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>> OH, AMERICA! WHAT'S UP?
YOU LOOK GREAT.
>> SOMETIMES ON OUR SHOW,
THERE'S JUST TOO MUCH DELICIOUS
GOODNESS TO SQUEEZE INTO AN
EPISODE.
>> ALL OF US HAVE TONS OF CRAZY
MOMENTS LIKE THAT THAT YOU'VE
NEVER SEEN.
>> SO I CAME UP WITH A BRILLIANT
IDEA TO TAKE THOSE MOMENTS AND
PUT THEM IN ONE EPISODE.
>> YES, SO, PLEASE, AMERICA.
SEND HIM "THANANK YOU" LETTERS,
BECAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE ALL
OF OUR UN-AIRED BONUS FOOTAGE.
LET'S GET YOLO!
>> WHAT'S YOLO?
>> YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE!
>> LET'S GET YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE?
>> YEAH.
>> THAT MAKES NO --
>> LET'S GET YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE
AND WATCH THOSE CLIPS RIGHT NOW.
>> THAT MAKES SENSE TO YOU.
TO YOU, THAT MAKES SENSE?
>> PREPARE FOR SOMETHING
AMAZING.
>> HEY, MUSTACHE, WHAT'S UP?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I WANT MY MOMMY!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!
>> LARRY!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> SO, HERE'S A BIT OF TRIVIA
FOR YOUSE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
BEFORE WE FILM A CHALLENGE, WE
DECIDE WHO GOES FIRST BY YELLING
"NOT IT."
>> NOT IT.
>> NOT IT.
>> NOT IT.
>> YOU'RE UP FIRST.
>> AH!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YOU LOSE, WHICH MEANS YOU'RE
UP FIRST, WHICH MEANS YOU'RE IN
FOR A TREAT.
FOOTAGE OF SALLY BOY OVER HERE
WORKING AS A RECEPTIONIST.
>> SIGN IN.
I NEED TO ASK YOU A COUPLE
QUESTIONS REAL QUICK.
>> PICK UP THE PHONE.
>> HEY, MAURICE, COULD YOU FIND
THE --
YES.
I COULDN'T FIND THE FILES FROM
EARLIER.
>> PUT YOUR FINGER UP.
PUT YOUR FINGER UP TO HER.
>> NOW, I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU.
JUST ONE SECOND.
>> ALL RIGHT.
NOW, JUST LEAVE IT THERE, SAL.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YEAH.
UH...WELL, I DID. I --
YES.
AFTER LUNCH, THEY DO THAT.
>> MOVE THAT FINGER CLOSER TO
HER.
GET IT CLOSER TO HER.
>> YEAH, I MEAN, IT DEPENDS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
ONE SECOND.
>> OKAY.
>> YEAH, I'M GONNA WORK OVERTIME
TONIGHT.
JUST ONE SECOND.
HOLD ON -- HOLD ON ONE SECOND.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, MAURICE...
[ LAUGHTER ]
JUST ONE SECOND, PLEASE.
TWO. UH-HUH.
>> GET THAT FINGER CLOSER TO
HER.
>> CLOSER! CLOSER!
>> LOOK HOW CLOSE IT LOOKS.
>> CLOSER.
>> WELL, YOU CAN TELL HIM THAT
JANET SAID THAT THEY'D BE THERE,
AND I PUT THE FILE ON HIS DESK.
I LEFT IT RIGHT WITH HIM.
YOU GOOD?
OKAY. THANK YOU.
[ SIGHS ]
I'M SORRY.
I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU.
[ LAUGHTER ]
WHAT WOULD YOU -- WHAT WOULD YOU
DO IF SOMEONE WENT LIKE THAT TO
YOU?
WOULD YOU KNOW IT WAS A JOKE, OR
WOULD YOU GET MAD, OR WHAT WOULD
YOU DO?
>> I WOULD LICK OR KISS THE
FINGER.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I WISH YOU WOULDN'T SAY
THINGS LIKE THAT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> ALL RIGHT, AMY.
>> OKAY, SAL, SO GIVE THIS WOMAN
A PEDICURE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> HE'S LOOKING AT THE OTHER
PEOPLE...
