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HONEY, WOULD YOU HURRY UP PLEASE.
WE-WE CAN JUST MAKE --
WE'LL GRAB A CAB ON THE CORNER,
AND WE'LL GET TO THE THEATER JUST IN TIME.
OH, DARLING, THIS IS THE LOVELIEST ANNIVERSARY PRESENT.
JUST THINK, A BROADWAY SHOW.
ISN'T THAT SOMETHING?
COME ON, HERE WE GO.
HONEY, YOU LOOK WONDERFUL.
DO YOU THINK SO?
YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
I DON'T THINK THIS HAT IS RIGHT WITH THIS DRESS.
WHY? WHAT'S THE MATTER, HONEY?
I THINK IT'S-IT'S JUST RIGHT.
IT'S NOT TOO FANCY, IT'S NOT TOO PLAIN.
IT GOES WITH THE DRESS.
I THINK IT'S JUST RIGHT.
I HATE IT. I'M GONNA CHANGE IT.
AHHH...
NOW, LOOK, HONEY, WE ONLY GOT A FEW MINUTES.
WILL YA...
THERE WE ARE.
THAT'S BETTER, ISN'T IT?
THE PERFECT HAT FOR THE THEATER.
I'D HATE TO BE THE --
I'D HATE TO BE THE GUY THAT HAS TO SIT IN BACK OF YA.
I'M GONNA TAKE IT OFF WHEN I SIT DOWN.
THEN WHAT DIFFERENCE IS THE HAT YOU PUT ON
IF YOU'RE GONNA TAKE IT OFF?
I DON'T WANT TO PUT THE WRONG HAT ON
TO TAKE OFF!
ALL RIGHT. READY?
YOU LOOK WONDERFUL. SHALL WE GO?
OH, WAIT A MINUTE, DARLING, THE GLOVES.
NOW THE GLOVES DON'T MATCH THE HAT!
THAT'S FUNNY...
PLEASE! WE HAVE ONLY A FEW MINUTES.
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE IN GLOVES YOU PUT ON?
YOU'LL ONLY LOSE THEM ANYWAY.
I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YELLOW GLOVES
WHEN I TAKE OFF MY BLUE HAT.
THERE.
WILL YOU HURRY UP?
BETTER?
BETTER!
PERFECT?
PERFECT.
BLUE GLOVES, A BLUE HAT AND A GREEN DRESS.
BLUE GLOVES, A BLUE HAT,
AND A GREEN..
A GREEN DRESS!
THAT'S AN AWFUL COMBINATION. I'LL HAVE TO CHANGE.
AH, NO! HONEY, PLEASE, BELIEVE ME --
WE ONLY HAVE A FEW MINUTES!
EVERY TIME I SAY THAT, SHE HAS TO CHANGE!
CHANGE! CHANGE! AT THE LAST MINUTE SHE HAS TO CHANGE.
THAT'S THE WHOLE TROUBLE,
SHE'S GOT TOO MUCH TO CHANGE.
EVERYTHING DOESN'T MATCH.
HER NOSE DOESN'T MATCH HER DRESS.
HER DRESS DOESN'T MATCH HER MOTHER'S HAIR.
EVERYTHING HAS TO GO!
I DON'T KNOW. SHE HAS TOO MUCH TO CHANGE.
IF SHE HAD ONE DRESS, THERE'D BE NO PROBLEM.
SHE NEVER HAS ANYTHING TO WEAR
BUT LOTS TO CHANGE.
YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR BUT A LOT TO CHANGE!
IF YOU DON'T STOP YELLING,
IT'S GONNA TAKE TWICE AS LONG!
DIDN'T YOU CHANGE ANYTHING?
YOU WERE IN THERE ALL THIS TIME.
IF YOU WERE THE PROPER KIND OF HUSBAND,
YOU WOULD BE INTERESTD IN MY APPEARANCE.
AFTER ALL, THE WAY I LOOK REFLECTS ON YOU!
WELL, DON'T REFLECT ON ME
AND GET DRESSED, WILL YOU PLEASE?
I'M GETTING DRESSED!
I WANT TO LOOK RIGHT THAT'S ALL!
GO LOOK RIGHT!
I DON'T SEE WHAT DIFFERENCE IT MAKES ANYWAY.
WE'RE GOING TO THE THEATER, IT'S GONNA BE DARK!
NOBODY'S GONNA LOOK AT YOU!
