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Nitori's
Nitori's Infomercial!
Warning!! Touhou Project derivative work! It's really broken!!
Today we're bringing you
the following product!!
You can tell what it is at a glance!
That's right!!
Rice ball-making machine, "Miko Nigiri"!!
The next-generation miracle rice ball machine!?
CRACK
Let's get to it
I'll show you how it works
[There!] Place it on its side
Raise the armpit
[I raised yet another undeserving armpit...] Raise the armpit
Place the rice
[Cirno: Oh no] Place the rice
And all that's left is to squeeze the armpit!!
[squeeze] And all that's left is to squeeze the armpit!!
[squeeze squeeze] And all that's left is to squeeze the armpit!!
Done
Hey
Hey Ma'am
Hey Ma'am, want some rice ball?
Let's hear what our customers think.
Even with very hot rice, Miko Nigiri can make the rice ball with its armpit instead of me, so it's a huge help *Whether or not it is a huge help depends on the person.
Leave the annoying rice ball making to Youmu!
Leave the annoying rice ball making to Youmu Miko Nigiri!
Plus, it will sleep by your side when your full
[My...stomach...hurts...] Plus, it will sleep by your side when you're full
Functions as miko armpit pillow!!
[My stomach...hurts...] Functions as miko armpit pillow!!
[But...I'm...the strongest...] Functions as miko armpit pillow!!
Functions as miko armpit pillow!!
That comfort is heaven itself!?
What's more
If you purchase right now
We'll even add the exact same Miko Nigiri!!
2 and a half more of them!!
What a bargain, both appreciated and annoying!
Today we're bring you
this wonderful armpit
for a special price!
Very special!!
[mandarin orange]
Don't play with rice!! Thank you for watching!!