>> TO SEE WHAT THE OTHER PEOPLE
ARE DOING.
>> ...TO SEE HOW THEY GIVE A
PEDICURE.
>> HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN IN
NEW YORK?
>> WELL...
>> EVERYTHING SHE SAYS, TRY TO
REPEAT EXACTLY WHAT SHE'S SAYING
AS SHE SAYS IT.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
>> HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN UP IN
THIS NEIGHBORHOOD?
>> JUST, UM, SINCE JUNE.
>> JUST, UM, SINCE JUNE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Both: IT'S YOUNGER THERE AND
EUROPEAN.
>> GOOD? OKAY.
>> GENTLY SHUSH HER WHEN SHE
TALKS.
>> HOW LONG'S YOUR, UH, COMMUTE
ON THE SUBWAY?
>> HALF AN HOUR.
>> SHH.
>> HALF AN HOUR.
>> SHH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> IF I GET THE CON--
>> SHH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YOU SAID YOU WERE IN WHAT PART
OF BROOKLYN?
>> UH...
[ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]
>> SHH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> IT'S EXPENSIVE --
>> SHH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> OPEN-MOUTH SNEEZE ON HER
FOOT.
>> OH, MY GOD.
THAT WOULD BE AMAZING IF HE DOES
THAT.
>> [ SNEEZES ]
SORRY.
PUT THAT BACK IN.
[ ALL EXCLAIMING, LAUGHING ]
>> HE'S HIDING! HE'S HIDING!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YOU GUYS WERE MERCILESS WITH
ME ON THAT ONE.
>> IF -- IF YOU WERE --
>> SHH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
HI, HOW ARE YOU?
>> GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?
>> GOOD.
>> OKAY.
YOU'RE JUST PICKING UP OR --
YOU NEED TO TRY THEM ON.
OH, GOTCHA. OKAY.
>> GET READY TO COMPLIMENT THOSE
PANTS, SAL.
[ Deep voice ] THOSE ARE NICE
PANTS!
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ Normal voice ] DO IT. DO IT.
[ Deep voice ] HEY, LAURA, THOSE
ARE NICE PANTS!
>> [ Laughing ] DO IT. DO IT.
>> HEY, LAURA.
[ Deep voice ] THOSE ARE NICE
PANTS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> [ Normal voice ] OH, ANOTHER
PAIR OF PANTS.
[ Deep voice ] OH, THOSE ARE
NICE, TOO!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> LAURA...
THOSE ARE NICE PANTS, TOO.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I LIKE THOSE BETTER THAN THE
OTHER ONES.
>> OH, MY GOD!
THOSE ARE MY FAVORITE PANTS!
[ LAUGHTER ]
LAURA!
[ LAUGHTER ]
OH, MY GOD!
[ Voice breaking ] LAURA!
THOSE ARE MY FAVORITE!
YOU SEE LAURA'S PANTS?!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YOU SOUND LIKE, UH, THE
KOOL-AID GUY.
>> [ Deep voice ] OH, YEAH!
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ Normal voice ] ALL RIGHT.
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH WITH ME.
BUT STICK AROUND, BECAUSE WE
HAVE CLIPS FROM MURR COMING UP
NEXT.
>> WOE IS ME!
>> YOU KNOW, SOME PEOPLE DON'T
REALIZE THIS, BUT I'M ACTUALLY
A MASTERMIND.
>> THE MASTERMIND WITH THE
FOOL-PROOF PLAN.
>> YEAH, THAT NEVER WORKS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> SOMETIMES IT WORKS.
>> NO, NO, NO. ZERO.
EXACTLY ZERO TIMES IT WORKS.
>> THERE WAS ONE TIME.
>> NEVER.
>> NEVER.
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE MASTER
AT WORK.
>> ANGELO.
>> JAMES. NICE TO MEET YOU.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN A MEMBER
OF THE GYM?
>> UH...
>> HE'S BEEN GOING TO THIS GYM
FOR 20 YEARS?!
WHAT IS MURRAY GONNA TELL HIM?
>> DO YOU, UH, AEROBIC, AS WELL?
EVERY DAY YOU COME IN?
