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On this episode of Scott Vs Box, I open up the limited edition Star Wars Xbox 360 bundle,
with all kinds of goodies inside. Including a 320 gigabyte hard drive, a C3P0 controller,
and R2D2 Xbox, and even more! The best part is, is that I'll be a *** again once I
open it! Do you hear that ladies? ***.
(SINGING)
(EXPLOSION)
This is the Xbox 360 Kinect Star Wars limited edition bundle package. And the one thing
we see on the front we have C3P0 and R2D2 waving to you because they're your only friends,
no one else, you're all alone. We turn it to the side here, ooh, a preview of all the
goodies. There's the system and the Kinect and yeah yeah spoiler alert. We get it. Ah,
here's another picture here, ooh, look right there, there's the system on Tattooine, because
that's where you would keep your system, out in a desert, that makes a lot of sense. Do
not sell before April 2012. Too bad it's February 12th, 2004. The future. Oh, look at this a
fancy thing. A folder of somely kind. That opens in a weird way. What is that? Trying
to act like it's a fancy set up guide. It's just a folder, what is that, ooh! Is this
a poster I can hang up on my wall? In my basement! While I'm rocking out with my garage band!
Yes it is. The very picture of R2D2 crapping out a system, well that's fun. Alright, see
the system in side there, pull it out, It's got that there, so we'll go ahead and play
with this, this to send, alright, let's, get this wrapped in some, some sort of coat, some
sort of alien presence on the box. Oh yes, we break through, oh it is sleek and glossy,
huh? Look at that, look at that, ooh, nerd wet dreams, got symbols here, uh, play in
your jug band, the ribbing on the sides, it's got a 320 gigabyte hard drive, some where,
and there's all the stuff in the back, so it's got HDMI, right there, AV right there,
other things there and there, you can just put your fingers in it once you put in there,
if you get really bored, industrial automation, very exciting, the I slips right in between
the A, yeah it does, alright, it's also go WI-Fi in it and stuff, ooh, there's the front
right there, and you push the power button right there, and there's other stuff right
there, oop! Warning, do not move console with disc in tray. That's true, I did that once,
early on before that was really well known, and I scratched up a disc a whole lot and
then I returned it to the store, and they gave me another one. They don't do that anymore,
they're wise. Whoa! two games! Kinect Star Wars, which I hear is terrible, and Kinect
adventures, which I hear is mildly terrible. We'll open those up very soon. I know you
nerds are just so, oh look nerds, it's the C3PO controller, (GASP) Yes, I'm not even
gonna open it. Sucka- no I will, oh you all got terrified, and you're gonna hit the you
dont like this button, but you do, you like this, you know you like this. Okay, here it
is, it's got the wiring, and it's gold, and let's see how easy it is to make fingerprints
on it, there it is, this will forever be fingerprinty! Is that fun? You can bring friends over, and
play uh, play CSI, okay, very, very light, oh cause they ain't got get, see what they
got here, hey! It's my favorite, it's always my favorite, it's, that's right, say it with
me, suppositories, that's great, alright ooh! A headset! So you can talk to all of your
friends playing games online. Or total strangers, and little children, because no girls play
video games, so I've learned to discover anyway. I got a Wall-E everybody! Oh it's a Kinect!
Alright, fair enough, a bunch of junk in here, just a bunch of, stupid cardboard! Oh, but
here's the Kinect, surrounded by crap, and a little bar code right there, and it's white,
this is the only white Kiect that exists, not that it's, not that it's an issue of things
should be white or black, no big deal, alright, and ooh, unveiled, the white Kinect, yes.
There's a little plug on the back right there, it has a, it doesn't need a priest collar,
although I think I'm gonna keep the priest collar on mine, so I got a reverend Kinect
right there, yeah! Oh! Look at that, more cables, and a different case, this is their,
standard, standard audio visual calbes right here, it's got more things you put in the
back right there of your Xbox 360, I think we all understand what's going here. Ah, and
here's the big power plug battery thing, I don't know the technical terms for it if you
do, you can write it on the bottom and feel proud of your self, nobody cares. We're not
scientists. So alright, we got the back right here, and then on the inside, they got, ah
here's this thing, Xbox, important information, so be sure to- yeah, okay, now, now we'll
open up the games, and then surely after that I got a special surprise in case you didn't
know about this, in case you didn't know, what this console does. There is a special
sneak surprise, patented knife right there, opening up, this lousy game, where you get
to be a Jedi, dressed in sweat pants, yes, oh let's see what the back has to say before
we completely open. The controller you are. Wha! That's just bad English, oh it's a Yoda
thing to make you feel comfortable, step into Star Wars and experience a new galaxy of gameplay!
