I don't wanna waste my time!
Damn it! I already told you not to spit on the grass!
You're not the one who has to clean it up!!
Take your coat, we're leaving. You've done nothing today!
You won't be ready for the match saturday, you won't be ready!!!
*** hurry up!!
After a tense day off training, they've decided to take a little walk through the town center.
-Slow down, we're are not in a hurry!
-You redneck!
-Turn your music down!!
We're in a city!
What a ***! What a ***!
WHAT A ***!
-I love you my darling.
-Shut the *** up! I told you never in public!
-Haha, He doesn't like when I do that!
-Sure not..
-What the ***!?
Damn it, my bronchial tubes!
Sometimes We like to go out together in the town center
-Yeah yeah yeah
-We like to buy clothes on sale. To go Shopping!
He really loves go to shopping don't you??
-Yeah I love shopping!
-Don't you??
He loves that!
Even if Dominique is not aware of her agresivity against Phillipe,
maybe one day she will be aware of the love that he feels towards her.
As Bussy Rabutin said,
when we don't have that we love, we have to love what we have..
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