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TV RECAPS!!!
ABBI: Hi I'm Abbi
DAVE: And I'm Dave and this is EW's TV Recaps for
March 7th. On last night's episode of Scandal, we learned an important lesson: you don't
touch the first ladies. The first ladies touch you.
ABBI: Yeah, Mellie went for Andrew like Chris Christie
in a pie-eating contest. And this was after her showdown with Olivia about self-control.
Girlfriend has changed! It's like How Mellie Got Her Groove Back!
DAVE: I like Andrew for Mellie. He's clearly loved
her for awhile. The fact that he held her hair back when she threw up and he didn't
even throw up? That's just... that's love.
ABBI: Most guys would go running when a girl tells
them ALL of her problems.
[She tells Andrew why she tried to kill herself. "My father in law forced himself on me and
now I don't know whether my child is his and sometimes I don't want to be alive."]
DAVE: Shhhs. Talk about a red flag.
ABBI: What do you think about Olivia telling Fitz
she may have feelings for Jake?
DAVE: How can she not have feelings for Jake!? First
of all, you know I have a thing for guys who stalk me. Second of all, Jake is pure testosterone.
["Stock your damn fridge. If I'm going to be your fake boyfriend, I want beer and food.
Wine is not beer and popcorn is definitely not food."
ABBI: He'd better be careful because Olivia's mom
is on the loose!
DAVE: HOLY CRAP THAT WAS CRAZYSAUCE! I've been wondering
where Olivia's mom has been chillin. Apparently, it's with Odd-nan. God only knows what those
two are planning.
ABBI: Maybe a road trip with Quinn?
[Quinn says to Olivia (in their car): Get out of my car or I'll shoot you!]
ABBI: Sorry! I'll take the bus. Gaaaw.
DAVE: OMG so many crazy things happened last night
that we didn't even get to talk about. Olivia and Fitz's fight, Hollis, Huck's new job at
Starbucks.
ABBI: Yeah, subscribe to our channel and we'll talk
it out in the comments section.
DAVE: And be sure to follow our guest host, Abbi
Crutchfield, on Twitter. And us on Twitter. And Scott Foley's abs on twitter because I'm
sure they have their own account. YUM.