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Galdalf, Balrag here, um, I dropped into the Prancing Pony and for some reason, they're
really surprised to see me because they had heard from somebody ah... that you had ridden
me to the center of the earth, kicked my ***, and extinguished me. So, kinda weird... anyway
call me back.
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Hey, dude, I'm talking to these guys some more and I'm starting to get pretty pissed.
They're telling me, you've been riding Shadowfax all over middle earth. Telling people he's
your horse and that... I don't even know. I lent you that horse for a couple days and
you told me that he'd been stolen by orcs. Now that I know the truth that's racist as
hell man. And you stole my horse to boot. Dude, you need to call be back.
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Answer your freaking phone. (Party Noise in Background)
These midgets are high as crap on pipe weed and won't leave me alone.
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Dude, I am seriously pissed off right now. I don't know what they're talking about but
every time I try to go somewhere in the bar or everytime I try to go to the bathroom all
these drunk little guys and elves and stuff keep standing in front of me saying "I shall
not pass! I shall not pass." I don't even know what they're talking about. But I'm talking
to one of these little dudes and he's saying that you had Saurons ring which has been missing
ever since you were at the party at his house. But he's telling me, you and him got high
on pipeweed, you told him it had magic powers, or something, and then you threw it in a volcano!
Uh dude! Please tell me that's not what happened. You were there as my guest and he's been missing
that ring. I vouched for you. Call me back... call me back tonight.We got to get this straightened
out.
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