YOU'VE NEVER DONE AEROBIC
EXERCISE A DAY IN YOUR LIFE?
>> JUMPING JACKS. RIGHT NOW.
>> LET'S DO SOME CARDIO, OKAY?
>> DO IT!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> FASTER!
>> FASTER! FASTER!
>> LET'S DO IT A BIT FASTER.
>> GO! GO! GO! GO!
>> WANT TO BUILD UP A SWEAT.
>> YOU GOT TO BUILD UP A SWEAT.
THAT'S IT.
>> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL
RIGHT.
>> STOP. STOP SUDDENLY.
>> GOOD. TAKE IT SLOW.
TAKE IT SLOW.
TAKE IT SLOW.
>> WHEW.
>> MURR, JUMPING JACKS!
JUMPING JACKS!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> COME ON. FASTER. FASTER.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> THE WOMAN ON THE MAT.
LOOK AT THE WOMAN.
LOOK AT THE WOMAN ON THE MAT!
>> IN CIRCLES. GO IN CIRCLES.
>> GO IN CIRCLES.
CIRCLE IT UP.
THAT'S IT. RIGHT HERE.
I'M RIGHT HERE.
I'M RIGHT HERE.
I'M RIGHT HERE.
I'M RIGHT HERE. YOU AND ME.
>> ALL RIGHT. CALM DOWN.
>> WHEN YOU GET CAUGHT DOING THE
SAME ROUTINE, YOU'RE NOT MAKING
ANY PROGRESS.
YOU HAVE TO KEEP THE BODY
GUESSING BETWEEN AEROBIC...
>> MURR! JUMPING JACKS!
>> ...AND ANAEROBIC WORKOUT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> SPIN, SPIN, SPIN.
>> GO FREE FORM.
FREE FORM. SPIN AROUND.
SPIN AROUND.
>> THIS GUY'S JUST FOLLOWING
HIM.
>> THAT'S IT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND NOW IN MY FACE.
LET'S DO IT.
LET'S DO IT TOGETHER.
THAT'S IT.
THAT'S IT.
RIGHT HERE.
YOU ARE A MAN!
WHY'D YOU STOP, BRO?
>> I THOUGHT YOU WERE STOPPING.
>> OH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> IF ANY OF US WERE ON THE
FLOOR, WE WOULD HAVE BEEN DEAD.
>> IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A TOTALLY
DIFFERENT JOKE.
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN ABOUT KILLING
ONE OF US.
RIGHT.
>> DO A JUMPING JACK. GO.
JOE? WAKE UP. JOE?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I GOT TO TELL YOU, THOUGH.
YOU LOOK GREAT IN A HEADBAND.
>> THAT HEADBAND DID A GREAT JOB
KEEPING MY FOREHEAD OUT OF MY
EYES.
[ LAUGHTER ]
DO YOU PLAY?
NO.
>> NO?
YOU'RE DOING PRETTY GOOD.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
>> ASK HER WHAT HER NAME IS.
>> I'M JAMES, BY THE WAY.
BRANDI, NICE TO MEET YOU.
WHERE YOU FROM?
OH, IS THAT RIGHT?
>> BRANDI, I HAVE TO TELL YOU
SOMETHING.
>> I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING,
BY THE WAY.
>> I AM AN ARTIST.
>> I AM AN ARTIST.
>> I WROTE A SONG ABOUT YOU IN
MY HEAD RIGHT NOW.
>> AND I WROTE A SONG ABOUT YOU
IN MY HEAD RIGHT NOW.
>> AND I'M GONNA PLAY IT FOR
YOU, RIGHT NOW, ON THIS PIANO.
GO AHEAD, BUDDY.
>> EVERYTHING.
I HAVE EVERYTHING.
>> APPARENTLY, I'VE GOT
EVERYTHING.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ PIANO PLAYS ]
BRANDI.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
♪ BRANDI FROM GUAM ♪
♪ YOU ARE THE BOMB ♪
>> ♪ MY FACE MAKES YOU VOM ♪
>> ♪ MY FACE MAKES YOU VOM ♪
♪ BRANDI IS SO FROM GUAM ♪
[ LAUGHTER ]
♪ BRANDI FROM GUAM ♪
>> ♪ I'M HAIRY LIKE KING KONG ♪
>> ♪ I'M HAIRY LIKE KING KONG ♪
>> ♪ CAN I GET SOME? ♪
>> ♪ CAN I GET SOME? ♪
♪ OH, BRANDI ♪
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> OH!
