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ARE YOU... ARE YOU PAYING
ATTENTION?
SLASH, I DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE
OUT OF YOU.
ARE YOU PAYING ANY ATTENTION?
YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE YOU'RE
PAYING ATTENTION.
NOW, IS THE REST OF THE BAND
SMOKING?
GIVE ME THAT.
JUST GIVE ME THAT!
YOU SHOULD...T
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
GIVE ME THE CIGARETTES.
GIVE ME THE CIGARETTES.
YOU'LL GET THEM BACK AFTER
CLASS.
(LAUGHTER)
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
I'M NOT... I'M NOT SAYING... I'M
NOT SAYING IT'S YOUR FAULT, BUT
YOU DID SET A BAD EXAMPLE.
(LAUGHTER)
HEY, LOOK, FREE BUTTS, WOW.
WHAT, IS THE SHOW OVER?
OH.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE
HELLO.
AND ONE OF OUR OLD FRIENDS,
CAROLE KING, WILL BE OUT A
LITTLE LATER WITH SLASH FROM
GUNS 'N ROSES.
NOW, HERE'S OUR FRIEND, PAUL
SHAFFER, RIGHT OVER THERE!
(BAND PLAYING THEME FROM "I LOVE
LUCY")
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>> Paul: REALLY.
>> Dave: MY UNCLE ED IS HAVI A
BIRTHDAY, SO I WENT DOWN, YOU
KNOW-- AND I'M A BUSY GUY; I'VE
GOT THIS SHOW TO PRODUCE EACH
AND EVERY NIGHT, AND I DON'T
HAVE A LOT OF TIME TO SHOP FOR
GIFTS-- AND I SAID...
(RANDOM MUSICAL FLOURISH)
HEY, HEY, THIS AIN'T REHEARSAL.
NOW, DAMN IT, I'M GOING...
HEY, HEY!
NOW GET... WHAT IS HE DOING OVER
THERE?
HEY, YOU'RE NOT EVEN TURNED...
TURN AROUND SO WE CAN KEEP AND
EYE.... OH, MY GOD, IT'S JUST
GONE TO HELL.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
THE GIRLS ARE GOING TO BE HERE
IN A MINUTE, WILL YOU?pQ
WE'VE GOT LANOLIN.
>> Dave: WHOO, MAN.
YOU KNOW, SHARON, I APPRECIATE
THE EFFORT, I REALLY, REALLY DO.
UT THIS REMINDS ME OF A--
>> Dave: THIS WOULD BE A GREAT
PLACE TO DO A SHOW, WOULDN'T IT,
PAUL?
I'VE GOT TO DO A COMMERCIAL, AND
WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'LL
CONTINUE CHATTING WITH S
(BAND PLAYING)
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)p(Q$
> Dave: PAUL SHAFFER AND SLASH
FROM GS 'N ROSES.
SHARON STONE IS HERE, MARGARET
OUR NEXT GUEST IS ONE OF THE
BEST AND MOST SUCCESSFUL
SONGWRITERS OF ALL TIME.
SHE IS HERE TONIGHT WITH SLASH
FROM GUNS 'N ROSES.
OH, IS HE HERE?
(LAUGHTER)
THEY'RE GOING TO BE PERFORMING
SOMETHING FROM HER LIVE C.D.,
RIGHT HERE, AND HER VIDEO,
"CAROLE KING IN CONCERT."
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE SHE
IS, CAROLE KING.
CAROLE, COME ON OUT.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
♪ I FEEL THE EARTH
MOVE UNDER MY FEET
♪ I FEEL THE SKY
TUMBLING DOWN
♪ I FEEL MY HEART
START TO TREMBLING
♪ WHENEVER
YOU'RE AROUND
♪ OH, BABY
WHEN I SEE YOUR FACE
♪ MELLOW AS THE MONTH OF MAY
OH, DARLING
I FEEL BETTER
♪ WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME
THAT WAY
♪♪ I FEEL THE EARTH
MOVE UNDER MY FEET
♪ I FEEL THE SKY
TUMBLING DOWN
♪ I FEEL MY HEART
START TO TREMBLING
♪ WHENEVER
YOU'RE AROUND
♪ YEAH! ♪
♪ EVERYBODY'S DOING
A BRAND-NEW DANCE
♪ LET ME HEAR YOU!
COME ON, BABY
♪ DO THE LOCOMOTION
I KNOW YOU'LL GET TO LIKE IT
♪♪ IF YOU GIVE IT A CHANCENOW
COME ON, BABY
♪ DO THE LOCOMOTION
THERE'S NEVER BEEN A DANCE
♪ THAT'S SO EASY TO DO
CAN EVEN MAKE YOU HAPPY
♪ WHEN YOU'RE FEELING BLUE
SO COME O
♪ COME ON
DO THE LOCOMOTION WITH ME
♪ COME ON, DO THE LOCOMOTION
YEAH, YEAH
♪ COME ON, DO THE LOCOMOTION
OH, YEAH
♪♪ COME ON, DO THE LOCOMOTION
GET DOWN, DOWN, DOWN
♪ COME , DO THE LOCOMOTION
YEAH
♪ DO THE LOCOMOTION
COME ON
♪ I SAID COME ON
COME ON, DO THE LOCOMOTION
♪♪ YEAH, YEAH
HERE WE GO
♪ COME ON
COME ON
♪♪ DO THE LOCOMOTION WITH ME! ♪Q
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
(BAND PLAYING)
>> Dave: HOW ABOUT THAT, LADIES
AND GENTLEMEN?
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
MAN, YOU'RE PEPPY.
I ENJOYED THAT.
SLASH, NICE GOING, BUDDY.
HEY, SLASH, HEY!
HEY, OKAY.
>> MY L, HE'S THE BEST.
I LOVE HIM.
>> Dave: MY THANKS TO CAROLE
KING.
YOU'RE ON BROADWAY AS WELL.
>> YES, I AM, IN "BLOOD
BROTHERS."
>> Dave: MAN, YOU'RE DOING
EVERYTHING.
CONGRATULATIONS.
ALSO, MY THANKS TO MARGARET CHO
AND SHARON STONE.
TOMORROW, MIKE WALLACE, ELLE
MacPHERSON, AND FAITH HILL.
THANKS FOR WATCHING.
GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
(BAND PLAYING "LATE SHOW" THEME)
[Captioning sponsore$ by
WORLDWIDE PANTS AND CBS]