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[Jazz Music]
Stacy?
-Are you Jon Paul? -Yeah that's me.
Woah! Sorry.
It's nice to meet you.
You too.
Sorry, it's a little harder to do this with your weight on it.
*scoff*
No! I didn't mean it like that. I just...you're not heavy...
...you're not a feather...it's just--
Yeah...sorry.
It's alright. We all have a slip of the tongue every now and then.
So, Jon Paul. Tell me about yourself.
Well, there's not much to tell. I work in social media.
I do like comic books and sci-fi, and NO, I do not live with my parents.
So, moving up in the world.
I like to get that out of the way early. I don't wanna be like
"hey wanna come back to my place"
and them thinking we're going to my mom's basement.
So do you take a lot of girls home?
No...no I didn't mean it like that. I just--I mean, I get some on occasion, it's just...
Normally I'm not this bad at talking.
Mulligan?
Sure.
Jon Paul, nice to meet you.
Stacy.
Bread?
Don't mind if I do.
Umm...
What?
Nothing.
Oh, I'm sorry. Did you want a piece?
No, no. It's fine.
Look, don't judge, okay? It's good bread, and we probably weren't going to eat it all anyway.
This way it doesn't go to waste. Besides, when I eat it later it'll just make me think of our date.
Well, I guess that makes sense.
Okay, seriously?
What? I just moved, okay?
I'm out on my own after a terrible breakup and I don't have a lot of stuff in my new place.
I had a terrible breakup a few months ago too; you don't see me ripping off restaurants.
Oh, they're not gonna care. Look around, there's like a million of these water glasses here.
See? Water water everywhere, so let's all have a glass. Are you gonna finish that?
-I'm nursing it. -Fine.
*gulp*
Thank you.
So...Stacy. What do you do for a living?
I work in collections.
I never would have guessed.
Yeah, it's okay. Kinda boring. And besides, everybody thinks that
the world owes them something and they don't have to pay for their own stuff.
You don't say.
Okay, don't you think we should at least have the meal before taking all the souvenirs?
No!
Look, if the server shows up and there's nothing at the table,
they'll think that the busboy forgot to reset it, and then we'll get more stuff.
-That's terrible. -Look Jon Paul, you gotta live a little.
I prefer to live a little NOT in jail for theft, thank you.
Oh, you're not gonna go to jail for pinching a few things from a restaurant. A fine at most.
Oh, it's so great that you know that.
Look Jon Paul, I don't think this is gonna work out. So thank you for the lovely evening....
...and for the flower. But I just can't date somebody who thinks I'm a criminal.
Hey. Where'd your date go?
Hey, Ashley. Didn't work out.
Again?
Yeah.
I'm sorry to hear that.
Aw, it's okay. "Never Give Up, Never Surrender," right?
...Its from Galaxy Quest?
I'm sorry. The busboy must not have prepared your table before he sat you,
I'll be back with some bread & silverware.