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(phone ringing)
Hipster Rangers, assemble!
Hipster Rangers?
We're not hipsters.
Right, I meant something else... Rangers, assemble!
What's up Gordon?
There's a young girl in your vicinity who foolishly wants to end her life.
You must convince her that life is worth living.
What's the point?
For... the sake of irony?
Well, I guess we have nothing better to do.
Rangers: it's time for a Mustache Ride!
Wait! We're here to convince you not to kill yourself.
Aren't you the Hipster Rangers?
We're not hipsters! (sighs)
Mocha, tell her why she shouldn't kill herself.
Cliché Crumbler.
So many people have killed themselves before you. It's so cliché.
Way to be unoriginal.
What's the point? It won't change the fact that I'm the only one out of my
friends in the pregnancy pact to get a miscarriage.
Now my friends won't accept me.
Ooh. That's heavy.
Why kill yourself when you can fill your life by collecting cool stuff?
Analog Attack!
Feel the power of my obscure musical tastes the way it's meant to be heard!
I can fit these albums and so much more into my iPod.
She's not going to be impressed by your lack of talent.
Listen to my... Skinny Jean Serenade!
♪ Don't kill yourself, little girl ♪
♪ There's lots to do in this wide world ♪
♪ Like get a tattoo or two, or three ♪
♪ of me, and you doo doo ♪
Your music sucks! Now I really want to kill myself.
Well fine. If you're going to kill yourself, you might as well
do it the cool way. And smoke cigarettes.
Indigo? Show her.
Cigarette Slam!
(coughing) But cigarettes are expensive!
I can't afford that.
Power of the Trust Fund Apathy Card! Just wait until your parents'
trust fund kicks in.
I want to take responsibility for my own life.
Not just live mooching off others.
Nothing's gonna convince this girl.
(phone ringing)
Wait guys, I'm getting a call from Gordon.
Rangers! You must unite your powers to summon Meta Man.
Come on guys, you know what that means: it's Meta Time!
I am Meta Man. With the power of self-reference, I will
open up a plot hole so big, I will resolve the plot of this film.
I get it now! I can find acceptance by conforming to
your false sense of non-conformity!
I'm pregnant again! I don't know how it got there...
But, I'm a hipster, just like you guys!
Wait, you're a hipster?
Well, yeah...
- What! - Whoa, hold the phone.
We're not hipsters. We can't have a poser hanging out with us, cramping our style.
Let's go.