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Hi.
It is about ten o'clock in the morning
and it is the first day back to school of the new semester
and already I haven't done my homework.
I have... four hours? Four hours
until my class starts and about
40 pages of reading to do. Let's see how it goes.
You know what I'm wondering? I'm wondering if
snow is really that necessary to the survival of all living things.
Like, they tell you that if you kill all of the mosquitoes
then the spiders have nothing to eat and then everything above the spiders has nothing to eat
and in The Sound of Thunder the guy kills the butterfly and the election changes
but I really don't think snow is that important and if it is maybe not
maybe not that much snow.
I think that's a little ridiculous.
Fun story: I walked into class and my professor
for film told me why she became a professor and involved her previous
employer beheading his wife.
So that's fun.
Probably never story I'll forget.
Mostly I'm just concerned because I'm pretty
sure cold makes your bladder smaller
and I really need to find a bathroom but I hate public bathrooms.
So this should be a lot of fun.
Well, there is no bathroom in this building at all. It's probably the only building on campus that doesn't have one.
It's really unfortunate.
And now I'm back outside
and I'm cold again and I didn't put my gloves on. This is a real problem.
All of the stalls on the first floor are used. This is a real problem.
Hopefully there's a bathroom on the second floor. I really have to use the bathroom.
the reason I don't use public bathrooms is because
when you poop you have to poop quietly and if I'm gonna poop I'm g--
Nope nope nope nope. Pack my bags. Pack my bags.
I'm moving to a desolate area in northern Russia after what just happened.
Oh my God. Pack my bags. I'm leaving.
Never speak to me again.
I don't understand. Nobody was pooping while I was pooping.
I need to reevaluate my life. I need to reevaluate my choices.
Well that was fun. I swear I checked to see if anyone was in that bathroom.
Obviously I was mistaken.
so embarrassing. Why am i allowed out into the world?
Nobody knows. I'll see you tomorrow.