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THIS IS A SUPER HIGHWAY,
LIFELINE OF MILLIONS OF AMERICAN MOTORISTS.
AND THE JOB OF PROTECTING THESE MOTORING MILLIONS
IS HANDLED BY A SPECIAL DEDICATED GROUP OF OFFICERS,
THE FREEWAY PATROL...
THE FREEWAY PATROL...
ALERT, EAGLE-EYED, READY FOR ANY EMERGENCY.
CALLING CAR 13,
INVESTIGATE A STALLED TRUCK ON THE FREEWAY.
CAR 13, OFFICER HUCKLEBERRY, ROGER, OUT AND OVER.
OFFICER HUCKLEBERRY REPORTIN' TO HEADQUARTERS.
I FOUND THAT STALLED TRUCK.
SEND NEW PATROL CAR.
OH NO, THAT'S THREE THIS WEEK AND IT'S ONLY TUESDAY.
THE FREEWAY PATROL STRIKES FEAR IN THE HEART OF THOSE
WHO BREAK THE LAW.
WHEN A LAWBREAKER ATTEMPTS TO FLEE FROM JUSTICE,
THE FREEWAY PATROL SPRINGS INTO ACTION.
CALLING CAR 13, CALLING CAR 13.
OFFICER HUCKLEBERRY?
OFFICER HUCKLEBERRY?
HUCKLEBERRY!
AYE-AYE, SIR.
BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR A BANK ROBBER
HEADING NORTH ON THE FREEWAY.
STOP HIM.
ROGER DODGER, WILCO.
I'LL DO HER.
OFFICER HUCKLEBERRY REPORTIN'.
YEAH, WE KNOW.
SEND A NEW PATROL CAR.
AS THE BANK BANDIT RACES NORTH,
HE FINDS THE FREEWAY PATROL ON THE JOB.
GEE, A ROADBLOCK.
HALT IN THE NAME OF THE LAW.
OH, IS THERE, UH,
IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG, OFFICER?
I'M LOOKIN' FOR A BANK ROBBER.
A BANK ROBBER?
OH, GOODNESS, HOW SCARY.
LET ME SEE YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE.
OH, CERTAINLY, OFFICER.
HERE YOU ARE, SIR.
THE PICTURE AIN'T TOO GOOD.
HOW COMES YOU'RE WEARIN' A MASK?
UH, UH, I'M THE MASKED HORNET ON TELEVISION.
WELL, LET'S SEE HERE NOW.
SO YOU'RE A TV STAR?
I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D RECOGNIZE ME.
GOSH, CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH, MR. MASKED HORNET?
ANYTHING FOR ME FANS.
GOSH, HE'S REAL PEOPLE.
HUH, SUCKER?
SOMETHIN' TELLS ME HE AIN'T THE MASKED HORNET.
THE MASKED HORNET.
UH OH, OH, THE FREEWAY PATROL AGAIN.
I'LL LOSE THAT GUY BUT QUICK.
DON'T BE SO SURE, MR. ROBBER.
NOBODY BUT NOBODY EVER LOSES THE FREEWAY PATROL.
ONCE ON THE TRAIL OF A LAWBREAKER,
THE FREEWAY PATROLMAN IS UNSHAKABLE.
WANNA TRY MY BUMPER, BUD?
SHORT CAR, AIN'T IT?
OF COURSE, A WRECKED PATROL CAR WON'T STOP THE FREEWAY PATROL.
THEY GOT A MILLION OF 'EM.
SO WHEN A BANDIT FINDS HE CAN'T ESCAPE FROM THE PATROL,
HE SOMETIMES RESORTS TO SNEAKY, UNSPORTSMANLIKE,
EVEN SCURRILOUS AND LOWDOWN DIRTY TRICKS
LIKE THIS DETOUR GAG.
LOOKS LIKE A DEAD END.
RIGHT,
A DEAD END FOR A DEADHEAD.
THERE'S A RIGHT PRETTY VIEW FROM UP HERE.
WELL, YOU CAN FOOL SOME OF THE PEOPLE ALL OF THE TIME...
...AND FOOL ALL OF THE PEOPLE SOME OF THE TIME,
BUT A SHARP COOKIE CAN FOOL OLD HUCK
MOST ANY OLD TIME.
ANYTHING WRONG, MA'AM?
GOODNESS GRACIOUS, YES.
MY TIRE'S FLAT AND I'M SO HELPLESS.
AW, SHUCKS, MA'AM, I'LL HAVE IT FIXED IN A JIFFY, MA'AM.
NOW LET'S SEE HERE NOW.
HEY, LADY!
THAT THERE IS MY POLICE CAR, MA'AM.
DOGGONE IT, I JUST NEVER COULD UNDERSTAND WOMEN.
SO LONG, DOLL.
DON'T LOOK NOW, MISTER, BUT YOU'RE BEING FOLLOWED
BY YOUR OWN CAR.
THAT SMARTY ALECK CROOK.
A DESPERATE DESPERADO WILL TRY ANYTHING TO ESCAPE.
THIS GAG'LL STOP THAT COP.