>> ♪ BRANDI FROM GUAM ♪
♪ LEFT ME LIKE MY MOM ♪
[ LAUGHTER ]
IF I HAD A NICKEL FOR EVERY
WOMAN THAT'S RUN THAT FAST FROM
ME...
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> THAT GOT AWAY.
>> GOT AWAY.
>> GOT AWAY CHANGES THAT FIGURE
DRASTICALLY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ BLOWS ]
HE GETS MOST OF THEM BEFORE THEY
HIT THE HIGHWAY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> WE'RE ALL IN LUCK, BECAUSE WE
HAVE MORE NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN
CLIPS OF MURR PLAYING A
PODIATRIST.
>> OH.
GETTING DOWN WITH THE FEETSIES.
>> LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
>> OKAY.
SO, NOW, WHICH LEG IS HURTING
MORE?
>> FIX THE BACK OF THE CHAIR.
IT WASN'T FIXED FOR HER.
>> IT'S NOT MY FEET..
>> IS THIS NOT THAT COMFORTABLE?
LET ME TILT THIS BACK UP FOR
YOU, OKAY?
OOP. SORRY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> OH, DO IT BACK AND FORTH AND
UP AND DOWN.
[ Laughing ] KEEP MOVING HER UP
AND DOWN.
KEEP MOVING HER UP AND DOWN.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YEAH. THERE WE GO.
IS THAT BETTER?
>> OKAY, MURR, SAY, "ALL RIGHT,
SO WITH THE FEET..."
>> WITH THE FEET...
>> "YOU KNOW WHAT?
LET ME ADJUST THIS CHAIR."
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
LET ME ADJUST THE CHAIR.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> KEEP DOING IT!
>> IS THAT BETTER?
>> YEAH, IT'S GOOD.
>> A LITTLE MORE COMFORTABLE?
>> YEAH.
>> GREAT. OKAY.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
>> MURR, WE'RE JUST GONNA CHECK
OUT THIS FOOT RIGHT HERE.
>> I'M JUST GONNA CHECK THIS
FOOT OUT REAL QUICK, OKAY?
>> NOW JUST STAND UP, BUDDY.
POP RIGHT UP. STAND UP.
>> OKAY.
>> AND NOW SWING YOUR LEG OVER
IT SO YOUR *** IS FACING HER.
PUT HER LEG THROUGH YOUR LEGS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> THE FOOT, UH -- THE RIGHT
FOOT, DO YOU FEEL ANY PRESSURE?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YOU ALMOST GOT IT, BUD.
SWING AND A MISS.
>> DO YOU FEEL ANY PRESSURE WITH
THE RIGHT FOOT OVER HERE AT ALL?
>> SHE WENT TO GRAB HIS ***!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I'M GONNA GET THE DOCTOR REAL
QUICK ON THIS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> SHE DIDN'T KNOW ANYONE WAS
WATCHING HER.
>> RIGHT.
>> SO, THAT WAS JUST ALL FOR
HER.
>> YEAH.
>> WHAT'S ODD, THOUGH, IS THAT I
NEVER THOUGHT I HAD A JUICY
BUTTOCKS.
>> OH, GOD.
PLEASE DON'T -- PLEASE DON'T SAY
THINGS LIKE THAT.
>> WELL, I DON'T HAVE A
SQUEEZABLE BUTTOCKS.
>> OKAY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> MY BUTT IS KIND OF BONY AND
NOT SQUEEZABLE AND ENJOYABLE.
>> AFTER WE COME BACK FROM THE
BREAK, WE'LL SEE SOME CLIPS
ABOUT Q.
>> MY BUTT.
>> HEY, WELCOME BACK TO
"IMPRACTICAL JOKERS."
WE ARE TAKING A LOOK, TONIGHT,
AT NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN MOMENTS.
AND RIGHT NOW, IT IS Q'S TURN.
>> Q, HOW DO YOU DO IT, BUDDY?