THEY'RE GONNA LOOK AT THE STAGE
WHERE THE P-PRETTY CHORUS GIRLS ARE!
AND THAT'S WHERE I'M GONNA LOOK AT,
THE PRETTY CHORUS GIRLS!
HOW DARE YOU! HOW DARE YOU!
HOW DARE I WHAT?
( sobbing ) YOU SAID I WAS A MONSTER!
YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA LOOK AT THOSE PRETTY CHORUS GIRL.
OH, NOW LISTEN, MONSTER --
I-I MEAN LISTEN, HON!
YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE.
SURE I LOVE YA, HONEY.
SURE YOU LOVE ME.
AND I'M THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD!
AND THESE HAVE BEEN THE TEN HAPPIEST YEAS OF YOUR LIFE!
I NEVER SAID THAT.
THAT DOES IT! I AM NOT GOING!
AH, COME ON.
WE'VE GOT A FEW MINUTES LEFT.
IT WAS HARD GETTING TICKETS!
THIS IS OUR ANNIVERSARY. LET'S NOT FIGHT.
I TELL YA WHAT, WE-WE'LL FIGHT --
WE'LL FIGHT TOMORROW, OKAY?
ALL RIGHT. BUT JUST REMEMBER TO BE VERY --
( phone rings )
OH...
TELEPHONE. THE TELEPHONE EVERY TIME!
HER FRIEND PEGGY CALLS UP.
SHE TIMES IT JUST WHEN SHE KNOWS
WE'RE GOING OUT THE DOO.
EVERY TIME SHE CALLS UP
WITH THE BLAH, BLAH, BLA!
NEVER! YOU AND YOUR PHONE CALL!
IT'S FOR YOU.
HELLO.
YEAH, NO.
YEAH! WELL, TRY IT YOURSELF.
ALL RIGHT. LET ME KNOW HOW YOU COME OU.
WHO WAS IT?
I DON'T KNOW COME ON.
WAIT A MINUTE! DID YOU PUT OUT THE LIGHTS?
YEAH, YEAH!
DID YOU CLOSE THE WINDOWS?
YEAH, YEAH!
HAVE YOU GOT THE TICKETS?
NO! NO!
I HAVEN'T GOT THE TICKETS.
THE TICKETS?
WHERE'D I PT THE TICKETS?
LET ME SEE. LET'S SEE...
I WENT TO THE BOX OFFIC, PICKED UP THE TICKETS.
GOT IN THE CAB, I CAME DOWN...
DA DA DA DA DA.
I CAME TO THE HOUSE DA DA DA DA DA.
WENT UPSTAIRS, CHANGED MY CLOTHES,
TOOK A SHOWER, DA DA DA DA.
CAME DOWNSTAIRS.
I COME OVER HERE, AND SHE SAYS,
"ALL RIGHT, HONEY."
WE'LL GRAB A CAB TO GET THERE JUST IN TIME.
PERFECT WONDERFUL, THEN THE HAT...
( incoherent chattering )
YOU GOT THE TICKETS!
ISN'T THAT SILLY OF ME?
GALLERY SEATS!
YOU BOUGHT GALLERY SEATS ON MY TENTH ANNIVERSARY!
I TOLD YOU IT'S A HIT SHOW!
YOU KNOW I CAN'T CLIMB UP TO THE GALLERY
IN THESE HIGH HEELS.
IF I CHANGE MY SHOES, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO CHANGE MY DRESS!
IF I CHANGE MY DRESS, I HAVE TO CHANGE MY GLOVES!
IF I CHANGE MY GLOVES, I HAVE TO CHANGE MY HAT!
CHANGE!
I HAVE TO CHANGE!
GO AHEAD, CHANGE!
IF YOU'RE GONNA CHANGE, I'M GONNA CHANGE!
I DON'T LIKE THE HANDKERCHIEF!
IT DOESN'T GO WITH THE COLOR OF MY NOSE!
I DON'T LIKE THE TIE, IT DON'T GO WITH MY NECK!
THE SHIRT, EVERYTHING!
THE SUIT DOESN'T GO WITH MY PANTS!
AND THE SHIRT DOESN'T GO WITH NOTHIN'!
I DON'T HAVE TO WEAR NOTHIN'!
AND THE PANTS DON'T GO WITH NOTHIN'!
I CAN'T WEAR THESE PANTS!
THERE, ALL RIGHT, I'M CHANGED!
OH, DARLING, AREN'T YOU READY YET?
YES, I'M READY. COME ON!