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Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier
and welcome to, Timore Inferno.
Now this is uh, this is a pleasant opening screen,
to a game that I have played before.
Or at least I played the prior incarnation to this game
[Reading onscreen text]
Okay who- Oh, hey!
Oh! I thought that was the game for a second there, I like, 'was I playing?'
Ohhh...Oh okay. So this, I don't recall if any of the other Timore games cost money but this one
actually did. I got it off the itch.io, there's a link in the description if you want to check it out but,
it's the only one that cost money, so my expectations are raised.
Woah
Hello...Nice effects, uh huh!
Least they improved the door sounds.
But if it's anything like the other Timore games, I expect a lot of, very, very high quality jumpscare-age
Oh, look! What am I looking at?
Why am I looking? What am I looking for?
[Garbled I dunno.]
"They shouldn't have come here. You shouldn't have either."
Oh. Woahhh!
Hi...I don't like mannequins. Did I ever mention that to anybody around here?
Ugh, you are just uh...Full of beans!
Okay, excuse me, pardon me. There we go.
Oh!
*Assessing the situation*
Hi?
Hello? Okay...
[Screams] *** OFF WITH THAT!
Okay! Hi, what are you doing? Can I help you?
Yes, oh, is that my grave?
Great... Okay, ugh.
So this is good 'ol Timore! Fun times surrounded by jumpscares!
Ohhh, boy.
I actually don't know how long this game is either, because if it is a- if it is longer than the other ones
I might, maybe, break it up into a couple parts but I'm not 100% sure about that just yet.
I uh, by the time you see this, I have to go out into town for a friend's wedding
Just for a few days! Like only a few days but I gotta prepare for it, so...
I have no idea- Nah, those are just boring details that you guys don't need to worry about, there's just stuff-
I'll get you your videos no matter what! I mean obviously,
if you're here than thank you for being here and joining me and watching
Oh! He's almost adorable! Oh look at you! Oh ain't you just a bag of dicks!
"Defend yourself, don't hurt her" I- Why shouldn't I?
[Laughing] ...Uh-oh! Oh, I didn't know that- Oh ***.
I done bad! I done bad! I'm sorry- [Gasps]
"You're dead." Thank you! That's what I get...All right, fine I get it.
All right, don't- What!? No! Are you dicking me? Oh, *** off with that!
I gotta go back to the beginning, what there's no save system? Aw *** that!
Okay! So apparently there's no save system so I'm going to be following instructions to a 'T' because I don't
have to restart every time I die! So I'm not going to hurt her, it's gonna be okay! I'm a happy fun Markimoo!
Walking through the woods with an axe, no one is gonna get murdered here,
unless I have to defend myself and if I die again I'm going to be very pissed.
Okay! Anyway, let's talk about stuff and things, walking through the woods...
I'm getting a 100%, very heavy Cry of Fear vibes.
If any of you remember I've often- I've had an idea that I wanted to play through Cry of Fear
again on a live stream at some point just because I remember when I
played it after I beat the game you could restart the game unlike a new game
plus on a different difficulty level. But there was like a whole different campaign, there was a part of
Cry of Fear that was just, locked- Woah! Hey! What are you- Oh! I will defend myself against you! Try me!
Try me! Try me!!
TRY ME!
[Yelling]
I don't know what you are! Ugh, I don't know what that was all about but I defended myself and my axe is a
little bloodier now.
I hope that's good thing. Wait! Was it Cry of fear? No it was a different game, oh what was it? It was Grey!
Oh man I almost completely forgot about Grey! But that was true, there was a lot of Cry of Fear stuff that I missed
out on too but Grey had like, the different campaign. That's right, I, man, all these old
school games. Ever since I did the, you know the hot-pepper thing and I was reminiscing about old videos that I did
I went back and looked up some old videos that I've done, and it was a really interesting nostalgia trip to see-
[Mumbling] Thought you cut out there huh? I got closed in huh? Oh I remember your Timore tricks!
But there's a lot- [Gasps] Okay! That's how it's gonna be huh? You're gonna remind me about slender man while I'm talking about old history
Now that was a big chapter of my existence on YouTube. Slenderman, the whole Amnesia-Slenderman
phase, the raging debate about which one was scarier. Oh man I remember the Slenderman
shadow maps- Oh! Hey! I will defend myself! I don't know if I should be looking at that guy.