>> HOW DO I DO WHAT?
>> JUST STUMBLE YOUR WAY THROUGH
EVERY DAY OF YOUR LIFE?
>> YOU KNOW, IT'S A SKILL.
>> NO MATTER WHAT TIME OF DAY IT
IS, YOU ALWAYS SEEM CRANKY,
TIRED, AND DISORIENTED.
>> ALL RIGHT. OKAY.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU GUYS SET OUT
TO MAKE ME LOOK THAT WAY.
I FEEL THIS NEW FOOTAGE IS GONNA
POSITION ME IN A NEW LIGHT.
>> OKAY. OKAY, OKAY.
SO, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT SOME
NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN, UN-AIRED Q
MOMENTS.
>> WE ARE FROM
SENSITIVITY COACHES,
INCORPORATED.
WE'VE BEEN HIRED TO COME SPEAK
WITH YOU TODAY ON SENSITIVITY IN
THE WORKPLACE.
OKAY.
PLEASE MAKE SURE TO REMAIN
PROFESSIONAL.
THESE ARE YOUR CLIENTS, YOUR
CO-WORKERS.
THEY ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS, AND
NICKNAMES --
>> TO MAKE THEM APPROPRIATE.
>> CORRECT.
>> FOR THE --
[ CHINESE MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> [ GROANS ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> WOW.
THAT WAS PROBABLY ACTUALLY THE
MOST RACIST MUSIC.
WHY DID WE PUT THAT IN?
>> IT CAME PRELOADED.
>> OH, OKAY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> INAPPROPRIATE NICKNAMES WOULD
BE, UH...
>> KUNG FU LOU.
>> KUNG FU LOU.
>> KUNG FU LOU.
UNLESS -- UNLESS HIS NAME IS
LOU...
>> AND HE HAPPENS TO DO KUNG FU.
>> THEN THAT'S JUST RESPECT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
ALL RIGHT.
>> OKAY.
UH...
[ HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> SO, INAPPROPRIATE NICKNAMES
FOR THIS GENTLEMAN IN THE
OFFICE.
OKAY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> BLACK-ARONI & CHEESE.
YOU GUYS AREN'T GONNA LIKE IF
SOMEBODY'S LIKE "YO, YOU SEEN
BLACK-ARONI & CHEESE?"
YEAH, RIGHT?
>> YOU MEAN, TREVOR?
[ LAUGHTER ]
NOW...
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
OKAY.
A KID IN A WHEELCHAIR.
[ LAUGHTER ]
UH, DON'T CALL THE KID IN THE
WHEELCHAIR "WHEELS."
>> WHAT'S UP, WHEELS?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> OH, MAN.
>> YOU ACTUALLY TACKLED JOE IN
SLOW MOTION AT THE END.
>> SOMETIMES I CAN'T TAKE IT,
MAN.
I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT.
>> BUT YOUR BODY LOOKS LIKE A
PUPPET.
YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU RELEASE --
>> LIKE A MARIONETTE?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> OH, MY GOD!
YOU DO THAT REALLY WELL.
ALL RIGHT.
SO, THERE'S STILL MORE OF Q.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT ANOTHER
NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN CLIP.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> HERE IT IS.
>> IT'S DECISION TIME.
>> PICK YOUR POISON!
>> CATCH SOMEONE IN A NET.
>> LIKE A FISHING NET.
>> NET US A PERSON.
>> OH, AND THROW A WATER BALLOON
AT SOMEONE.
>> YEAH, YEAH!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> THEY'RE BOTH GOOD CHOICES.
I KNOW IT'S LIKE, "WHICH ONE?
THEY'RE BOTH SO GOOD."
>> I HATE THE THREE OF YOU.
I'M GONNA CATCH SOMEONE IN A
NET.
>> OH!
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> YOU'RE GONNA TRY.
>> I'M IMMEDIATELY REGRETTING MY
CHOICE NOW THAT I'M HOLDING THIS
GIANT NET IN MY HAND.
>> LOOKS COMPLETELY NATURAL.
>> YES.
>> OH, OH, OH!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> HE'S GOT TO NET THEM, RIGHT,
LIKE DOWN TO HERE?
