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I'm feeling hungry today.
Knock, knock.
I am the one who knocks.
Baby is down. You know what that means?
Sleep.
Sex.
Yes, please.
Shut up.
A man's drowning, prays to God for help.
Lifeguard swims out, drowning man says,
'No thanks, God will save me.'
A few minutes later, a rowboat comes by.
'No thanks, God will save me.'
And a steamship. 'No thanks, God will save me.'
Finally, the fellow drowns, goes to Heaven.
Says: 'God, why didn't you save me?' God says,
'For cryin' out loud, I sent you two boats and a lifeguard,
what the hell did you expect?'
Has anyone ever told you you're as boring as you are ugly?
Yeah, Mr. White....
Just go... I don't want you here.
Look at the bigger picture.
I'm a *** in postwar Berlin.
Imagine that.
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