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So if you're finishing when I'm finishing, you can pick me up.
Rather than me paying the money, you can pick me up. I'll buy you something.
Like a chocolate or something.
A what?
A chocolate.
A chocolate? Yeah
I don't want to buy him a Subway or something, he's going to be eating....
Or you could buy him a gold chain.
Oh yeah. Save one pound on the *** bus ticket and I'm going to buy him a gold chain. Yeah whatever.
Can I go online please?
Yeah. I've got to check a few things.
Can you stop doing that - that is just *** taking the *** now.
Let's just hope your engine starts working soon so you can drive the damn thing around.
No no, I want to go on there. Can I just sit there?
No you can't sit here.
Oh come on!
I need to sit down
No you don't.
Oh ***'s sake!
Oh look a video camera!
You missed the best thing ever. Did I not phone and tell you?
You phoned Nick I think.
Alright listen to this, this is the best thing ever. Listen to this. This is worth capturing on video camera.
We were lying on the common, drinking. No, you know this is true, Alex.
We were lying on the common just drinking.
And then some guy got stark *** naked, on the common yeah, completely, strolled across University Road
And walked in to the library, completely naked with his todger hanging out and everything.
We were like what the *** yeah?
And we were all watching weren't we? And he walked out, what, about 2 minutes later?
Yeah and he was completely stark *** naked and then after that, 4 security guys walked out on to the
lawn. They were like "Who was naked? Who was naked" and he put his clothes on.
And they were like nahhh what's going on here?
He had actually been completely naked. I've got some EXCLUSIVE..
OHHHH
I actually said to him "And why did you feel the need to be naked?"
But er my phone couldn't capture it all.
It was quite good. There he is, naked.
That's him naked, look can you see him?
Can you see him naked yeah?
No he's not naked at all, he's wearing stuff.
Yeah he is naked, clearly naked
Can I have a look, I want to see the guy.
I mean not see the guy but...
Coz some of my friends do that, that's why.
Is he your mate?
No.
So today you got pissed and looked at naked men.
No, today I'm on my way to get pissed and I'm going to get more pissed.
Does anyone want er...
Did you have your last exam today?
Yeah he's finished today.
A yoghurt pineapple sweet?
How much was that camera?
About um £200.
REALLY? £200?
Yeah I think it was just about that.
Is it...
You got £5000?
No, they increased it to £3800. So I've got another two G to play with! How good's that?
Two.... G What are you going to do with it?
FYEO?
One of my mates, er Neil, he's not from ECS. What was he saying?
Oh he was saying he can't (go to FYEO) because he's a really hardcore Christian or something.
Harcore Christian. Yeah but Christianity promotes the nudity if anything else.
Well there you go. Exactly.
But I couldn't be arsed to argue with him. Nah
Like if you don't want to have a dance mate, it's your loss.
Mind you, he can't be a cheapskate because he went in there with us, so.
That's what they're asking for, the nudity. It's the whole core of being Christian in my respect.
Yeah back to nature.
Exactly! Adam and Eve kind of times.
Back to nature, in a high-class stripping institute with alcohol credit cards.
It's not a stripping institute, it's more a gentlemen's club.
Exactly.
So what are you *** doing tonight then?
Why are you all here? Have you all still got exams?
You know what, I don't like this idea of some kind of filming. What is this?
I've got four exams left.
Did you buy this recently or something? Yeah
Oh my God, it's so good!
How much was this?
It's not really that good, it's kind of
How much was this?
Was it £180?
One hundred and eighty pounds?
It wasn't much.
Oh oh Hold one. £180?
Yeah I think it was 180. That's amazing, what off ebay or something?
Unbeatable.co.uk
That definitely is unbeatable.
I'm half pissed. I'm not massively pissed, I'll remember this.
What you want to do is do the um....
Do you know what I want to do, is go...
What you should do is do the optical illusion on the door by going up to where the speaker is...
Yeah.
Walking towards it, looking at the door.
Look at the door.
Look at the dot, in the middle of the door.
Yeah and walk towards it.
What walk towards this?
Yeah mind the speaker.
Do I have to walk in any kind of fashion?
Stare at the dot and walk towards it.
Yeah a bit faster.
Stare at the dot, yeah?
Mind the speaker, Ad!
Oh what's the point of that?
Didn't you see anything?
No. Oh.
Do you want to try it?
Go on Alex, give it a go.
*** HELL! WOAH! That's AMAZING!
What is it?
Nice to see Adam realises!
***! What? It's so good.
It's a dot.
Yeah but move forward, move forward. Look at it. AHHHHHHHHH!
How on earth does that work?
Where did you get that from?
Man you need to get your eyesight checked out.
It's so funny, Adam's immune to it!
I actually don't understand.
Come here. Mind the speaker. Look at the dot, yeah? Don't look at the rings around the outside.
Notice the rings, but stare at the dot and walk towards it.
Maybe it's your bloodstream mate.
His brain's tired after exams.
Yeah. You've got no brains left now.
Oh that's so good.
Can't you even.... You can't see what's going on there? Come back when you've got no alcohol in your blood.
That's not going to happen soon.
See now that's not funny. You're taking the *** out of me....
I'm just joking man.