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Dear mommy, as is the first year ...
...that i'm not home in my *** birthday, as you like to say.
I have decided to write you and send you some drawings I 扉e made
When I woke up I was veeery happy!
I went to the living room to unwrap my gifts!
But it was nothing there! When I was wondering where my presents may be...
...Angelo told me: Gifts? Oh yeah! n the bathroom i扉e left you...
...a smelly and floating one.
A water lily! And I went running very exited to the bathroom.
It was not a water lily.
And you don愒 have a brain! hahahha
Was then when I decided to call all my friends...
...to celebrate my birthdday party!
Hello!! I惴 Evilio! Do you want to come to my birthday...
...party? There will be chips!
Telephone: Evilio? Ehummmm... I don愒 live here anymore, I扉e moved. Byyyyyeee!
- Your birthday? Uufff, I have to...eeeehhh! Go *** yourself!
- Live me alone freak!
- Eeeehhhh, when you listen the signal it will be 3 p.m.
- Wellou see...I can愒 go but...Can you help me buried some bodies..?
Then I扉e realizad that, again, nobody will come to my birthday.
And this time, I didn愒 even have the cardboards you made...
...of my friends as at home!
Going back home, I realize that I was lost, and I was veery hungry!.
And then, I saw the solution!
They were jummy jummy! And I was very happy
And when I arrived home! What a surprise!
There were all my friends waiting for my birthday party!
Everydoby: Happy birthday, jerkow!!!
We had lots of fun!! Everybody was dancing and changing of color...!
- Hey look, I felt bad and I bought you...
What the hell is doing this ***??
- Oh yeaaah music! How many lights! How great everybody here!
- Holly crap, he is so high.
- yeahh, the conga line with tentacles!
- Bah...is was crap anyways.