>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
>> YOU GOT TO CATCH SOMEONE.
THEY'RE GETTING AWAY.
>> I KNOW.
YOU THINK THIS IS EASY?
HERE WE GO.
THIS GUY RIGHT HERE.
>> YEAH, THIS GUY TO THE RIGHT.
YEP.
>> YEP.
THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN?
HOW YOU DOING?
[ LAUGHTER ]
YOU LOOK LIKE A CATCH IS WHAT
I'M SAYING, HUH?
OKAY.
>> SO, YOU ARE TRYING, MAN.
>> WE'LL GIVE YOU THAT.
YOU'RE TRYING, BUT YOU ARE NOT
NETTING ANYONE.
>> YOU'RE NOT CATCHING SOMEBODY.
THE CARD SPECIFICALLY SAYS --
>> I KNOW. I KNOW WHAT IT SAYS.
I KNOW WHAT IT SAYS!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> THAT GUY, THAT GUY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> OH, MY GOSH!
OH, MY GOODNESS!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I -- PLEASE.
THAT'S MY FAVORITE NET.
YOU CAN KEEP IT.
YOU CAN HAVE IT.
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> THAT'S --
>> OH!
>> TECHNICALLY, I CAUGHT HIM
BEFORE HE -- HE...
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT
THAT GUY.
IS HE ACTUALLY TURNED OUT TO BE
REALLY, REALLY NICE AFTER HE
FOUND OUT IT WAS A JOKE.
RIGHT.
>> WHEN HE THOUGHT HE WAS
GETTING CAUGHT IN A NET, HE
WASN'T HAPPY ABOUT IT.
>> NO.
>> HE THOUGHT I WAS A CRAZY
JERK.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> SLAP YOURSELF.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> WE ALL WANT TO DO IT FROM
HERE, SO WE FIGURE WE'D PUT YOU
IN CHARGE.
AND DON'T MAKE IT A LOVE TAP.
MAKE IT A HEFTY SLAP.
USE THAT MEAT HOOK YOU GOT.
>> ALL RIGHT, PURP.
>> 'SUP, PURPS.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> HI.
>> COME HERE OFTEN?
>> UM...
>> NOW.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> IS THERE ANY PLACES AROUND
HER KIND OF NICE THAT I SHOULD
SEE?
>> THERE'S A LOT.
>> THERE'S A LOT.
GIVE ME JUST -- JUST GIVE ME
YOUR FAVORITE.
BROTHER JIMMY'S.
>> NOW.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> WHAT ELSE?
>> UM...
>> SHE THINKS THIS IS HITTING ON
HER.
[ LAUGHTER ]
HE'S HITTING ON HER AND HITTING
HIMSELF.
>> HE'S HITTING ON HIM.
>> I'M NOT SURE.
>> YOU'RE NOT SURE?
>> NO.
>> NOW.
>> NOW.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> DEUCE.
>> WE DROPPED THE DEUCE ON HIM.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> ALL RIGHT.
I'M GONNA GO.
>> YEAH, YOU GO.
I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU
WOULD GO.
>> BUT LET ME TELL YOU ONE MORE
THING BEFORE YOU GO.
>> OH, JUST ONE MORE THING
BEFORE YOU GO.
>> NOW.
[ LAUGHTER ]
BYE!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YOU HAVE THE MEATIEST OF
HOOKS.
>> I DO.
>> SO, THAT WAS COMING IN -- YOU
WERE COMING IN WITH SOME
VELOCITY.
>> GIANT HAM HANDS.
>> LOOK AT THE DIFFERENCE IN
YOUR HANDS.
>> YOU COULD CRUSH HIS SKULL.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I FEEL LIKE I'M HOLDING HANDS
WITH A GIRLFRIEND.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> WHEN WE COME BACK FROM BREAK,
WE'RE GONNA TAKE A LOOK AT SOME
OF JOE'S NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN
MOMENTS.
>> YOUR TURN!
>> OH!
>> JOE'S APPROACH CAN BE SUMMED
UP IN ONE WORD -- LOUD.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> EVERYBODY HAS A STRATEGY,
MINE IS JUST LOUDER, THAT'S ALL.
