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THERE'S THIS BILLBOARD.
IT SAYS, "IF YOU ARE DYSLEXIC, PLEASE CALL."
IF YOU'RE DYSLEXIC,
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO CALL !
YOU CAN'T READ THE SIGN.
HOW THE *** ARE YOU GONNA GO TO SCHOOL
TO PAY FOR THE SCHOOLING TO GET THE RENT
TO STOP BEING DYSLEXIC ?
WHO WOULD LIKE TO SEE A CLASSIC SPAGHETTI BIT ?
YES, THE SPAGHETTI BIT !
ALL RIGHT, SPAGHETTI, YEAH !
JUST PICTURE ME AND MY WIFE, MY EX WIFE--
'CAUSE MY EX WIFE USED TO DO
STUPID *** LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME.
IT'S ALMOST LIKE BEING MARRIED
OR HAVING AN EX WIFE THAT COULDN'T COOK.
SHE WENT AND MADE A POUND OF SPAGHETTI FOR ME
IN A *** SAUCEPOT AT THE HOUSE.
IN A LITTLE SAUCEPAN-- YOU COULD MAKE ROTINI IN THERE,
YOU MAKE MALT-O-MEAL IN THERE.
SHE WANTS TO MAKE TEN POUNDS OF SPAGHETTI
IN THESE TWO ***' POTS.
YOU WARM UP A ***' JAR OF PREGO SAUCE--
( heckler ) TELL THE ***' JOKE, WILL YOU ?
SHUT UP, *** !
SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP.
I SAID, "SAUCEPAN ?
"PAN -- *** YOU STUPID ***.
THAT'S A SAUCEPOT."
YOU'RE BANNED AGAIN.
( woman ) WOO !