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does anybody remember when we did they
are stupidest date it was one of our
traditions here did
without violating
identified the stupidest day but we're
not doing it anymore
uh... we have something even more timely
it's the *** stepchild of america
stupid state
it's the real-time search for america is
crazy iski
figures it out there
sad knuckled writers in congress these
days we thought it was worth trying to
identify
the eight craziest of the crazy
and here they are joe barton a speeding
john yang paul brown low ego merged
scott darial a steve stockman and
perennial powerhouse michelle bachman
there's our match up our first contest
leaders know that meeting of the
mindless between taxes you know cool joe
barton
and that was not greater steve j
astrology over recently claimed humans
couldn't be the cause of climate change
because in the bible
noah's flood was caused not by humans
but by god
and that's good enough for me
and by me i'm you know homeschooled four
year old with a head injury
but barton doesn't just deny climate
change a device that carbon dioxide is
bad for you
i'm not kidding he claimed c_o_ two is
the dangerous get that's founded arraee
noted joe barton humans don't breathe
perrier
joe also worried that if we build too
many wind farms
it could slow down the weekend
which would cause temperatures to go up
you can read this and other joe barton
the reason the latest issue of
not scientific american
leveling out crazy fans in the great
state of iowa comes the insanely brand
of the plains congressman steve damien
they will not be out crazy done climate
change and twenty two and he said the
fact that it was a snowy day in america
meant that quote liberals
environmentalist and al gore's of the
world will wrong on the science
which is like saying this sunday's agree
all the guys last night it dot dark
last week steve announced for the boston
marathon bomber was probably
a saudi national here on a student visa
which should make us rethink immigration
reform
wrong law m wrong
they trifecta instantly based on the
internet rumors and baseless dairies
that's the steve king trade mart
king is also naturally a birth or a one
speculated that the whale bombers
parents got his birth announcement into
why in this paper it was
white telegram from kenya
i'd say you can't make this *** up but
obviously you can edit
yeah i take that rational thought
their privacy
fundamental impregnate eight thirteen
year old girl and then quote
take that girl off the playground polar
across the state line
force her to get an abortion to a
renegade the evidence of this crime and
bring her back and dropped her off at
the swing set
and that's not against the law of the
united states
actually stay intact is against the wall
so you should really stop telling it
leaned on my clothes on our
list their uh... he said today
this administration the a-bomb intrusion
has so many muslim brotherhood members
that have influence that they are just
making wrong decisions for america
and is going to say
you know democrats in the price but
the blue team
nevers anyone who said she did
flawed clock
if anyone disagree
friday from louisville
request we we started a very exciting
round robin turner mature i call it made
madness where we were on
kinds on any of that the blessed me we
did steve can congressman seeping in
then congressman joe barton this is our
attempt to find it
americans
all right let's go to that
small but michelle bachman is coming up
later on
are we are we to match up however this
is in the white man looked like two
lesbians division
ha
had paid for all of this trial it's a
blue ink on march
against tennessee to daggers got dejar
l_a_ first stop on the crazy trade texas
where louis
wal-mart is the preferred congressman
for people who find it
the *** and deliver and still
intellectual
combining ignorance religion ethnicity
and poor deductive reasoning skills this
mental midget can't do it all
after the boston bombings he said the
obama administration had quote
so many moslem brotherhood members
they just are making wrong decisions for
america
walk it's his appeal mccarthy were
reincarnated and then dove into an empty
pool
government also says muslim terrorists
are gathering in mexico wording spanish
and training to slip into this country
and forward
act like they're kiss panic
so that's why my guard has been wearing
a burger king
in fact some of the jihad ease up
perfected their hispanic routine so well
they've already been impregnated by
arnold schwarzenegger
the
on another note link claims oil
pipelines are good for nature
because they make animals forty
he said that he said quote when caribou
want to go on a date they head over to
the pipeline
her what novelty first
tight as good a white is such an expert
on reindeer sex but i'm afraid of the
answer
what whole-body rats had to go outward
faces stiff competition intimacies
scott dejar lay he's not just shaped
like a decking is warranted
scott's claim to fame is he's a
conservative pro-family pro-life doctor
who during his first marriage had
affairs with at least two abrasions
three co-workers and a pharmaceutical
rap sadhana mark sanford
but
one side your doctor might be a little
shady twenty points to your *** and
says i can give you something for that
huh
and puts the rubber glove off his ***
well congressman disha relation abuse
some kind of glove because when he got
his patient for a good mister pro-life
record her into getting an abortion
which all came out during his divorce
from his wife who had to abortions offer
our own
instructors are letter ready more
pro-life bbca link this is the breakdown
her
we're more sure
sex investors has had two of them were a
spaceship this guy is in the congress
would be the character on one life to
live
and i swear to you his twenty twelve
campaign slogan was
trust and faith
which is like gordie howe running on a
platform of error antique
gentler desperate
time for our final installment of the
country's most embarrassing competition
the search for america's craziest
congressman
powerful ad on america's demos
bolstering congressman branch of
government that brought you did you go
to sonny bono
and go for from the love boat
this week's para not just a danger to
democracy there a day to themselves and
others
let's go to the brac up
bracket are words rematch up its georgia
not baseball brown against the nam stole
from the north
minnesota's michelle bachman
let's start with congressman brownie
equals bowl bamaca marxists who wants to
destroy us from the inside
which admiral georges the long way of
saying black
route is a medical doctor doesn't
believe in embryology
who also opposes abortion on the ground
inputs storks out of work
he says scientific data
show the earth is nine thousand years
old and much like it's a big doubt it
he means and email from his cousin
cleats
and this guy sits on the house
subcommittee on the science
psych at the committee on quite angel's
services
was chaired by wesley snipes
congressman brad once declared
scientists all over this world said that
the idea of human induced global climate
change is a hopes
no paul he'll say that
scientists say what the *** is paul
brown and why you see it
but my favorite wall brown quote is
all that stuff i was told about
evolution embryology big *** theory all
that is live straight from the pit of
hell
that i mentioned he's a doctor
doc it hurts when i pay there's a debate
in your car
what they can move up in this way
without first getting past the reigning
queen of kooks
the thriller in vanilla
the MVP of
w t f
michelle bachman and
any discussion of MBach must begin
with the fact that when she's driving in
she blinks oncoming motorists and she's
saying you're brights are on
michelle once claimed that the founding
fathers worked tirelessly until slavery
was not more in the united states
and that from now on thomas jefferson's
slave should be referred to as friends
with benefits
She once stated that
planned parenthood had vowed to become
the lens crafters of abortion
which is both not true and a terrible
slogan
angiogenesis seven ph peanin vaccine
causes mental retardation based on a
scientific study or an f_b_i_ report
that'll hold that would require reading
no woman came up to her after a debate
and send the vaccine made her daughter
retarded
to which michelle replied
"Mom?"
When michele bachmann ran for president
the associated press admitted they
stopped fact checking her because it
would "overload the system"
and for that michelle bachman gets our 2013 craziest congressman...
and bring uh...