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--- Transcribed by 20th Century Transcriptions ---
On the last episode of DragonLlab...
[Unintelligable] decided to ****...
[Inverted voice: The remaining 4 DragonBalls together.]
The adventure continues, as they speed headlong, into the unknown.
Bulma, stop! I just-
No.
Bulma, stop!
No.
Bulma, stop!
No.
STTTOOOOOPPPPP!!
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!
BUUULLLMMAA STOOOO-
[Angry grunt and *** firing]
Grandpa said never to use magic, unless it's to **** someone.
Oh, well I am going to **** someone, silly!
She's sh***y and has blue hair!
[gasp]
Did he just say?
Aye, he did!
What's the matter, you're not afraid, are you?
Uh, here it goes!
[explosion]
There we go, now doesn't that look cozy?
Come on Goku, what are you waiting for?
Uhhhhh. Uh. Get away from its mouth, Bulma, I'll protect you from this monster!
Thanks, that's noble of you.
But it's just a house.
See?
WHAT THE FU- [explosion and laughing]
There we go, now doesn't that look cozy?
Come on Goku, what are you waiting for?
Uuuhhhh. Uh. Get away from it's mouth, Bulma, I'll protect you from this monster.
Thanks, that's noble of you.
But it's just a house.
See?
[Electricity turning on]
Bulma, you made it dark, but it's still light outside!
Chill out, it's a little something we call ELECTRICITY! E-LEC-TRICITY!
Wow. This is amazing.
[TV: Lila, I love you. Kiss me, you fool.]
[TV: Oh Chad, I waited so long for this!]
[Bulma is amazed]
[TV: I'll love you forever, my darling.]
Uh, ooh, what's this thing?
One little kiss, one kiss!
Uhhh.
Yes, almost there.
[Bulma scared]
You shut up!
Hey, are you getting hungry, Bulma?
[Bulma confused]
Well, you're drooling.
Now, I'm embarrased.
OH KID!
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE ASKING!
[Disgusted voice: I guess I gotta show you!]
We civilized people call that a towel.
Now let's get this over with, hop in!
So this is a towel?
LOOK AT YOU, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO COVER UP THE TOWEL!
Like this?
Why are you putting this fluffy stuff in my hair?
It's called ShamWow, and I'm putting it in your hair to clean it.
I don't do this very often you know.
You should consider yourself lucky.
No wonder your hair stands up, it's never been washed!
There, that's better.
What in the world?
Woah.
How does this thing stay on kid?
I thought it was attached to your pants.
What did you do, superglue it to your butt?
[Struggling]
I'm trying to take this thing off, so I can wash your **** properly.
Here, that's OK, I can wash my own ***k.
Huh?
See, it's easy.
[Loud scream]
NO WAY, IT MOVES.
THAT MEANS IT'S... IT'S... REAL!!!!!!
A bath sounds so wonderful.
[Classy music]
Aah... there's nothing like a long hot bath to melt a woman's cares away. That's for sure.
[Scream of disgust]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TAKING A BATH, KID?
Yeah, I was going to help you scrub your [bleep], you know, since you don't have a [bleep].
No way, I can scrub my own ****, now beat it, shoo, shoo.
Gosh, I don't get it Bulma, you were going to help me scrub my back.
Goku, you're a little kid, and I'm practically a full-grown woman, there's a big difference.
There is?
Yes there certainly is, but we're not going to get into that right now.
Hey, you don't have to be ashamed, no way!
WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
I HAPPEN TO BE ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRLS THAT YOU'LL EVER SEE...
SO WHAT DO I HAVE TO BE ASHAMED OF, BUSTER!?!?!?
Not having a ****.
[Annoyed voice: That's it. Get out of my face.]
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
GET OUT OF MY TOWEL AND STAY OUT!
AND FOR THE LAST TIME, I DON'T WANT A STUPID ****.
It's about time, I got a little bit of privacy.
Bulma!
I'm hungry.
GOKU!!!!!
Wow! What a soft bed! I can bounce like this all night!
Come on Bulma, there's room for both of us!
Room?
What are you talking about kid? We're not sleeping together, you're sleeping on the floor.
Are you serious?
Yes, you're used to [unintelligable] are you? A guy who eats centipedes, shouldn't mind sleeping on the floor!
I don't mind, but I hope it's not because you're still mad about not having a ****.
GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK HEAD, I DON'T WANT A ****.
There we go.
[Muffled: So, Goku? Why did you live with your grandpa, anyway? I mean, what happened to your parents?]
I'm not sure what happened.
My grandpa found me on a mountainside, on a little bed of moss, when I was just a baby, so he picked me up and took me home. [laugh]
[Muffled: Did you know you don't have to keep a tail just because you're born with one?]
Some dogs actually get their tails cut off while they're still small.
You shouldnt've let them do that to you Bulma, you're no dog.
I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT ME [bleep]BRAIN, I NEVER HAD A [bleep]!
I DON'T KNOW WHAT PLANET THIS KID'S FROM, BUT IT'S NOT EARTH!
Transcription (C) 2012 20th Century Transcriptions