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Hi I'm the Star Goddess and here's how to spot a Capricorn. Ruled by the planet Saturn,
Capricorns are pretty easy to pick out of a crowd because they are the most serious
people on the planet. When their faces relax the corners of their mouths turn down so they
always look like they are mad, like J. Edgar Hoover. These are tough boys and girls. Mohamed
Ali and George Frazier. Wirey dark haired folks like Julia Louis Dreyfuss and Victoria
Principal they are rarely commanding in height except for Labron James and they are rigid
in their opinions. Howard Stern and Rush Limbaugh who were both born on the same month and the
same day. And these guys are the symbol is the mountain goat. And they pick a goal for
themselves and they climb and they climb and you can knock them down like Richard Nixon.
And they get up, dust themselves off and keep climbing for the top again. They make great
today show hosts. Meredeth Viera, Matt Lauer and Katie Couric and they usually have dead
pan delivery like Paula Poundstone and Bebe Neuwirth. They are renown for their bad knees
and aching joints much like poor Tiger Woods. And you can find them in any work place diligently
arriving early and leaving late. Giving them the ability to amass a ton of money like Howard
Hughes. But the things they create are enduring and often times their legend lives on after
they are gone much like Elvis Presley. So that's how you spot a Capricorn and that's
better living through astrology.I'm Janet Sciales the Star Goddess.