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[Intro]
VOICEOVER: The sound of success...
... the taste of fear
... the smell of victory...
Over the last fifty years, McLaren have known them all...
The greatest drivers in the history of Formula One.
PROFESSOR M: McLaren's 50th anniversary, eh? This should be a night to remember.
JENSON BUTTON: So, who's hosting this prestigious event then?
I'll be, er, 'rocking the mic' tonight, chaps.
SERGIO PEREZ: You're joking man?
Indeed I will be joking, Sergio. I have a couple of zingers right here. Whoops-a-daisy!
50 years of racing... 50 years of McLaren!
And now, please welcome on stage today's stars of McLaren: Mister Jenson Button and Mister Sergio Perez!
Ola!
Yes, yes! We're here... I know!
... And your host for this evening, Professor M!
Just... get the cards in the right order... Good evening, every-- Oh, you're over there.
So... how many McLaren engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Well, technically "none", because here at the McLaren Technology Centre we use high carbide, pure tungsten filaments.
Not so much a joke as a, er, [Coughs] fact. I'll do another one...
Knock Knock!
No? Okay, let's let's press on...
Ladies and gentlemen, let's begin our journey through the history of McLaren
The drivers, the cars, and all the statistics, which I'll be presenting to you over the next four hours!
Four hours?!! Of this?!
Man, where are the emergency exits?
The McLaren brand began fifty years ago, and from the start, it was a story of success.
VOICE: Balderdash!
Good heavens, that's all I need! I'm sorry?
VOICE: I'm doon here.
I said, you're talking out of your tail pipe, Professor.
You don't know the first thing about how McLaren started.
And and how exactly would you know?
OLD MECHANIC: 'Cos I was there...
Well, people haven't come to hear your story, sir. With respect, I have the stage, and I hold the mike.
Er... Chaps?!
Aye, thanks.
Er... Chaps?!
As I was saying...
... the real story of McLaren began long ago, back in 1953,
...eh, what do you mean end of part 1, I havent' even started yet!