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Suprice butt secks, ahaaahaaa
I'm Kaboom i've never been in the army, I'm going to school for 4 years.
I fail at English, Dutch, science.
Yesterday my mom told me, that she doesn't love me.
Now, i'm going to hunt people.
I'm Kaboom and today we are going to hunt people, we are searching.
Look, there.
Kaboom found people right-away because of his perfect smelling skills, that he got when he fell in a tub full of swiss cheese.
He had to walk very slowly or else the humans would spot him get scared and run away.
When kaboom got close suddently it started to run really fast and he had to chase it.
Damn, I lost them lets hide.
The smart humans outran kaboom but this time he won't fail, he uses his stealth abilitys to cross the road without being seeing.
Just wait, before the come and we are going to do a sneak attack.
Than he found the pefect hiding spot.He watched loads of ''man vs wild'' episodes so he knew what a hinding spot should be.
I see them, we are going to do a sneak attack.
His plan worked, now he only had to wait for the stupid humans to pass so he could do his sneak attack.
There are comming.
There they where, not knowing about what is going to happen. Kaboom got ready for his perfectly planed attack that can not posably fail.
There they are, tonight we are going to eat human.
Than kaboom attacked the humans, they where lighting fast and very strong but kaboom ran like hell and went faster than Chuck Norris.
Yes, we have him look..
Tonight this is our dinner, lets eat him.
This is there drinking pool and tonight we are going to hunt them.
This drinking pool is a common place for humans to get a quick drink. Kaboom uses his wide knowledge that he learned from Wikipedia to use this oppertunerty as a new advatage to capture more humans.
There is the prey, we are going to catch him on his drink.
The stupid humans where drinking, Kaboom had to be very quete or else it would hear him and run away.Luckily kaboom has exelent stealth ability's that he learned when playing Splinter Cell.
There he is.
Look...
He went slow... really slow...
Today i saved people from people,and now the world is save again.
Kaboom saved humanity from humans and the humans where save again from humans. It would not take long until humans will treathen humans again so he had to think like humans now.
What.... No....
Don't you have to count down? No...
DUDE!!! DUDE!!!