>> IS THAT A STRATEGY OR A WAY
OF LIFE, 'CAUSE I'VE MET YOUR
FAMILY, AND YOU'RE ALL LOUDER
THAN THE NEXT.
IT'S RIDICULOUS.
>> PEOPLE THAT MARRY INTO YOUR
FAMILY -- LIKE, IF THEY'RE NOT
LOUD, THE DAY AFTER THE WEDDING,
[ Yelling ] THEY'RE SITTING
THERE GOING LIKE THIS, CRACKING
JOKES AND STUFF LIKE THAT!
>> YOU WANT TO BE HEARD.
YOU WANT TO BE HEARD.
>> [ Yelling ] ON THAT NOTE,
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT SOME
BRAND-NEW CLIPS FROM JOE!
>> JOE, YOU SEE THIS GUY IN THE
BLUE BATHING SUIT?
STAND RIGHT OVER HIM UNTIL HEHE
WAKES UP AND NOTICES.
>> OH, THIS IS TOUGH.
>> YOU'RE GONNA GET HIM PUNCHED,
MAN.
>> IN THE BALLS.
>> IN THE BALLS.
WHA-BAM!
[ LAUGHS ]
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ LAUGHS ]
>> DOING ALL RIGHT?
EVERYTHING'S OKAY HERE?
[ LAUGHTER ]
ARE YOU DOING OKAY?
>> YEAH, I'M GOOD.
>> WE'VE GOT THE RIP TIDE AND
EVERYTHING.
YOU DID ALL RIGHT?
>> YEAH, I'M ALL RIGHT.
>> OKAY, GOOD.
JUST CHECKING IN WITH EVERYBODY,
MAKING SURE EVERYBODY'S DOING
OKAY ON THE BEACH.
THANKS, BUD.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, HE'S OKAY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> THAT'S SO WEIRD.
>> ALL RIGHT, JOEY.
THIS GUY IN THE YELLOW SHORTS.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> I'M TRYING TO WORK OUT THE
ANGLE.
HE'S GOT HIS, LIKE, LEG CROSSED
WITH LIKE A WEIRD ARM.
>> AND IT'S SUCH A WEIRD
POSITION.
>> YOU DOING OKAY?
EVERYTHING OKAY?
[ LAUGHTER ]
EVERYTHING OKAY WITH THE RIP
TIDE?
EARLIER, IN THE WATER, YOU WERE
OKAY?
GOOD. IT'S ALL GOOD.
AND YOU'RE GOOD, TOO?
FROM EARLIER?
YOU WERE IN THE WATER EARLIER?
OH, NO.
YOU WERE ONLY IN THE BEACH?
OH, OKAY.
OH, AN HOUR AGO?
NO, NO.
I THOUGHT -- SORRY.
I THOUGHT THAT IT WAS EARLIER
WHEN YOU WERE IN THE WATER.
I DIDN'T KNOW IF THAT WAS YOU.
YOU -- YOU HAVEN'T BEEN...
[ LAUGHS ]
'CAUSE THEY HAD CALLED IT IN
EARLIER.
SOMEBODY HAD THE -- YOU WERE IN
THE WATER --
>> "CAN YOU MOVE, PLEASE?"
>> OH, OKAY.
THEN IT WASN'T YOU.
I WAS LOOKING FOR THE OTHER GUY,
THEN.
IT WASN'T -- NO. IT WASN'T HIM.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> THAT WAS ONE OF THE RARE
MOMENTS THAT THE COPS HAVE BEEN
CALLED ON US.
>> YES.
>> WHAT WAS HIS COMPLAINT TO THE
POLICE?
"EXCUSE ME, THERE'S A
BEACH-PATROL GUY WITH HIS CROTCH
TOO CLOSE TO MY SLEEPING BODY."
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> BUT WAIT.
THERE'S MORE JOE FOOTAGE TO
COME.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT HIM WORKING
AT THE WHITE CASTLE
DRIVE-THROUGH.
>> JOE, HAND HER EVERYTHING
INDIVIDUALLY.
>> NAPKINS...
>> CONDIMENTS, STRAWS, SALT...
>> ONE AT A TIME.
>> EVERYTHING à LA CARTE.