Where you look like a total loser in front of your family, that they can mock you for
days and weeks on end. Stomp, grab and throw storm troopers as a powerful rancor monster,
alright well that sounds neat, I'm sure it's done poorly. Speed past rivals to become a
pod racing champion, no. Dance for your life as Jabba the Hutt and other characters, that
sounds like a terrible idea, I do not want to dance in front of Jabba and be his sex
slave. Okay, well I'll open it up here, ow! Game demos, just for fun!, That's pathetic.
Uh and the game itself, the Kinect game, and ooh, a game on download connect to get a bonus
C3PO character, lemme just turn it over for you to get the code, oh, denied, not gonna
do it this time, chumps. Ooh, see? don't, if women say no, stay away from them, because
they will kick out your thighs, she's a brazilian jiu jitsu artist, these are all uninteresting
games, that if you say hey, do you want to play this game, and white people are all like
naw, man, step off, get away, and black people are like say what? Man they're so different,
and there's more stuff on the back, blah blah blah, alright and then it got if you can get,
pulmonary disorders or you know you hurt yourself, Kinect adventures! There's so much stuff inside
of this thing. It's unbelievable, it's a treasure trove cavalcade of goodies, and now let's
what we have here, oh we know that this white kid is the leader, cause he has an A, and
he's white, and then there's a white girl, who's also a friendly leader, cause she has
an A, and then the black guy dies first. We all have seen Jurassic Park, we know even
Spielberg does it. And then oh! That's them up there, see that? that's them living out
there Kinect people, through their avatars, so exciting, It's rated E for everyone. But
not everyone wants to play. You are the controller! See, there's proper english, yeah, you just
hang with your wife, hanging ten on a raft, totally sweet, not in your bedroom making
love or anything exciting like that, Explore the world, and beyond. Wearing green shirts,
and pink belts, will you break though? Hands, arms, feets and legs, trying to bash your
way on beyond the wall? That, who cares, what is this A all about, it's all over, alright,
let's pop it open. Uh, a sensor calibration card, I've never messed with a Kinect, so
save this card, don't put it in the garbage, like your baby. Whoa! There's a smiley face,
why is there a, I guess, why cant I use my own face, I'd rather use my own face, I'm
throwing that card away. I'm gonna use my own face. Then I'll figure it out. Oh, it's
the crazy wack a doo cant use it, when that's fun. A, oh, Kinect Adventures! I get it. The
A, so we got a thing here, you just put on that smiley face when they give you, to put
that there, pull your wiener out if you want, if you're a guy. Um, Picking your avatar,
uh, I'll kinds of going on adventures, stomping on a fat squirrel or rodent, or whatever that
is, and then uh there's balls on fire, and uh other stuff, and oh so exciting, so much
instructions, on a game where you're supposed to use your whole body, and you shouldn't
be reading a book, so there's your game, and now now the resistance piece-
Alright, so I'm now plugging in the Xbox console, and special surprise-
(R2D2 SOUNDS) Whoa! Did you hear that? (R2D2 SOUNDS) Wow! I touched it and it says
stuff. Listen again. (R2D2 SOUNDS) That translates to go outside, and meet a girl, thanks R2D2.
Now let's open her up! (R2D2 SOUNDS) Whoa, did you hear that? (R2D2 SOUNDS) You know
what that translates to, I'll let you listen one more time. (R2D2 SOUNDS) That translates
to you should worry about inserting other things, and it's not talking about game discs!
Wow, so exciting, that's the Star Wars limited edition Xbox connect system, with all kinds
of extra goodies, what do you ahve to say R2? (R2D2 SOUNDS) That's right.