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Has this ever happened to you?
Mom. I need help with this problem.
Suddenly loud Heavy Metal music blasts in from the closed door leading to the garage.
Bob, do you have to be so loud? The kids are trying to do homework in here.
Honey, this weekend is the only time me and guys can jam.
Oh, Dad!
Announcer: Is rock & roll ruining your life? Maybe it’s time to join Rock & Roll Rehab.
Part of our patented twelve step Rock and Roll Rehab program involves
hearing the sad, sometimes tragic testimonies of individuals just like yourselves...
rock and roll fans, that is.
This poor soul I’m about to introduce to you has wasted what could have been
a happy and successful career in the law or medicine or rocket science,
well, probably not any of those fields, but something respectable,
if not for the insidious rock and roll bug that bit him while still only a child.
So now I’ll let him tell you his own true, tragic story.
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Greg Piper and The Tooners.
Hi I'm Greg and I'm a Rockaholic!
All my life I thought I'd make it big
Never Have and Never Will
All I need is a paying gig
Never Have and Never Will
Never Have and Never Will
Never Have and Never Will
And by now I guess that I still
Never Have and Never Will
Never Have and Never Will
Never Have and Never Will
But I still want to
What should I do?
I say what should I do
To make you see, you gotta let me
ROCK!
WOW!
OOH - shake it now baby!
All my life I thought I'd reach the top
Never Have and Never Will
And now my wife says it's time I stop
Never Have and Never Will
Never Have and Never Will
Never Have and Never Will
Never Have and Never Will
Never Have and Never Will
WOW!
APPLAUSE! Thank you very much. Thank you!