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AN IDIOT
Dad, what is an idiot?
An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas
in such a strange and long way
that another person who is listening to him can not understand him
Do you understand me?
NO
DIFERENCES BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR BOSS
When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
When doing something without being told
you're overstepping authority
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.
When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.
A young girl at school is being told of by the teacher
"You never get anything right, " complains the teacher
"What kind of job do you think you'll get when you leave school?"
And the child replies
"I want to work on TV as a weather girl."