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Let me tell you of a land called Cockaigne!
It's the land of plenty.
It's a wondrous place, better than Eden!
What a wondrous land. There's an abundance of everything, everything!
I think I'll travel there myself!
In Cockaigne it's always May.
Christmas lasts for a year.
Easter comes five times a year, -
but the fast only once in a hundred years and only for half a day.
What a wondrous land. There's an abundance of everything, everything!
I think I'll travel there myself!
Lazy people do well there, -
as long as they don't work!
You don't need clothes, either.
They are only in the way when you give in to your ***.
What a wondrous land. There's an abundance of everything, everything!
I think I'll travel there myself!
Eat as much as you want!
Sausages grow on trees!
Wine springs from the ground!
Houses are built of pie!
Pigs walk right into ovens!
Roasted birds fly in the air and land directly into your mouth!
What a wondrous land. There's an abundance of everything, everything!
I think I'll travel there myself!
If you want to live in Cockaigne, you must earn your place there.
You have to wade against the current -
neck deep in a river of *** for six years!
What a wondrous land. There's an abundance of everything, everything!
I think I'll travel there myself!