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Session 665
Sometimes I'm afraid of fruits, doctor.
You know, fruits? The stuff you eat? I'm afraid of it sometimes.
A lot of times, actually, I'm afraid of fruits.
Not all the time. You know what I mean?
Once I was afraid of a banana.
I just ate the banana, and I became afraid of it.
So I had laxatives, so I could put it all out.
Are you understanding my condition?
Sometimes I think about killing myself.
Hmm.
What?
Hmm?
You said something.
No, I was just listening to you.
But you were listening to me, and you agreed with me. You said "Hmm".
So?
But the problem is, you agreed with me when I said I was going to kill myself.
Look, I was just thinking out loud. Ok? I'm sorry. It won't happen anymore.
But doctor, how can you "think out loud"? You can't do that.
I was just thinking out loud, it happens!
Haven't you done that at work once? Haven't you made a mistake at work recently?
I know you did.
You forgot to hand in an important list? You forgot, it happens.
Now when you came in crying, with a runny nose and everything, I didn't get all over your case, did I?
So don't get all over mine! I didn't *** you off, so don't *** me off!
But it's different, they didn't need the list...
That's a lie, you didn't know that.
When you came over you didn't know they didn't need it.
What is this?
Well, it's normal life.
You're putting me up on a cross here. I have a normal life too ok?
Out of here I have a life too.
Now do you think I'm gonna be here in this office for 12 hours
listening to a bunch of *** like you talking about how they dreamed about sucking their own mother,
and you think I'll stop thinking for even 10 seconds what I have to do the next day?
Getting groceries and ***. I'm having a daughter, ok?
I didn't "suck" her. I didn't. I was breastfeeding!
Every kid does it. When you were born, you did the same thing.
You're going to tell me you didn't? You're going to tell me...
SHUT THE *** UP!
Were you in school for 4 years, like I was, to know what you're talking about?
Huh? Are you *** Freud? Call the press, Freud's here!
You're *** STUPID. You don't know ***!
You didn't even finish high school, you think you can tell me what to do in my office?
I built this place from scratch! No! Shut up!
Am I the one going to Belf... you live in Belford Roxo, right?
That piece of *** town?
Am I the one going there to see a psychologist? No! You don't know ***.
You sucked your mother. You sucked her.
Oh, it was a dream? It's just a dream?
it's your subconscious, ***. You were sucking your mother.
You think I was sucking my mother?
I don't "think". I know. I know it.
Why didn't you tell me?
When I don't tell you things, you get upset. If I do tell you, you get mad anyway.
I'm not mad!
I just didn't like it when you agreed when I said I was going to kill myself!
I'm not just going to tell you what you wanna hear. Ok?
Who the *** do you think I am, a fortune-teller?
Go *** yourself! Go *** yourself, you *** freak!
I got a little nervous. Ok?
Can we go on.
So, what about the banana?
Tradução: @izzynobre
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