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Titzi, I have a new idea for a commercial!
Yeah?
Listen up!!
A president begins a war because of some döners.
It's very brutal and very ***!
Cool
Titzi, what's bothering you?
Here is my fortune cookie:
“I am pregnant.”
Read your fortune.
Ok…
Hello Titzi, Ibo!
Oooo fortune cookies! I love fortune cookies.
Can I have one?
Thank you!
“You aren't going to be a father.”
That's a relief!
That was Ibo's fortune!
Ahh Ibo, you aren't becoming a father. Titzi, you're lucky!
No, I'm not lucky.
Ibo won't be a father, but I am pregnant!
That is the truth.
What?
I don't understand.
Men never understand anything.
Ok, ok I'll go watch TV.
Who is the father?
You don't want to know.
Who?!
Jens... Jens...
...the Gangster. Jens is the father.
What? That's disgusting!
Why him? Don't you love me?
Ibo, I'm sorry.
You work with your commercials all day long.
I'm lonely.
That's nonsense!
I'm finished.
My girlfriend...she's pregnant…
She's pregnant?? That is very bad!
Ouzo!
Ouzo!
I'm not the father of the baby!
Titzi has another man, a gangster!
That is very very bad! Ouzo!
Ouzo!
Ouzo!!
Ouzo!!!
Ouzo!!!!
I'm not the father! Ouzo!!!
Thanks a lot.
To be or not to be - that is the question.
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows...
What are you doing here, eh? Is that a poem? Shakespeare?
Ehhhh... no, no!
What are you doing? Gangsters don't read!
I know. I, I... made a joke! And you thought that I liked to read?
Very good, buddy! Very good!
For a minute, I believed you!
Yeah, you know... I'm always making good jokes.
Come on! We're going to the Döner restaurant. I'm hungry!
Good, good! We'll meet at the restaurant.
That was close!
My friends don't know that I'm very sensitive.
But it's true: I like the arts, I want to be an actor, and I love Titzi.
And now she's bringing our child into the world.
They do not love that do not show their love.
The course of true love never did run smooth.
O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?
Deny thy father and refuse they name!
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,
and I'll no longer be a Capulet!
Shall I hear more, or shall I speak at this?
What's in a name?
That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet;
Romeo, doff thy name, and for thy name,
which is no part of thee, take all myself!
I take thee at thy word.
Call me but love, and I'll be new baptiz'd;
Henceforth I never will be Romeo.
What ***!
Learn how to act!
That's something new. A pregnant Juliet and a fat Romeo.
And him? The drunk ex-boyfriend?
Is he a role in the audition?
You're a stupid cow!
And he is bad!
I'm afraid that he is not.
What man art thou, that, thus bescreen'd in night,
So stumblest on my counsel?
By a name I know not how to tell thee who I am.
OK, very good.
May I ask, how will you have a child and act in the theater at the same time?
This is nonsense! The baby should be mine!
Ibo, I don't want it to come to this..
I'm a lover, not a fighter, but
I must defend my woman and my honor if you won't leave!
Fight with me!
Stop! I think the baby is coming!!
My baby! My baby!
Are you scared?
Yeah.
Do you love Titzi?
Yeah.
Do you want the child?
Yeah, I want it…
Sit down.
But I have never smoked in front of you...
It's okay with me.
I'd also like a cigarette.
Thank you very much.
You should marry Titzi. The child...
The child must have a father.
But…
No.
The child needs his father.
Thank you.
Hello!
Oh my god!
Ibo, Ibo... will you help us?
What?
Do you want to be the godfather?
Yes! Naturally!
Godfather… Godfather…
Three Döner, please!