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Hello everyone, my name is Purple
and today I will tell you a story. A story of a legendary
hero. This story is called "The Ugly
Hero"
Twice upon a bed there cried a young boy. The young boy
wasn't as you called... handsome.
He had a huge pimple on his tongue, bald spots
one arm shorter than the other
three eyes, and any other foul features that could be described about him
His name was known as Samdor of Doginbreath.
He was born from a family of 3 chickens and 20 houses
made of dirt. One day he went on a journey
to the legendary town of Suna
I think that's right and uh Suna
Suna is known for their amazing defacation (Poop)
He passed through dangerous parts of his home.
The kitchen was the first. Next the garden,
then the farm, and finally
the Hall of Buttoms
Cows were flying and moos pooing while the young children
of Wasd were flying with their weapons of the past.
Now was the easy part, the time to fart all the way
across the Piggy Ocean, to the other country
that housed that town of Suna
So Samdor of Doginbreath teleported to Suna.
After finding a dark cave with plenty of lights to illuminate the entire
Universe.
Samdor of Doginbreath has arrived to the town of Suna
and finds himself to be a poor lad with no
money. Samdor robs the bank
and now has 10 billion Fonilis, and was lucky enough
to have robbed the bank, that was giving all of its Fonlis...
Fonlis to the first person to want to rob it. Now
with all the Fonlis Samdor needed. He requires a wife
So after buying a new house Samdor of Doginbreath went for a walk
and saw a girl who was walking a dog. He fell in love... in a love pit
with bears and bees of the sun
Samdor got out of his mind and saw a flower that was black and defecating on him
He then received the power of ultimate illusion,
and flew back up.There were soldiers
shooting the innocent. Samdor said,
"I am Wainer
and I will save you all!" Samdor uses his
illusions to scare the soldiers into circles
that girl he fell in love with him and
Samdor of Doginbreath was accused of Witchcraft
and was sentenced to suffer fire within prison
cells forever. And they lived happily
forever in their new home. That is the end
Now wasn't that a nice story?! PRICES AREN'T THE ONLY THINGS
GETTING SLASSHHHHEDA HUMHHUMNUHM