Is he looking at me? ...Nah he's not looking at me.
[Ringing] Oh no!
[Screams]
Okay...Hello! Okay, bye-bye! [Ringing] Oh ***- What? What, huh? That's what I thought, that's what I thought.
This game isn't giving me any room to think! Or say things, about the past!
Or what I was saying about the Slenderman shadow maps, as I remember eagerly awaiting a new
like uh, everyone in the whole world was like waiting for a new game to come out so
that they could play it and make videos about it. He made the curse of Blackwater if you remember that one too.
Why do I gotta traverse the ocean of blackness? I don't like the ocean of blackness!
Pirates and dark water- Oh! Here we go. Anybody? Oh I almost feel safe.
Oh it feels- Oh good another one I was hopingto do this again
lalalalalala- Oh! Is that enough- Okay [Alarm] What? Woowoowoo? All right, here we go. What are you?
Just a weird ashen car. Do my- Doth my eyes decieve me?
Is that color over there? No those are teeth. Nevermind, I thought those were like
windows on build- Those are teeth. Oh hey little guy! Oh god, man the developer of this game just has a field day
with making bizarre things. Okay.
Hi buddy! Hi fiend! How are you doing? Let's see, "Don't play with it."
Okay, fine then. I won't- *** off, oh *** you. Oh *** off! I ain't gonna play with it.
I would never! I'm going to listen to your instructions because I don't want to go through this again.
Something's gonna pop out- Ah, *** you!
Can't see.
I'm imagining if I touch me any of it, they're gonna kill me!
I didn't play with it! Just 'cause I was looking at it doesn't mean I was- [Yells] What the ***?
Okay... Alright, I'm just going to carry on like that didn't happen.
I've also just been carrying on like I'm not surrounded by giant teeth.
I'm trying to find a moment to relax but I don't think that's gonna give it to me in this game.
[Screams]
WHOAA, WHAT THE ***? NOOO NO NO NO NO NO
NO NO NO NO NO
NO! NO! NO! NO NO NNO! NO!
Good God, what are you? Ugh!
[Disgusted noises]
[Frightnening pulsating noises]
What? WHAT IS THAT? OH ***!
[Manly grunts of effort]
I hope I'm hitting it! EUEAGH! What kind of weird spider are you?
Oh, God, I'm dead I'm dead, aren't I? Oh fuu-oh?
Goddammit, that looked bad!
Whoa, what the ***?
I thought that guy was gonna fuuck me up!
"Why is it looking at you?" Why is what looking at me?
[Worried "Er"]
AH! ***. Off. *** YOU. What are you doing? What are you doing?
I dunno why it's looking at me!
Oh, is this just gonna be my buddy, now? Well! I'm gonna call you Oliver the Eye!
Oliver the Oculus. Well, Oliver, come on with me!
With Oliver in company... I should probably swing my axe at you, but frankly, you're just too darn adorable.
Ugh. Why am I going onto the darkness?
Help me see, Oliver! Cast some light on this scenari-oh...
Hey, hoo, why? What are you doin'?
Oliver! Stand behind me, Oliver! Waaah! I'll get it!
Ow.
What kind of range does this thing have?
Ew.
I don't even know.
Thanks, Oliver! don't worry, you always got my back!
Or you're always lookin' at my crack...
[Under breath] Better not be talkin' smack!
Oh, man, Oliver, cut me some slack!
Let's get this road back on track.
Okay, we're going into the castle!
I suppose. I guess I'm out of the teeth woods, which is nice.
Ohh, yeah. Closed- closed corridors. That's what I remember!
Oliver, you still there? Good, I wouldn't want you to run away from anything at all.
Let's go, Oliver. We have an adventure to take care of.
[Creepy background ambience changes to even creepier ambience]
Oliver? OLIVER! OH NOO! I LOST OLIVER! WAHHHH! Okay...
Oh, Oliver... Oh no- ohh, no...
Oh hey, oh no, what are you?
Ew. What are you? I dunno. What am I asking? I have no idea.
I lost Oliver tho- ooh.
Okay.