SO, AS OUR FEARLESS FREEWAY PATROLMAN CLOSES IN
FOR THE KILL,
THIS BAD MAN PULLS A LEVER
AND THE BIG DRAWBRIDGE GOES UP, UP, UP,
AND SO DOES OFFICER HUCKLEBERRY.
THAT THERE BANDIT DID IT AGAIN.
HEY, HEY, HEY.
IT'S A MAN, IT'S A BIRD, IT'S A POLICEMAN!
ALL AT THE HEADQUARTERS,
I'M A-COMIN' IN FOR A CRASH LANDING.
DON'T YOU KNOW CRIME DON'T PAY?
I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW.
AND SO WE SAY HATS OFF
TO THE FREEWAY PATROL,
GUARDIANS OF OUR HIGHWAYS, PROTECTORS OF OUR...
HI, CHIEF.
SHEESH, WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT'D BE HIM?
AS WE WERE SAYING, HATS OFF TO THE FREEWAY PATROL.
YOU MIGHT SLOW 'EM DOWN, BUT YOU CAN'T STOP 'EM.
ONCE UPON A TIME IN A LITTLE KINGDOM
THERE WAS A VERY WORRIED LITTLE KING.
OH DEAR, OH DEAR.
YES?
HELP! THE DRAGON!
YES?
HELP! THE DRAGON!
I KNOW, "HELP! THE DRAGON!"
OH DEAR, WHAT'LL I DO?
WHAT WILL I DO?
THIS DRAGON'S GOT ME DRAGGIN'.
OH, I HAVE IT.
I'LL SEND FOR MY BRAVEST DRAGON SLAYER.
YES, YOUR MAJESTY?
SEND FOR SIR HUCKLEBERRY.
YES, YOUR MAJESTY.
HE'S SO BRAVE.
WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF HIM BEFORE.
ANNOUNCING THE WORLD'S BRAVEST KNIGHT
AND FOREMOST DRAGON SLAYER,
SIR HUCKLEBERRY HOUND!
LIKE I SAID, YOUR HONOR,
I AIN'T ABOUT TO GO SLAY NO DRAGON.
OH YEAH?
WELL, I GOT NEWS FOR YOU, BUB.
EITHER YOU GO SLAY THAT DRAGON
OR YOU'LL MARRY THIS DRAG-- MY LOVELY DAUGHTER.
TAKE YOUR CHOICE.
WELL, UH, SINCE YOU PUT IT THAT WAY,
WHICH WAY TO THE DRAGON?
THE BOY MADE A SMART DECISION.
SO, OUR BRAVEST KNIGHT SETS OUT TO SLAY THE DRAGON, BUT...
IF I CAN'T, YOU KNOW, FIND THE DRAGON,
I WON'T HAVE TO SLAY IT.
GET IT?
RIGHT THIS WAY, FOLKS, GET YOUR DRAGON MAP.
CAN'T FIND THE DRAGON'S HOME WITHOUT A DRAGON'S MAP.
LOOKS LIKE I JUST CAN'T WIN FOR LOSING.
WITH THE MAP TO GUIDE HIM, SIR HUCKLEBERRY
RELUCTANTLY ARRIVES AT THE HOME OF THE...
FIRE BREATHING DRAGON.
I RECKONS THAT I'M STUCK.
I MIGHT AS WELL, YOU KNOW, GET IT OVER WITH.
HUH, "PULL CORD FOR DRAGON."
WELL, HERE GOES NOTHIN'.
SMART ALECK DRAGON.
OKAY, DRAGON, COME ON OUT AND FIGHT.
LET US FACE IT.
THAT OLD DRAGON'S GOT REAL SPIRIT.
LIKE I SAID, A HEAP OF SPIRIT.
YOO-HOO, MR. DRAGON,
READY OR NOT, HERE I COMES.
YOU CAN'T SLAY HIM IF YOU CAN'T GET IN,
SO I'LL JUST BUST THE DOOR DOWN WITH THIS LOG.
CHARGE!
YOU KNOW SOMETHIN', THAT'S A HEAVY LOG.
BUT I AIN'T ONE TO GIVE UP EASY LIKE.
CHARGE!
WHAT'S AILING YOU, OH, NOBLE CHARGER?
I'M HUNGRY.
HOW'S ABOUT PUTTIN' ON THE FEEDBAG?
SHOCKING.
I CLEAN FORGOT ABOUT LUNCH.
DID SOMEBODY MENTION LUNCH?
STEP RIGHT UP, FOLKS, GET YOUR SOUVENIRS.
GET YOUR SOUVENIRS OF THE BIG BATTLE.
TAKE ONE HOME TO THE KIDDIES.
MIGHTY CUTE.
THAT'S MIGHTY CUTE.
YEP, BLOWS REAL SMOKE WHEN YOU SQUEEZE IT.
WELL, I'LL BE.
SHALL I WRAP IT UP, SIR?
I'LL TAKE ONE.
A TOY DRAGON, NOW WHAT'LL THEY THINK OF NEXT?
DON'T LOOK NOW, BUB, BUT HERE COMES THE REAL THING.
