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Guys, I think I'm being followed! ♪ I always feel like somebody's following
me. ♪ Well, it's true; 64 people to be precise.
[ ♪♪♪ ]
Hi there, I'm Roberto. Hope you guys are doing well.
You know the saying... You don't?
Well that's because most sayings are so outdated we can't relate to them anymore.
I found this article on the web with a few sayings updated for our times.
I'm going to highlight a few of my favorites, link in the doobly-doo if you want to catch
the whole list, and I'll add a few of my own. Never judge an app by its icon.
Seems about right. A watched status update never gets liked.
Come one, admit it. How many times has that happened to you?
Close but no Wi-Fi. I've heard this one before. I still don't
get it. Keep your friends close and your Facebook
friends closer. NO! No way!
Have you seen all the drama that goes on in Facebook?
The early adopter catches the bugs. That is so true, and I want to thank you guys
who paid 1500 to 1600 bucks to test out Google Glass.
Now, there better be no bugs by the time Glass gets released!
Okay, there will be bugs. Moving on...
But here are a few more sayings I've been thinking about.
A picture is worth more than 140 characters. You know, unless it's an Instagram picture,
then you are squeezed so tightly in that square picture that you barely have room to express
yourself. So yeah, an Instagram picture is worth as
much as 140 characters. If you can't beat them, sue them for patent
infringement. Oh, our sad reality!
Please don't do that. You're better than those heartless companies.
There are more than you can shake a remote control at.
[whoosh] Now, take it from me: It's better to have
been followed and unfollowed than to not have been followed at all.
True words from the heart. Killing two pigs with one bird.
Oh, Angry Birds! You pretty much have been crushed by candy,
yet you still refuse to die. Impressive!
Oof! I'm kind of tired now but I'm going to keep going.
I'm going the extra gigabyte for you guys. And you know why? Because friend is thicker
than follower. The early bird catches the bacon.
Bacon! YES!!! If you can't stand the heat, get the phone
off your face. Okay no, scratch that last one.
Yeah, that last one was as outdated as the "Call Me, Maybe" song was when it was released.
♪ Hey, I just met you and this is crazy ♪
♪ But here's my number so text me maybe. ♪
Yeah, that's more like it. Well, those are the ones I have thought about
so far. But what about you?
Do you have any sayings you can update for the 21st century?
Please, share them in the comments below. Thank you for watching.
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