Ah ***
[Loud noise consisting of a continuous duck quack and a very angry beehive] AGH *** YOU! WHOA, WHAT THE ***? *** OFF, DUDE! UGH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
EW, OH GOD, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? Ah, you're so weird. Ah, don't do that. Eugh, get away from me.
I hope I'm hitting you. I dunno if I am.
[splooshy guts noise] There we go, that's the stuff.
That's the juiciness!
Am I hitting you? (Mumbling)
There we go, good, you're dead... somehow. I dunno how.
But it happened.
(scratches nose intensly)ima beat you down.
i will say!
i-uh-as much as i
like,theres a special place in my heart
for the timeor games,one thing that we can say
can say aboutem,is that they were never
built very well...
(laughs like school girl)you know what i mean,im being
brutally honest but im being honest none the less
no one can look at this and be like
(in average human markiplier voice)thats a top quality
game right there,that is a(and now We see the markiplier kiss to the camera,and his fans)
mwah mwah,very nice
you always kinda go into it being like
i know its gonna be cheapley made
and you know,its not gonna look pretty,but hey,its gonna be, its gonna be an adventure
hey hows it!-Ooh kayy nevermind
(softly)okeyy...HIII(exited yell turns into *** grunt)
its still folowing you!(cry of desperation)OLIVER!?
[softly]ohh ***,you liying to me,HUH?,YOU LION?
YOU LION!?!?!?
WHATS FOLOWING ME?,I DONT*grunts*
***
hes tryin to trick me(softer)hes tryin to trick me..
TRYin to trick me*grunts sexually*
tryin to make me parinoid and looking behind me
OHHH OLIVER?,hi oliver, whooahhhhhh. hi!
how are you doing!?,welcome back oliver,glad you didint.....dieee
Im happy your going to be recording my entire venture here
okay come along ollie,helloo,hii,hows it going
how are you doin?,did you catch the game?,the sports event?boy that was a thing,that happend
b-between the teams
oliver?.o-oh ollies gone
(inhales deeply)well,into the darkness
oh what do we have here?
*soft grunt*
*softly*okay...HELLO,hi,hows it going?,defend your-(markipler stops mid sentence for a dramatic gasp of air)
(screeching sirens and confuzzeld mark)FROM WHAT?,WHOAHH
I-OH ***!,AH GODDAMMIT,THIS BADX3,WHAT IF I DIE?
OHHH ***...
EH,euahhh,AW *** that dosent sound good.
i hope,i hope!,i really hope!,,awww ***.
oh god dammit!,oh *** off!
oh *** off!,oh *** off!,whoahh,i-i-i dont think i was suppoused to go through the map there
okayy..BUT DID I DO IT?(hopeful mark)
DID I DO I,okayy...that was fun glad that happend,ohh boy what next.OH HII..hi friend how you doin?
okayy
oh no i was supposed to go-oop
wuh oh-..well...alrighty then
hello!..how are you doing,lovley day for it
okayyy...itss quieett-OH *** you
tOOoo quieettt
hunuhh-i wonder whats uhh..under all theese
cloth coverd objects,hellooo..how you doin?
my suppo--
hi what the *** are youuuuuuuuu?
nyeahhh
(mark lets out manly roar)
I SURE AM GLAD IM THE MASS *** IN THIS EQUATION-..ohh hey your just gonna watch huhh?
thats what you like donnttt youuuuu?
HmMmMmMm
hMmMmMm- AH! *** you ollie
do i gotta kill you ollie?...get out of my way ollie..come over here
you gonnaa-ughh cmon ollie..jeez
i cant belive im accomidating you ollie
oh yeah there we go..get up mmm
eeUUahh..the back of you is even more gross than the front of you..and thats sayin something
oh...ohh.wohoho
(markiplier grunting)
timore you got an upGRAddeee
you got one HELL of an upgrade(sees butter fly and loses intrest)okay byee
i dont carree
why are you back?
i dont know if thats timmy timmy timore
oh..-OH two of YEH...do i gotta chop through YEH?
i will..ILL do it!
alright fine then(markipler swings axe but is too weak and grunts in frustration)..(and i guess thats an old tv sound?)
more tv sounds
thats pleasent!..yeah im glad thats part of the game experince ohh boyy