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Today's episode is brought to you by blood diamonds,
they're just the same as regular diamonds once you wash all the blood off.
Oh and here's my side-kick, Pig Bottom. Our first guest is one of the original Kings
of Comedy, please give a warm, Tubbin' With Tash Welcome
to Jeff Ross. This is all right, is this deluxe? I have
your marijuana ready. Thanks for taking your shirt off for me. Anything
for you. Is that your body or are you just absorbing
water? See, I feel like I have to roast you--
Please don't do that to Miss Natasha. You drag me in to this *** hot tub to make
fun of me? Well you're just such a roaster. Well let's do—you're
dressed like Mr. T's *** and this guy-- If he get's into the water I'm getting out.
Anyway, this is like the Playboy channel but without
the hot chicks. Jeff, are you patriotic? Very Patriotic. Have
you performed for the troops? Many times. Could you explain Syria to me
really quick? Is this a current event show? This is really fun.
I like how your cards are laminated like you thought of this *** ahead a time.
Jeff did ever think that the reason you're mean to people is because you don't
believe in yourself? I'm not mean to people, I only roast the ones
I love. That's why I've never roasted you. Why do
you shoot this show in this ***' dump anyways?
Not all of us have cancelled series money. Haha, we're not cancelled. Oh sorry.
...Yet. what's a better republic? Dominican or Banana?
Oh, wow. I'll fire that writer. Do you think you'll die alone?
No. Think you're gonna have an 18 year old by your side? You never know where love is--
you're gonna find it. Could be beneath the American flag.
I wasn't expecting this gay vibe hot tub show. I was really expecting something a lot more
heterosexual. Is this the first time you've seen a pretty
girl wet? hahahaha I started to get a *** I think.
Ok, I'm sure it barely rose. It felt fine but his *** is in my neck. I brought you
a beverage. Oh thank you so much thank you and for Miss
Nastasha. When were you humiliated by someone you love?
Sometimes girlfriends will start roasting me. So I'll meet them and they think
I'm roasty off stage, too. But you're not. Right. You just wanna chill.
Right. Pig Bottom! Ugh, is there a Weezer concert you can *** in the ***?
Jeff, what age was most painful for you and why?
I'd say college was pretty painful. Because I became on my own and I
was looking after my sister. Was it hard for you in college because the
18-year-olds were your own age? We were - their parents were dead we were
both going to college together and she got hit by a car so she was in the hospital
a couple months and hahaha. I just wanna say that being on your
show is really an honor. You managing to squeeze me in between
abortions, Natasha. So cool of you, really.
Hi, this is Natasha Leggaro with Tubbin with Tash and I suggest you
subscribe to Tash. Cause there's great video's here.
Doug loves movies and pizza Laundromats. That should be your podcast.