>> OKAY.
THERE'S YOUR LARGE SWEET TEA.
HERE'S A STRAW FOR YOUR DRINK.
THERE'S A NAPKIN.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THERE'S YOUR SACK OF ONION
RINGS.
AND THAT'S THE BAG FOR THE SACK
OF ONION RINGS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
FIRST CHEESEBURGER.
BAG FOR THE FIRST CHEESEBURGER.
SECOND CHEESEBURGER.
KETCHUP FOR THE SECOND
CHEESEBURGER.
[ LAUGHTER ]
HERE'S THE HONEY MUSTARD.
HERE'S A HONEY MUSTARD.
HERE'S A HONEY MUSTARD.
THERE'S HONEY MUSTARD.
HONEY MUSTARD.
HONEY MUSTARD.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THANK YOU. ENJOY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> OH, MY GOD.
MY CHEEKS HURT RIGHT NOW.
>> LIKE COPPERFIELD -- ONE AT AT
TIME.
IT WAS ALL IN THE PRESTIGE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
HERE YOU GO.
>> MY FAVORITE'S WHEN YOU JUST
STARTED THROWING [BLEEP] INTO
THE CAR.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> NOW LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT SOME
NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN FOOTAGE OF JOE
WORKING AS A RECEPTIONIST.
>> HERE YOU GO.
HAVE A SEAT RIGHT THERE.
COOL.
DOING ALL RIGHT, GLEN?
GOOD, MAN.
>> JOE, WHILE YOU'RE TALKING TO
HIM, WHY DON'T YOU GET UP AND,
UH, ADJUST YOURSELF?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> THEY HAVE A NEW PIANO COMING
OUT THAT WORKS WITH BLUETOOTH.
IT WORKS WITH BLUETOOTH.
BLUETOOTH TECHNOLOGY -- IT PLAYS
THE MELODY IN YOUR EAR.
>> SCRATCH YOUR *** WITH THE
DESK.
>> NOW, YOU FIND -- YOU LIKE
T-MOBILE?
YEAH?
I HAD AT&T FOR A WHILE, AND I
SWITCHED OVER TO THE OTHER
COMPANY.
THEY GAVE THE BETTER PLAN.
UNLIMITED MINUTES.
>> GET THAT DESK IN YOUR ***
CRACK.
>> WHAT KIND OF DATA PLAN DO YOU
GOT?
>> THIS GUY IS UNFLAPPABLE.
>> I BET HE'S A POKER CHAMP.
>> YEAH, YEAH.
>> UNLIMITED MINUTES?
>> WHILE YOU'RE TALKING TO HIM,
CAN YOU GO SIT ON HIS LAP?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> NO, YOU DON'T WANT A NEW ONE?
YEAH.
I DON'T EITHER.
I MEAN, I'M GOOD WITH IT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH.
WHEN IS, UH -- WHEN'S YOUR
CONTRACT UP?
TWO YEARS.
>> [ Laughing ] HE'S NOT MAKING
ANY FACE!
>> WHAT?!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> THAT'S AMAZING, MAN.
THAT'S ABSOLUTELY AMAZING.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> WHAT THE [BLEEP]
OH, MY GOD.
>> SO, THAT'S WHY I SWITCHED TO
VERIZON.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> WHAT WAS THAT GUY THINKING?
>> HE DIDN'T BREAK FOR A MOMENT.
>> THAT GUY -- I'VE SPENT MORE
TIME THINKING ABOUT THAT GUY,
BECAUSE WHAT HAS HE SEEN?
>> YOU'RE RIGHT.
>> HE'S BEEN THROUGH SOME STUFF.
I HAD A BETTER CONVERSATION WITH
HIM WHILE I WAS SCRATCHING MY
*** THAN I'VE EVER HAD WITH HIM.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> WELL, THAT WAS FUN.
>> THAT WAS GREAT.
>> THAT WAS SOMETHING.
>> IT WAS A GREAT TIME.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR JOINING
US ON THESE UN-AIRED CLIPS OF
"IMPRACTICAL JOKERS."
>> YES.
SO, SAY GOODNIGHT, SAL.
>> GOODNIGHT, SAL!