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"Antics in the park"
Cleaners have responsibilities. So do advertisers.
Even SpongeBob SquarePants has responsibilities.
And, in their own way, children have responsibilities too.
-Don't pick stuff from the floor! -Don't slap his hand!
I still remember the day I saw Laura again.
The love of my life.
That same day I became a father and learned about responsibility.
It all started at the garden of Vivers.
Let's go.
That day we were filming at Vivers, one of Valencia's lungs.
I was just checking if they had condoms.
It was built in the XI century by king Abd al-Aziz al-Mansur.
These gardens are so full of pollen you just want to pollinate around.
I don't know who this is.
I'm Noelia. Nice to meet you.
What? Zoomin? What, you want some juice?
We call that suc! ﹑ot zoomin! Not even in Spanish!
Don't you remember? That girl is Laura!
The waitress I got laid with the night we burped Highway to Hell!
Did we do that?
Look at her, she's so sweet.
For her I'd bring the moon down
and put it on top of a heart-shaped cake.
Whoa, you're a psycho.
I still remember the taste of her lips.
You mean the ones in her face?
Dammit Vicent! You're a pig! I'm opening up my heart here!
What's with that kid? He looks just like me.
He looks about five years old.
Vicent! I think I'm his father!
I had a son who didn't know me.
Fate had put me face to face with my responsibility,
and I was willing to come to terms with it.
-Where's your mom? -She's at the chiropodist.
You're adorable!
Spending some time with my son had been wonderful.
Now we just had to go back to his mother.
Are you OK?
-You... -I deserve it!
I left you to raise our son alone, but I'm willing to embrace my duty!
-Will you marry me? -Are you nuts?
I don't know who you are, and this is the owner's son!
Moron! Psycho! Take him away, please.
Oh, my God!
I was charged with child abduction, my genitals hurt for days,
and, worst of all, Laura didn't remember me.
-Laura... -I've dropped the charges.
I would never abduct our... I thought he was our...
-My name is Archibald. -I know, I remembered eventually.
Few guys talk about STDs on their first date.
Did you really want to marry me because you thought we had a kid?
I just wanted to be responsible.
Sure, he also wanted to bake some weird cake for you.
So, to be responsible, you were going to get married.
Let's go grab a beer and forget all about this.
And that's how I found Laura again.
I wanted to take responsibility for a non-son,
and ended up being responsible of a non-abduction.
I didn't mind about it. I am accountable for my actions.
Ladies and gentlemen, that fart came from me.
Then you are disgusting.
At least I don't burp every time after I eat.
But I do when I drink beer!