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So you wanted to be an intern, right? Yes, very much. I just graduated film school, and
I'm a big fan of your show. You break the nose too? That's nasal congestion, actually.
It's a…I'm allergic to dogs. Oh, good. Well, that's a relief. Yeah, there's only a few
working here, so, you know, it's not as crippling as if there like a pack of dogs. Well, that's
it for us tonight, folks. Thanks for watching. And thanks again to our new sponsor, Banzai
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Good night everyone. There you go, girl. My bad, Bunk. I didn't check the serving size.
Better get this cleaned up before you eat it again. Got any food in there, buddy? No,
dog puke. Oh, what the dog eat? Banzai Bone Chews. Yeah, yeah, yeah -- but what flavor?
Mike Weaver? Yeah, you've seen the show, huh? Who should I make it out to? Make it out to
Terry Johnny Cashmere. We went to high school together -- you don't remember? No. That Human
League concert's gonna be boss. Plus, my parents are out of town. Got the condoms. Thanks.
It's no damage, babe. I'm still a ***. Michelle? Don't you want me? Don't you want
me? Oh… We never did see the Human League. Jesus, man! I had a totally sweet Robot ready
to go for Fascination. My whole life has been unraveling ever since that day, all thanks
to you. Now the only work I can get is busting hand jobs behind the Elk's Lodge. Sometimes
I get 30. But the Elks, they like to haggle. Everybody knows they're cheap. Listen, I swear,
I never hooked up with your girlfriend. I don't even remember who she is. I wish I knew
that 25 years ago. Well, back to work. Terry Johnny. We just lost our daytime security
guard. I realize that you probably don't wanna give up your hand job gig, but I can put in
a good word for ya. I'm licensed and bonded. Did not expect that. Might take a few days,
where do I find ya? Oh, I'll be over there. Mike Weaver. Terry Johnny. Terry Johnny, I
did it. You're the new security guard at Heavy Petting. I'm the new what, now? Congratulations.
Good morning, Eli. You meet Terry Johnny? I introduced myself. Terry Johnny, how do
you feel? Mike, it's something about the uniform -- I don't know, I just feel great about myself.
I really think I've turned the corner here. Fantastic, good to hear. That is great, you
know? Sometimes you gotta start in the basement before you get to the attack. Is that your
cheese stick? Uh…everyone kinda… Because I don't see your name on it. New to California?
Recycling, ***. You think these lights pay for themselves? Come on, ***-it. You
don't look handicap. Ah, I'm just gonna be a second. That's a second too long. Seriously?
What are you gonna do about it? It's not okay to gaze a guy for parking in a handicap spot.
He was resisting arrest. You can't arrest anyone. But he had a hoody on. I'm not buying
that. You want answers? I want the truth! You can't handle the truth! We live in a world
with walls, and men with guns have to guard those walls. Who's gonna do that, you? You,
Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can even fantom. You weep for Santiago,
you curse the Marines -- that's your luxury, the luxury of not knowing what I know. That
Santiago's death… Santiago? Terry Johnny, I can't have someone getting tazed! They told
me to fire you, Terry Johnny. No, no. Sorry. Listen, you've made some real strides here.
Keep your eyes on the prize. I'm three weeks sober, and I've never felt better. It's nice
to know you're on the right path. I fell off the path, Mike. I fell off the path. Hand
job? 15, Mike. Mike, 10, 10 -- 10, Mike.