YOU WANNA KNOW SOMETHIN'?
I'M GONNA SMASH YOU.
LIKE I SAID, I'M GONNA SMASH YOU.
I AIN'T FIXIN' TO QUIT NO HOW.
WHAT'S THE MATTER, NO FIRE?
I THINK MY PILOT LIGHT WENT OUT.
OH, I'LL FIX THAT.
SAY AH.
THANKS FOR THE LIGHT.
DON'T MENTION IT.
SIR HUCKLEBERRY IS DETERMINED
NOT TO MARRY THE KING'S DAUGHTER,
BUT THE DRAGON IS PRETTY DETERMINED HIMSELF.
OOH! OUCH! OOCH! OUCH!
OKAY, I GIVE UP.
SAY UNCLE.
OKAY, UNCLE DRAGON, YOU WIN FAIR AND SQUARE.
IT LOOKS LIKE I'VE GOT TO GO BACK
AND MARRY UP WITH THE KING'S DAUGHTER.
NOT THE KING'S DAUGHTER.
OH NO, NOT THAT DRAGON.
HECK, I WOULDN'T LET THAT HAPPEN TO MY WORST ENEMY.
YOU CAN STAY HERE WITH ME, PAL.
LIKE I ALWAYS SAY, YOU JUST NEVER KNOW
WHO YOUR REAL FRIENDS ARE.
HURRY UP WITH THE STEAKS, I'M RUNNIN' OUT OF FIRE.
YOU KNOW SOMETHIN',
A DRAGON THAT'LL BARBECUE FOR YA
CAN'T BE ALL BAD.
MEDIUM TOUGH COMIN' UP.
FIRE DEPARTMENT,
FIREMAN HUCKLEBERRY SPEAKING.
HELP, YOU GOTTA HELP ME GET MY CAT OUT OF A TREE.
HE'S STUCK UP IN A TREE.
HOW'S THAT?
YOU SAY A DOG CHASED YOUR KITTY UP A TREE?
YEAH, YOU GOTTA GET HER OUT.
DON'T YOU FRET NONE, MA'AM.
I'LL GET THAT CAT DOWN IN A HURRY.
FIRE DEPARTMENT TO THE RESCUE AGAIN.
WELL, THERE'S THE TREE,
AND THERE'S THE DOG.
AND THAT THERE IS THE KITTY CAT.
OKAY NOW, BOY, SIMMER DOWN.
QUIET, BOY.
QUIET!
QUIET WHEN I HOLLERS QUIET!
AIN'T YOU ASHAMED OF YOURSELF,
CHASIN' THAT LITTLE OLD BITTY CAT?
BAD DOG.
GET HOME, BOY, GET ON HOME!
TO HANDLE DOGS, YOU GOTTA BE SMARTER THAN A DOG.
POOR LITTLE OLD FRIGHTENED THING.
LIKE I SAID, POOR LITTLE OLD FRIGHTENED THING.
THERE'S MORE THAN ONE WAY TO SKIN A CAT.
OKAY NOW, KITTY.
NOW GET FOR HOME.
SCAT, KITTY CAT, SCAT.
ON YOUR MARK, GET SET, GO!
UH OH.
BAD DOG.
BAD DOG!
GET HOME, BOY, NOW GET ON HOME.
DON'T YOU FRET NONE NOW, PUSSYCAT.
I'LL GET YOU DOWN.
JUST TAKE IT EASY NOW.
OLD HUCK AIN'T GONNA HARM YOU NONE.
JUST TURN LOOSE, KITTY.
LET GO.
WHEN I SAY LET GO,
I MEAN LET GO.
LUCKY FOR ME, CATS ALWAYS LANDS ON THEIR FEETS.
'CEPT THIS CAT.
I'M A-TAKIN' YOU HOME MYSELF, KITTY CAT.
ON YOUR MARK, GET SET, GO.
WHOA THERE, CAT.
DOGGONE IT, WHOA.
WHOA, DOGGONE YOU, WHOA!
SHUCKS, I LOST MY CAT TAIL.
UH OH!
BAD DOG.
GET ON HOME, YOU!
IT'S OKAY, KITTY.
OLD HUCK THE FRIENDLY FIREMAN IS HERE TO RESCUE YOU.
NOW JUST RELAX, PUSSYCAT.
THAT OLD DOG ISN'T GONNA PESTER YOU NO MORE.
YOW!
THAT DONE IT, KITTY.
I GOT MY DANDRUFF UP.
YOU JUST SIT A SPELL WHILST I LEARN THAT DOG
A THING OR THREE.
YES, SIREE, WHEN A DOG DON'T BEHAVE ITSELF,
YOU HAVE TO RAP HIM ON THE NOSE WITH A ROLLED UP NEWSPAPER.
IT'S GONNA HURT ME MORE THAN IT DOES YOU, DOGGY.
HELP!
UH OH.
SHOCK ENDS, AIN'T NOBODY GONNA HEAR A POOR LITTLE OLD MEOW
LIKE THAT.
YOU NEEDS HELP.
MEOW, MEOW, MEOW,
MEOW, MEOW, MEOW.