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>>SANTA SHOULD BE HERE ANY MINUTE! >>COME ON NOW.
IS SANTA EVEN REAL? >>YOU CAN’T DOUBT JASON OTHERWISE YOU
DON’T GET PRESENTS! [GASP] >>SANTA!
>>[BELLY LAUGH] HELLO KIDS. >>I HOPE I GOT THE “MY LITTLE PONY” I
WANTED. >>DID YOU GET THE PLAY STATION I WANT?
>>HEY, SANTA, IF YOU’RE REAL THEN WHERE ARE ALL THE PRESENTS?
>>WELL YOU SEE KIDS I REALLY WANTED TO GO THE EXTRA MILE
THIS CHRISTMAS SO I ANALYZED EACH OF YOUR LOVE LANGUAGES.
>>LOVE LANGUAGES? >>FOR EXAMPLE, MALLORY YOUR LOVE LANGUAGE
IS WORDS OF AFFIRMATION. SO, HERE IS YOUR GIFT.
>>YOUR HAIR IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL HAIR WITHIN AT
LEAST A ONE-MILE RADIUS. BUT WE’RE IN RURAL KANSAS.
THERE’S NO ONE ELSE IN A ONE-MILE RADIUS. >>WHITNEY!
YOUR LOVE LANGUAGE WAS ACTS OF SERVICE. SO I DONATED ALL OF YOUR GIFTS TO CHARITY.
DON’T YOU FEEL A LOT BETTER? >>TECHNICALLY YES.
>>STEPHEN MY BOY! YOUR LOVE LANGUAGE WAS QUALITY TIME.
SO-- I’M GLAD WE DID THIS. >>HEY!
WHAT ABOUT ME? >>OH JASON, YOUR LOVE LANGUAGE ACTUALLY
WAS RECEIVING GIFTS. SO, HERE IS A SKATEBOARD.
>>[GASPING] >>AND AN IPOD. >>ALL RIGHT!
>>AND A VACATION TO HAWAII. AND WHY DON’T YOU TAKE THIS PLAY STATION
AS WELL. I’M SURE THAT HE DOESN’T WANT IT ANYMORE.
>>KIDS, WHAT YOU DOING DOWN HERE? YOU DON’T WANT SANTA TO SEE YOU.
>>HERMAN JONES. YOUR LOVE LANGUAGE WAS PHYSICAL TOUCH.
YOU’RE WELCOME. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!
[BELLY LAUGH]